Norfeners

29 Sep 2004

well re-lapse
i've just made a chicken, bacon and rocket salad, with home grown tomatoes and a home-made grain mustard, lemon juice and basil oil vinaigrette, with croutons, and some ciabbatta bruschetta thingumbobs, all from scratch, out of tubs and bottles and jars and things, so the answer to your question is . . . . as ever i have too much bloody time on me bleedin' hands!
and daveandmandy, yeah i've had the odd yorkie pud and syrup in me time. not bad with jam on either! yummy!
and pierced jon yup. best thing i ever bought was a bread-maker! can't beat it smell wise!
neil x x x ;)

29 Sep 2004

Quote by JudyTV
well re-lapse
i've just made a chicken, bacon and rocket salad, with home grown tomatoes and a home-made grain mustard, lemon juice and basil oil vinaigrette, with croutons, and some ciabbatta bruschetta thingumbobs, all from scratch, out of tubs and bottles and jars and things, so the answer to your question is . . . . as ever i have too much bloody time on me bleedin' hands!
and daveandmandy, yeah i've had the odd yorkie pud and syrup in me time. not bad with jam on either! yummy!
and pierced jon yup. best thing i ever bought was a bread-maker! can't beat it smell wise!
neil x x x ;)

Neil, I worry about you hunni, I really do. Yes, far too much time on your hands. Its still not too cold for fishing ya know lol

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Never mind, there's a party at Satins coming up after the Notts munch, that will keep you busy for a bit :P . I don't know, Munches, parties, Yorkshire puddings, chicken and bacon salad with rocket, home made grain mustard and home made bread :fuckinghell: . Mmmmmmm, you looking for a good Tranny to share a home with on the wrong side of the Pennines? Only kidding wink

Judy

yes judy maybe i do need to do some manly stuff like fishing! it's not a bi thing honest! i just like cooking, and i'm very good at it. candle light dinner, soft romantic music, a nice chilled white wine, sweetly scented oil in the burner, you know, as you do! and then hopefully something nice for afters! :rotflmao:
neil x x x ;)

29 Sep 2004

Excuse me, what's all this eating Yorkies sad

After sitting up half the night recently, reading the threads in the Fox Hunting debate, I was still ambivalent, but, was beginning to err on the side of protecting Mr Fox. Now, here we are, openly discussing scoffing innocent little Yorkies-and Aunt Bessie's in particular. Does Aunt Bessie know about this? Well there was I , ashamed to admit that my Bull Terriers were partial to making 'Hors de'Ouvres' of Yorkies, ribbons and all, whenever I took them a walk. Seems I worried in vain. So, might I suggest we get Rick Stein involved, he's bound to have a wonderful recipe for sauted fillet of Yorkie, probably with sugared ribbons. But, I can't believe that you northern folk consider them to be a 'meal in themself' or 'wonderfully filling'...Blast my ears with a Mare's dribblings, the biggest one I ever saw wasn't as big as one of its (irritating ) little yaps, in fact there would have been more protein in its leash. Anyway, must be some Viking genes that have survived-you probably carve dragons' heads on your cars and long to be called Erik son of Erik Erikson the Elder, or something like that. I'm waiting for the first thread that suggests we change the name of this site to Swinging Valhalla. And, I can only surmise that the little Yorkie has some sort of religious significance up there, otherwise, why else would Melvyn Bragg wear his hair like that if it wasn't in some sort of homage to the Yorkie?

