Quote by BIoke
snip snip...
"Are you gonna be daddy's little girl?"
:shock: wtf!!!
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Quote by redpantherman
snip snip...
"Are you gonna be daddy's little girl?"
:shock: wtf!!!
I know - so, so, sooooo wrong. :shock:
Finding her "secret" boyfriend hiding in the corner of the pub, checking me out, and then having the cheek to want to join in...
Erm, no sorry mate, I have been exchanging emails and texts with what I thought was a single female, nowhere did she mention a significant other, and in no way did she mention he would want to join in.
I would have been more than happy had she been up front about it, but what's to say you're not going to stick a knife in me the minute we get back to your place..
Erm, no sorry mate, I have been exchanging emails and texts with what I thought was a single female, nowhere did she mention a significant other, and in no way did she mention he would want to join in.
I would have been more than happy had she been up front about it, but what's to say you're not going to stick a knife in me the minute we get back to your place..
Quote by Reacher359
turned up and obv had not washed for over at least 2 weeks, or brushed teeth and called me a timewaster when after being in my company for no more than 2 mins i declined " to bend over and let him ram his stinky meat rod in my cunt" lovely language,not.
xx fem xx
:shock:
I know that was my reaction :shock:
that was pretty much what my face looked like.Bioke, oh that made me laugh.( cant multi quote) i really feel for you but makes me somehow happy that im not the only one who has bad meets.
i HATE it when i chat/meet and get called princess ewghh
xx fem xx
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Reading this lot just reminds me why I never arrange meets without a social coffee first! :scared:
I've only ever done it a couple of times early on and thankfully most of them were great. I do remember one evening though - met a couple at their home, it was supposed to be a social meet but things just progressed, boundaries and preferences discussed in chats days before etc. The wife was very sexy and we were getting it on while hubby sat back and watched the proceedings. All was going fine, wifey indulging in a little rug munching when......she spat on me :shock:
All I could think of was 'believe me sweetcheeks, the last thing you're gonna need down there is MORE lubrication!' To say it ruined the moment was an understatement! :shock:
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Spitting is disgusting let alone on ya bits,
