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My sides hurt now Dave!!!!!
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My God - we have missed you on here!!!!!!
Alex, did you just make this thread go widescreen...I need a packed lunch just to scroll across and read it....what happened !!!...my god edit it, I've got scrollers cramp.
oooh an edit....now it's normal size.
So Dave will the resulting jerk at the bottom of the fall, serve to get your head free?
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So Dave will the resulting jerk at the bottom of the fall, serve to get your head free?

thats the hope .....it then only remains for me to visit the surgery to get my ears syringed, and I will be fit to boogie.
Hey Ice...i haven't done a new to all this either so am gonna jump in your's hehehe...sooooo...here's 5 things i have done recently..
1) joined SH..good move i think
2) found out the american girl comin to meet me was a bunny boiler...she ain't comin no more
3) thrown a sicky from work today coz i couldn't be assed to get out of bed this morning
4) driven 60 miles to the wirral to meet a scouser...had a great time...she says she loves me...am not goin back...ya see any scouse girls lookin for iain then ya never saw me wink
5) made my 1st post in this forum...this is it btw...
thanks for lending me your thread ice...catch y'all later
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Tis all true misschief, furthermore she then showed me how to expel water from my mask when under the water, by releasing the bottom portion of the mask from my face and blowing down my nose. Now I wasn't too keen on that idea, having got water in my eyes 43 years ago when mum used to wash my hair so I thought.......there is no way water is getting in this mask and pulled the straps as tight as I could.....Talk about Marty Feldmans eye's, jeez..... I pulled it that tight, that me eyes bulged out so far I swear me eyelids wouldn't have stretched across em. I then ventured into the deep.
Now for those that have never been, apart from the foundations of a small bugalow inserted into your jacket to make you sink, you also have to wear a jacket that can be inflated with air...........well I tell you, I swam out with the grace of a wet cat, looking like a wounded bull seal in me rubber suit thing with all sorts of tubes and contraptions, with me jacket inflated.....
she comes along ....Frau Flobb.....and lets the air outa my jacket, I went into a controlled dive to the bottom, the control being the sea bed cos when I hit it, thats where I stayed until miss Flobb decided to come and re-inflate me, honest, apart from crawling along the sea bed on me belly I couldn't do a thing, so she inflates me and as I rise I have a little swim moving me legs from the hips as told, couldn't help thinking how I resembled, one of the Thundrbirds puppets with me jeky style, but none the less I swam, albeit untill I surfaced, where she repeated the procedure. So for 45 minutes I sank, I surfaced, I sank, I surfaced and did some Thunderbird swimming in between.
Forty five quid later and with a grove in me face so deep that it can still be seen today, from where I pulled the mask tight, a headache and eyes like a Chameleon's, I thanked her, wiped the gob from me nose and vowed to try bungee jumping next time.

I found that pulling the mask tighter actually makes it leak more, the tension deforms the mask you see. Pulling it tight also increases the possibility of a broken strap! I'm guessing that you did a PADI DSD (Discover Scuba Diving) course, if you weren't in a pool it sounds to me that you shouldn't have been down at all, DSD allows a maximum depth of 6 metres, if you were 'yo-yo'ing for 45 mins then that was potentially dangerous, you need to have at least rudimentary control of your own buoyance, even on your first dive. You can still suffer from bends or burst lung even at that shallow depth. If you want to learn to dive cheaply then you can do so via the organisation that I am a member o, everything is done on a voluntary basis, so you don't have instructors to pay for, I am a member of the .
I your post was ull of artistic license then glad you enjoyed it, if it was a accurate depiction of events and was done via a PADI school then a complaint is probably in order wink

I love SCUBA diving, it's fab! What other activity allows you to dress up in rubber suits with copious amounts of KY jelly and talcum powder around??? (No need to answer that!)
Chris
Five Firsts?
1) Dogging on Wednesday with Butters and Dean Cannock (thanks guys)
2) 'alking with MissChief - Shit, no that's 'sometime in the near future'
3) Fixed somebody's garage door and cooked Sunday dinner because I loved her.
4) Been to Chester (Wednesday)
5) Drew glasses, moustache and beard on my bosses framed picture for the entrance at work!
Marmalaid, the dive was in the sea, in about twelve feet of water with 1 instructor to 5 people and wasn't a great experiance. It was done on holiday in Turkey. Without any experiance at all, I could see that it wasn't right, so didn't bother going down again. The constant surfacing and sinking I assume, was a result of the instructor having to handle five people. We were not allowed nor indeed shown, how to balance our bouyancy and it was the instrutor that controlled this for us.
I understand what you say and suspect that the vast majority of dives like this, are done by experianced and trained trainers, I also suspect that this was not a well supervised introduction, more likely a few folk with a boat and some kit making a few quid. Now I do realise that I should have ascertained if this was a bona fida certificated type thing but then who does when your on holiday? you kinda just presume.
As I said I wont be doing it again.
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Marmalaid, the dive was in the sea, in about twelve feet of water with 1 instructor to 5 people and wasn't a great experiance. It was done on holiday in Turkey. Without any experiance at all, I could see that it wasn't right, so didn't bother going down again. The constant surfacing and sinking I assume, was a result of the instructor having to handle five people. We were not allowed nor indeed shown, how to balance our bouyancy and it was the instrutor that controlled this for us.
I understand what you say and suspect that the vast majority of dives like this, are done by experianced and trained trainers, I also suspect that this was not a well supervised introduction, more likely a few folk with a boat and some kit making a few quid. Now I do realise that I should have ascertained if this was a bona fida certificated type thing but then who does when your on holiday? you kinda just presume.
As I said I wont be doing it again.

Don't let it stop you from doing it again, just don't do it in Turkey, when I read it I had thought it was there. It's a great sport/passtime, I love it and you meet some great people doing it. Give it another go if you go somewhere like Mexico (where I did my first DSD) or Cyprus, where I trained, or in the UK if you are brave enough for the cold.
Chris