29 Sep 2004

agricola

i am deeply ashamed to admit, that my bull terrier has made a meal of a yorkie in his time, and not of the cooked variety! redface

it's not funny i know! in fact it's disgraceful, and i really don't know why i laughed then? perhaps i'm tipsy? i'm sure it wan't my fault. or his. he's a rescue dog. kept in a cellar. learning how to eat yorkies! and yorkies too no doubt? dunno

i seem to remember a certain erik the viking type person? or perhaps he was welsh? :dunno: there was some discussion on him anyway? maybe i digress too far this time? i think i mentioned i was tipsy already? :dunno:
does this make any sense whatsoever? :dunno:
confused

now where was i?
ah yes yorkies? no! northerners? or was it southerners? FGS! ((( i'm not allowed the other usual F*S till sunday apparently on pain of . . . something or other? i think shireen had something to do with it? :dunno: )))
agricola will you please stop confusing the issue? i've lost . . . . . . . . erm . . . oh yes . . . track! that was it! i've lost track!
hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!
neil x x x ;)

29 Sep 2004

Neil,
Why is it that Bull Terriers seem so partial to Yorkie for dinner? I used to show them: I was once complimented by a judge on how alert and 'on tiptoe' my dog was. What I daredn't tell him was that it was merely that old Bullseye wanted to eat the coiffeured, beribbobed little marmot that was stood next to us! Thinking about it , I wonder if Yorkies provided the inspiration for 'Swiss Tony's' hairstyle too?
I'm sure they are delightful little dogs really, and I wouldn't speak ill of them for the world..after all, they are company for old ladies, adorn the arms of the Chelsea types I sometimes see parading around kensington, and , if nothing else, they show that dog breeders have a sense of humour.

29 Sep 2004

well agricola
i hope we can take it as read, that i am a responsible owner of yer staffie bull terrier, who incidentally actually is called bullseye, cos he . . erm . . looks a bit like bullseye, you know, off oliver twist and stuff, but i have never ever been pleased to see him snarl aggressively at yer 'orrible little yorkie, that bites my ankles and yap yaps feckin' yaps every time i walk to the bleedin' shop, or it's blue rinsed will you keep your dog under control while mine bites yer bloody ankles, come 'ere my precious, did the nasty wasty doggie snap at you my little princess owner, took me to task for keeping my superbly proper dog-like dog on a leash and things.
that was altogether too long a sentence wasn't it? and i forgot my point again . . . .
hang on . . . .
oh yeah . . .
my point was . . it took ages to train him, but he now wolfs down a yorkie all in one go! that was it! rotflmao

neil x x x ;)

29 Sep 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
With all these cookery progs on the box.
Do we or have we in general got the time to cook fancy meals, like beans on toast for instance.
No seriously. like a slap up three course dinner with wine and all the trimmings.
or
Is it now the requisite to pop into a superstore and pickup what's cheap and quick?
Answers on a postcard please.
or
On this post.

I love cooking & find it very relaxing to come home after work & spend up to an hour, taking my time preparing a meal just the way I want it, perhaps with a bottle of wine. I tend to specialise in chinese/south east Asian stir fries, plus one or two other things, & have a stock of ingredients, including all the necessary provisions from my local chinese supermarket.
Can't say I've ever done a 3-course meal to be honest. And I use oven chips :shock: , & occasionally get a pizza in. But apart from that, I use proper ingredients... SO THERE !!!

29 Sep 2004

Quote by JudyTV
they apparently make a very good sausage.
Judy

There's a line to be had out of that comment, I know. Just haven't found it yet.
Hiya Judykins! Howyeh?

30 Sep 2004

I love Yorkies, but I find it difficult to eat a whole one.
It's the bones don't you know.

30 Sep 2004

Quote by JudyTV
I have heard they do a lot of shagging in Cumbria......sod all else to do up

Yes but does it count when it is sheep that are being fucked??????? :shock:

30 Sep 2004

Quote by Marya
Who does that then - puds before dinner? I'm from the top end of North Yorks and I'd never heard of it till we wnet to Sheffield.

We used to have yorkshire puds with onion gravy before our Sunday dinner, yummy xxxx
:angel: << Angelic Alex

30 Sep 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
I love Yorkies, but I find it difficult to eat a whole one.
It's the bones don't you know.

Bones in chocolate... !!! :shock: