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Position...mmmmmmmmmmmm let me work on that one!
Chief Quality Controller?
Means I can pinch and rub and squeeze to my little hearts content. 8)
Do I get to stamp them all with the 'Lion Mark'??? :happy: :happy:
(you need to be a little over 30 to understand that)

*goes off to Office World to order the rubber stamp - can I use the SH logo too Mark?????*
So Sowwy Wilma
I was just in a rush - didnt mean to be abrupt!!!!!!
Looks like i've blotted my copybook!
I'm going to go and sit in the naughty corner and cry now!
Yours apologetically
Alex x x x
I remeber the Lion mark - OMG does that mean I am over 30? (Yes it does - bugga)
Love
Wilma
x x x x
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Alexandra
So Sowwy Wilma
I was just in a rush - didnt mean to be abrupt!!!!!!
Looks like i've blotted my copybook!
I'm going to go and sit in the naughty corner and cry now!
Yours apologetically
Alex x x x

You do not need to apologise to me Alex and your copy book is sparkling white. But you can stay in the naughty corner it sort of turns me on lol
Dry your eyes kid, I told ya I loved ya.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
By the way Jags, what position do you want to fill?
Novelty bottle opener? wink
lhk
Kat
(long time since I said anything deserving of a slap 8) )
You ARE asking for a big slap aren't you Kate????? Think I might just save them up and administer them all at once...........mmmmmmmmm now what a great idea!
x xx
Think I might just save them up and administer them all at once.
And I do plan to give you the opportunity! :twisted: kiss
lhk
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Go on Jags, Slap him!!

I could do a sponsored slap-athon?? In aid of wool for the willy-warmers??
Any bids??? I can start with lol
I could do a sponsored slap-athon?? In aid of wool for the willy-warmers??
Can I coin a phrase? I think I just "Did a Fred"
Jags hunny, if the pleasure alone is not enough for you, then yes, you may use me to what ever ends you see fit.
Oh, and Kit says she will take the pics!
lhk
Kat
Well I feel I should share my pleasure with SH at large and not keep it to myself, do too much of that already.
More wool, more willy warmers, more happy Freds.
x xx x