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NAME THE DILDO

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Say it in a sexy porn movie voice:
ABSURD DIDO DILDO BITCH!!!!
- well,it does it for me! redface
Quote by fruity1976
I was just thinking I just got my very first toy 2 weeks ago nearly now and man what fun Im having with it but I got to thinking just then.................. most people if they have a toy or a plant (mostly POT plants ;) ) or a teddy or something they have a name for it!!
So I decided to name my first dildo (something else exceot dildo!!) havent thought of a name yet!! Anybody got any ideas rolleyes
I know yet again im sad blah blah blah I DONT CARE Im a happy sad person! lol

Hmmm isnt anyone else just wondering how on earth you havent bought any toys earlier??? :roll: Just where have u been girl?? :twisted:
Mrs Cu3b4ll called hers Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb - one for each day of the week. (I get Sundays) :cry:
well i dont name mine.. i just number them 1 - 1, 987.
joke! maybe lol
Quote by cu3b4ll
Mrs Cu3b4ll called hers Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb - one for each day of the week. (I get Sundays) :cry:

I love the idea of "Dibble the Dildo" rotflmao
havent named ours yet but funnily enough :sh*tthatwasgood:keeps popping up biggrin
friendly fruity ??????? or fruity friendly biggrin
Quote by GenHertsCpl
I was just thinking I just got my very first toy 2 weeks ago nearly now and man what fun Im having with it but I got to thinking just then.................. most people if they have a toy or a plant (mostly POT plants ;) ) or a teddy or something they have a name for it!!
So I decided to name my first dildo (something else exceot dildo!!) havent thought of a name yet!! Anybody got any ideas rolleyes
I know yet again im sad blah blah blah I DONT CARE Im a happy sad person! lol

Hmmm isnt anyone else just wondering how on earth you havent bought any toys earlier??? :roll: Just where have u been girl?? :twisted:
I know such a late starter!! :roll:
Quote by fruity1976
I was just thinking I just got my very first toy 2 weeks ago nearly now and man what fun Im having with it but I got to thinking just then.................. most people if they have a toy or a plant (mostly POT plants ;) ) or a teddy or something they have a name for it!!
So I decided to name my first dildo (something else exceot dildo!!) havent thought of a name yet!! Anybody got any ideas rolleyes
I know yet again im sad blah blah blah I DONT CARE Im a happy sad person! lol

Hmmm isnt anyone else just wondering how on earth you havent bought any toys earlier??? :roll: Just where have u been girl?? :twisted:
I know such a late starter!! :roll:
Lol, well get cracking girl, theres work to be done!! smackbottom
My wifes favourite is simply called Roger, I'm sure you can guess the type
We call ours St Augustine because of his (the saint that is) prayer. "...Give me chastity-but not just yet!"
hehe nice one lol
Why not name it after a real wanker?
the name Blair, comes to mind.
Harry0
Cassanova and drunk of this Parish. hump drinkies
mandy had a big hard shiny blue one made of metal cool
its name is metal mickey lol
Awwww I love my wee puter!! Only thing that could be better than my dildo and my puter is a dildo shaped puter lol
So call your dildo "Puter" and you have the best of both worlds.
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Call it diver!
Cos it goes down on you rolleyes