OK,
im from stoke- top marks for anyone who knows what this means....
Nesh.
Any takers?
Brilliant topic, lmao, as a good old lancashire guy born in the 50's I was brought up with most of these in everyday use, and have to say knew most of them, but couldn't think of them till I saw them in print, but I haven't got a clue what chumping is.
Ah Mik69,
I grew up reciting that phrase.....apparantly when I was small I spoke in such a thick potteries dialect that no-one from "outside" could understand me.
All of a sudden, I inexplicably lost the accent! No one has any explanation as to why this may have happened- I hadn't moved or anything. Now I live down south and no one has yet been able to guess where im from.....
Weird.
I do NOT miss being calld "Duck" by everyone! I do, however really miss Oatcakes!
OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!
Oatcakes, warmed, dripping with butter.....I really like you now!
Has to be worth a snog for half a dozen- send me enough to freeze & im yours for the night LOL!
Does exchanging oatcakes for sexual favours count as prostitution?????
Dont even get me started on the Wrights meat & tater pies.........Duck.
In fairness, I will freeze them all (apart from 6 or so...) until I next come up to vistit the rellies....well go to Alton Towers if im honest!
That way Im yours for the night, ( well week if u r sending a whole pallet) before I consume them all and end up the size of a small country!
Ordering a bigger freezer as I type. Hang on! If I was gonna come up there to "thank" you, I could have just bought the ruddy things myself! Oh sod it, thats not as much fun...and you do have a certified sexy shed there!
BTW, what do the locals do now that a certain "lake" by the name of ****port is no longer usable? I always ended up being taken there by boyfriends, or a certain elevated spot (with a folly) near Leek.