New member dammythenumpty

3 Nov 2005

Oh dear.
We have a new member dammythenumpty.
I hope you will all 'welcome' this newbiee in the customery manner, he is male..........
Dambuster you have made my day lol

:lol: :evil2: :giggle: :giggle: :bounce:
What will you do next :P
Those of you that tamper with your email addresses be careful.......... :lol: :lol:

3 Nov 2005

sarah - you have lost me - assume I am being stupid again!!?? rolleyes

:roll:

:dunno:

3 Nov 2005

Welcome numpty
I hope you read ALL the advice pages in full before you make your first numpty post wink

3 Nov 2005

SHHHHHHHHHHH

3 Nov 2005

Hello dammythenumpty and :welcome: to SH
Tell us a bit about yourself ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

3 Nov 2005

Quote by TallFunLondon
sarah - you have lost me - assume I am being stupid again!!?? :roll: :dunno:

with you now - lol
dannythenumpty - if you go back to the top it tells newbies the rules.. lol

:lol:

3 Nov 2005

Quote by Kit
Welcome numpty
I hope you read ALL the advice pages in full before you make your first numpty post

Nah - can't be bothered with all that.
Is it important to have a big cock ?
Do women really squirt ?
I've been here nearly an hour and nobody's offered to shag me yet - Does this site really work ???

3 Nov 2005

Quote by dammythenumpty
Welcome numpty
I hope you read ALL the advice pages in full before you make your first numpty post

Nah - can't be bothered with all that.
Is it important to have a big cock ?
Do women really squirt ?
I've been here nearly an hour and nobody's offered to shag me yet - Does this site really work ???
tend to find the more agrressive you are the more likely you are for a woman to come after you - make sure it to the point - something like 'who wants to fuck now?' should do the trick!

3 Nov 2005

Yes Yes and Yes .................. next numpty question ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

3 Nov 2005

Quote by dammythenumpty
I've been here nearly an hour and nobody's offered to shag me yet - Does this site really work ???

I'll wank you off if ya like dunno

:doh: This it not a quick shag site you know mad

:x :x

3 Nov 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I've been here nearly an hour and nobody's offered to shag me yet - Does this site really work ???

I'll wank you off if ya like dunno

:doh: This it not a quick shag site you know mad

:x :x
Does that make it a SLOW shag site ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

3 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
I've been here nearly an hour and nobody's offered to shag me yet - Does this site really work ???

I'll wank you off if ya like dunno

:doh: This it not a quick shag site you know mad

:x :x
Does that make it a SLOW shag site ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Depends what mood you catch me in :rascal:

3 Nov 2005

An do ya wanna cam wiv me ............. dooya :grin:

3 Nov 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
:doh: This it not a quick shag site you know :x :x

Oh c'mon - you lot must be gagging for it, waiting for me to arrive.
So . . . . . . . .
What's these Munch things I've been reading about ?????
They sound like a bit of a shag-fest to me hump

:hump: :hump: :hump:

3 Nov 2005

Quote by dammythenumpty
Welcome numpty
I hope you read ALL the advice pages in full before you make your first numpty post

Nah - can't be bothered with all that.
Is it important to have a big cock ?
Do women really squirt ?
I've been here nearly an hour and nobody's offered to shag me yet - Does this site really work ???
debbiewebs will be along shortly :lol:
it's classy ladies on this site mate, i suggest you join in the cafe banter and put your name down for a munch (not a munchie- thats chocolate) you could always ask for a mentor, someone gentle like bluexxx.
ask them about using the site and get yourself settled in before trying to shag anything that moves. some of the regulars would be more than happy to break you into the swinging scene, i've not met them but 'EagerSlut' and 'JudyTV' might be worth contacting with a polite PM, i'm sure they have many experiences they'd be willing to share with you.
So, :welcome: and enjoy your time on SH

3 Nov 2005

Quote by dammythenumpty

:doh: This it not a quick shag site you know :x :x

Oh c'mon - you lot must be gagging for it, waiting for me to arrive.
Naked and damp .......... come give me your 14 inch cock!

