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Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
I was just thinking I just got my very first toy 2 weeks ago nearly now and man what fun Im having with it but I got to thinking just then.................. most people if they have a toy or a plant (mostly POT plants ;) ) or a teddy or something they have a name for it!!
So I decided to name my first dildo (something else exceot dildo!!) havent thought of a name yet!! Anybody got any ideas
I know yet again im sad blah blah blah I DONT CARE Im a happy sad person!
Hmmm isnt anyone else just wondering how on earth you havent bought any toys earlier??? :roll: Just where have u been girl?? :twisted:
Sex God
well i dont name mine.. i just number them 1 - 1, 987.
joke! maybe lol
joke! maybe lol
Casanova
Quote by cu3b4ll
Mrs Cu3b4ll called hers Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb - one for each day of the week. (I get Sundays) :cry:
I love the idea of "Dibble the Dildo"
Quote by GenHertsCpl
I was just thinking I just got my very first toy 2 weeks ago nearly now and man what fun Im having with it but I got to thinking just then.................. most people if they have a toy or a plant (mostly POT plants ;) ) or a teddy or something they have a name for it!!
So I decided to name my first dildo (something else exceot dildo!!) havent thought of a name yet!! Anybody got any ideas
I know yet again im sad blah blah blah I DONT CARE Im a happy sad person!
Hmmm isnt anyone else just wondering how on earth you havent bought any toys earlier??? :roll: Just where have u been girl?? :twisted:
I know such a late starter!! :roll:
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
I was just thinking I just got my very first toy 2 weeks ago nearly now and man what fun Im having with it but I got to thinking just then.................. most people if they have a toy or a plant (mostly POT plants ;) ) or a teddy or something they have a name for it!!
So I decided to name my first dildo (something else exceot dildo!!) havent thought of a name yet!! Anybody got any ideas
I know yet again im sad blah blah blah I DONT CARE Im a happy sad person!
Hmmm isnt anyone else just wondering how on earth you havent bought any toys earlier??? :roll: Just where have u been girl?? :twisted:
I know such a late starter!! :roll:
Lol, well get cracking girl, theres work to be done!!
Orgasminator
Why not name it after a real wanker?
the name Blair, comes to mind.
Harry0
Cassanova and drunk of this Parish.
the name Blair, comes to mind.
Harry0
Cassanova and drunk of this Parish.
Awwww I love my wee puter!! Only thing that could be better than my dildo and my puter is a dildo shaped puter 
So call your dildo "Puter" and you have the best of both worlds.
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So call your dildo "Puter" and you have the best of both worlds.
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U ltra-orgasmic
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Or "computer"
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P enis
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