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danny1
Warming the Bed
Hi guys, new to this. How ya any response
davej
Sex God
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by davej
davej
Sex God
Welcome aboard Danny wave
danny1
Warming the Bed
ya missed one......... ,
davej
Sex God
Quote by danny1
ya missed one......... ,

Oh bollox, grammer never was my strong point.
Missy
Sex God
Hiya Danny1 wave
Welcome biggrin
Slydewhoosh
Orgasminator
Welcome onboard ..... MOVE RIGHT DOWN THE BUS PLEASE!!!!!
Can you tell it's a real boring day at work.
Anyway have fun.
Happy Swinging
danny1
Warming the Bed
How ya doin, Impressive site. Where are you from dave and misschief, sorry and SlydeWHOOSH
danny1
Warming the Bed
Your right about work. Its duller than john majors undies
Missy
Sex God
Blimey Danny ..... don't ask that question to Dave!!! He starts spouting off about the land of fairies n unicorns n stuff rolleyes ....... I've told him before that I know it's bullshit, unicorns just don't like the Herts landscape dunno
Oh I'm from the South by the way ...... where Unicorns really come from :smug: sorry long story, I will bore you with it one day confused
Slydewhoosh
Orgasminator
Quote by danny1
How ya doin, Impressive site. Where are you from dave and misschief, sorry and SlydeWHOOSH

I cum from below my waist or ....
I come from my mothers womb.
Both are true but take yer pick wink
danny1
Warming the Bed
Okay, but everyone knows unicorns come from fleetwood. I learned that at school. a special school. a very special school
Missy
Sex God
Quote by danny1
Okay, but everyone knows unicorns come from fleetwood. I learned that at school. a special school. a very special school
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
OK Unicorns I am practically an expert on ......... but where the bluddy ell is Fleetwood? :undecided:
danny1
Warming the Bed
Somewhere up north, somewhere near blackpool it was the first that came to mind. im from preston myself.
Slydewhoosh
Orgasminator
Quote by danny1
im from preston myself.

We all have our crosses to bare !!! lol
danny1
Warming the Bed
what about you swooshy where you from?
Slydewhoosh
Orgasminator
Originally just the otherside of Bolton but now I reside in Jockland due to work
danny1
Warming the Bed
ock ey the noo or whatever to be steriotypically scottish.
Slydewhoosh
Orgasminator
Aye:
Jockland - Were real men wear SKIRTS!!!! lol
CG26M
Sexlightened
Your all as mad as hatters as far as unicorns in fleetwood maybe a stray reindeer from blackpools illuminations! lmao
bluexxx
Sex God
Helloooooooooo
Welcome to the forum cool
danny1
Warming the Bed
Illuminations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are you mad. no animal could possibly escape the evil appression of the lights!
Unknown User
wave and :welcome:
Put your feet up and have a :beer:
Clare and Steve,xxx
wink
danny1
Warming the Bed
Just checked the ads out. What can i say. NICE
danny1
Warming the Bed
How long you been doin it for
gilbert
Orgasminator
Wish I could do the multiple quote thing, perhaps debbiewebs will instruct me someday.
anyway Fleetwood for Misschief , end of the blackpool tram line, sell lots of fish or at least used to
And whoever, Jockland and men in skirts, and the problem is?
Danny welcome to the house of absolutely nutty good guys
Giilbert
Unknown User
Quote by gilbert
anyway Fleetwood for Misschief , end of the blackpool tram line, sell lots of fish or at least used to
Giilbert

Not any more - fishing industry up there is almost defunct!
Oh - and hiya newboy (ooops, I meant danny!)!!!!
Alex x
gilbert
Orgasminator
I did say used to!!!
Gilbert
trying to explain to the squaw
Unknown User
Quote by gilbert
I did say used to!!!
Gilbert
trying to explain to the squaw

Lol - I know - I was just confirming!
davej
Sex God
Right no bloody more of it...........For the very last time, Pixies and Unicorns are only ever seen in hertfordshire, the rest of the country has only got one horned goats at best, so stop living in bloody fairy land the lot of ya!!!..............
Mrs davej, follow Sebastian around that paddock and collect some glitter and dont forget to set out his favourite food....thats it, that big bag of Candy floss in the corner.
right herts unicorn thus-
rest of country thus-