Quote by dammythenumpty
So . . . . . . . .
What's these Munch things I've been reading about ?????
They sound like a bit of a shag-fest to me :hump: :hump: :hump:

Yes, get on a guest list to see how many ladiezzz you can shag in an evening :rascal:

3 Nov 2005

dammythenumpty ............. you need to try harder !!!
1. You havent PM'd me yet with the usual "fancy a shag" !
2. You havent told us all how enormous your bits are !
3. You havent told us how all the women beg you for more !
4. and last but not least ........ you havent made your mobile number or msn addy public !
Get with the programme !!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

3 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
dammythenumpty ............. you need to try harder !!!
1. You havent PM'd me yet with the usual "fancy a shag" !
2. You havent told us all how enormous your bits are !
3. You havent told us how all the women beg you for more !
4. and last but not least ........ you havent made your mobile number or msn addy public !
Get with the programme !!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
kiss

Sam

3 Nov 2005

You might want to read this::
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/46349.html

3 Nov 2005

or even
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/61448.html

3 Nov 2005

Shaved or not?

3 Nov 2005

CCooorrrr your a bit of alright even if you are a pillock wink

Fancy a shag? Have you a big cock? Are you a stayer and also a heavy cummer? Can you cook, and more to the point can you wash up!?
Right, wheres me keys............ :twisted:

3 Nov 2005

GenHertCple ..........
Dont go babe ............. he wont turn up :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

3 Nov 2005

Oh dear...... dammmythenumpty....... you've forgotten to post in CAPS too........
You really must try harder...... lol
equi-princess xxx
p.s..... and in the chatroom........ asl goes down really well......... lol

3 Nov 2005

Quote by dammythenumpty

:doh: This it not a quick shag site you know :x :x

Oh c'mon - you lot must be gagging for it, waiting for me to arrive.
So . . . . . . . .
What's these Munch things I've been reading about ?????
They sound like a bit of a shag-fest to me hump

:hump: :hump: :hump:
Hi there dammythenumpty and :welcome: to the site ;)
Munches are purely social gatherings-a chance for new members to meet others and regular members to catch up with others. If you stick around a bit and get known on the forums I will consider putting you on my list smile

Minx x x

3 Nov 2005

:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
Hello, Hello. It's good to be back, it's good to be back.
Hello, Hello. It's good to be back, it's good to be back.
Did you miss me, Yeah, while I was away, did you hang my picture on your wall
Did you kiss me, Yeah, every single day, although you couldn't kiss me at all.
And did you love me, Yeah, like a good little girl,
Did you tell that naughty boy not to call, did you love me, Yeah, in your little world,
Although you couldn't see me at all, although you couldn't see me at all.
With mucho worship

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: ing to Jas kiss

It was all that Meaty's bloody fault ! ! ! ! !
And Jags
Rule number 1,647 - Don't suggest anything remotely techie to dambuster, dammy, dammie, db, or Irene - not even when covered in marmite rolleyes

3 Nov 2005

Hey Dammythenumpty wave

Welcome to SH!
Straight jackets are in the cupborad down the corridor to your right :thumbup:
and remember, the search button is your friend wink

Dark xx

3 Nov 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
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debbiewebs will be along shortly

Is this me cue?.............. Debs runs in puffing and panting
errrrr well hello
i am sorry i cannot do it....its the name
I cannot pretend its craking me up
hang on i will pull me self togather errrrr cough cough .......... errr hello new
try again............... errrr cough cough errr :welcome: thats it have to go

3 Nov 2005

Quote by dambuster
:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
Hello, Hello. It's good to be back, it's good to be back.
Hello, Hello. It's good to be back, it's good to be back.
Did you miss me, Yeah, while I was away, did you hang my picture on your wall
Did you kiss me, Yeah, every single day, although you couldn't kiss me at all.
And did you love me, Yeah, like a good little girl,
Did you tell that naughty boy not to call, did you love me, Yeah, in your little world,
Although you couldn't see me at all, although you couldn't see me at all.
With mucho :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: ing to Jas
It was all that Meaty's bloody fault ! ! ! ! !
And Jags
Rule number 1,647 - Don't suggest anything remotely techie to dambuster, dammy, dammie, db, or Irene - not even when covered in marmite

And How????
I told you about webnames and email forwarding and you come back as someone else, and it's my fault????
that sounds like women's logic dammie, i think you're getting too in touch with your female side. before you know it you'll be agreeing with sister calista's what women rant about thread
bad dammie :kick:

3 Nov 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
And How????
I told you about webnames and email forwarding and you come back as someone else, and it's my fault????
that sounds like women's logic dammie, i think you're getting too in touch with your female side.
before you know it you'll be agreeing with sister calista's what women rant about thread
bad dammie :kick:

ffs, meaty ! ! !
Have you any idea what HLB's gonna do with that when she gets back ?
She already thinks I'm camp rolleyes