Not a lot of people know this

31 Jul 2008

Ok - point of this is to tell everyone on the forum, one thing about you that most of them don't already know. Er, nothing too revealing or personal, I don't think smile

Mine - I don't have any big toenails.

31 Jul 2008

bagsy grab the i've got one bollock bigger than the other...
because it has permanent stitches in it.
got the scars to prove it

31 Jul 2008

I have a tattoo that could be recognised in public.

31 Jul 2008

I can't reverse the car into a parking place...... so if I cant drive straight in..... then I dont park the car......... I drive round the car park for a maximum 20 minutes .... then I leave and pretend I didnt need to go shopping anyway. :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

31 Jul 2008

Stormy's just bought an anvil :bounce:
I'm a befriender for a charity that helps and supports women & their partners who have lost babies.

31 Jul 2008

Quote by blonde
I can't reverse the car into a parking place...... so if I cant drive straight in..... then I dont park the car......... I drive round the car park for a maximum 20 minutes .... then I leave and pretend I didnt need to go shopping anyway. :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I thought that was a normal occurrence for women drivers?
bolt

31 Jul 2008

Quote by blonde
I can't reverse the car into a parking place...... so if I cant drive straight in..... then I dont park the car......... I drive round the car park for a maximum 20 minutes .... then I leave and pretend I didnt need to go shopping anyway. :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Bless you so much passionkiss

not laughed so much in ages xx
:shock: mine? what really? ok, I have two cocks bolt

31 Jul 2008

I had a poem chosen as one of 96 from over 2000 submitted, and published in a book to honour those who lost their lives at Hillsborough.

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Peanut
I can't reverse the car into a parking place...... so if I cant drive straight in..... then I dont park the car......... I drive round the car park for a maximum 20 minutes .... then I leave and pretend I didnt need to go shopping anyway. :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I thought that was a normal occurrence for women drivers?
bolt

:shock: Bad man!

:smackbottom:

31 Jul 2008

I'm a big Prince fan.
rotflmao

Only joking... well, I mean I am, but y'all knew that already huh?!
My ambition is to write a book.
(Not about swingers, panic ye not!)

31 Jul 2008

Quote by duncanlondon
bagsy grab the i've got one bollock bigger than the other...
because it has permanent stitches in it.
got the scars to prove it

I have scars on both and stitches in both sad

31 Jul 2008

i cant swim....shhh

31 Jul 2008

Quote by noladreams30
My ambition is to write a book.

That's one of mine too. I've written the outline for it.

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
I had a poem chosen as one of 96 from over 2000 submitted, and published in a book to honour those who lost their lives at Hillsborough.

Wow Mrs B :thumbup:

31 Jul 2008

I once sang the "Shake'n'Vac" song live on local radio.

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Freckledbird

My ambition is to write a book.

That's one of mine too. I've written the outline for it.
Me too... I've even written the first paragraph rolleyes

31 Jul 2008

Quote by flower411
i cant swim....shhh

OOOOOOOO quick !!! somebody push im in lol

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
i cant swim....shhh

OOOOOOOO quick !!! somebody push im in lol

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
help help am drowin.... bolt

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Peanut
I can't reverse the car into a parking place...... so if I cant drive straight in..... then I dont park the car......... I drive round the car park for a maximum 20 minutes .... then I leave and pretend I didnt need to go shopping anyway. :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I thought that was a normal occurrence for women drivers?
bolt

Sam my little sugar puff, should our paths ever cross, allow an extra half an hour & I'll teach ya.
And if we should run over a hamster, and it should go "squelch".....such is life wink

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Phuckers
i cant swim....shhh

Genuine trivia:
Apparently that's very common amongst black people (especially males). I seem to recall that it was due to increased bone density or something like that.

31 Jul 2008

I had a drawing I did shown on a BBC2 art programme and I came 2nd in a US hot glass competition for newbies 2 yrs ago.

31 Jul 2008

Quote by MaidstoneCouple
bagsy grab the i've got one bollock bigger than the other...
because it has permanent stitches in it.
got the scars to prove it

I have scars on both and stitches in both sad

Oh well boasting again? What happened to you? got caught in a rat trap?
I got a twisted sperm cord and the bollock swelled up and was agony for a while until I went into hospital.

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Peanut
i cant swim....shhh

Genuine trivia:
Apparently that's very common amongst black people (especially males). I seem to recall that it was due to increased bone density or something like that.
:thumbup:
Yup, I've heard that too.
I can swim like a fish- therefore I am not dense. :smug:

31 Jul 2008

Quote by winchwench
I can't reverse the car into a parking place...... so if I cant drive straight in..... then I dont park the car......... I drive round the car park for a maximum 20 minutes .... then I leave and pretend I didnt need to go shopping anyway. :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I thought that was a normal occurrence for women drivers?
bolt

Sam my little sugar puff, should our paths ever cross, allow an extra half an hour & I'll teach ya.
And if we should run over a hamster, and it should go "squelch".....such is life wink

Well if you girls can be conned into thinking >-------< is 9" then I'm sure your spatial awareness needs a little work :P
So who remembers Reginald Molehusband then?

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Peanut
So who remembers Reginald Molehusband then?

:wave: I do!

31 Jul 2008

Quote by duncanlondon
bagsy grab the i've got one bollock bigger than the other...
because it has permanent stitches in it.
got the scars to prove it

I have scars on both and stitches in both sad

Oh well boasting again? What happened to you? got caught in a rat trap?
I got a twisted sperm cord and the bollock swelled up and was agony for a while until I went into hospital.
Ooh, a torsion is no laughing matter. Actually it's an emergency thing for those that don't know. If it happens to you then phone 999 or get your ass to A&E if you want to keep your nut.
I delivered one to hospital once, his nutsack was the same size as a watermelon and the poor sod was in agony.

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Peanut
i cant swim....shhh

Genuine trivia:
Apparently that's very common amongst black people (especially males). I seem to recall that it was due to increased bone density or something like that.
i gave up after 7 lessons in ledbury swimming pool,the trainer had trouble fitting the bands on my bicep ha ha ha,but starting again in 8weeks!

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Freckledbird

So who remembers Reginald Molehusband then?

:wave: I do!
Heheheheh, giving the game away as to which decade one gained sentience eh dear? ;)

31 Jul 2008

OK ......... something else no-one knows...(not even my Ex-Hubby)
I once washed my ex-husbands socks in neat bleach because I didnt like the smell of his feet......
I was young and inexperienced in the fine art of housework....... so I took the offending socks out of the bucket full of beach and hung them on the radiator to dry ...
A few days later my ex-hubby wore the socks and ended up in Hospital with very little skin left on his feet.
Apparently raw beach in socks worn on sweaty feet, causes the skin to re-act like it has been burnt ....... he couldn't put shoes on for nearly 2 weeks!
Now everyone knows why I am divorced! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. I have a few hundred of these I could confess to!

31 Jul 2008

Quote by Phuckers
i cant swim....shhh

Genuine trivia:
Apparently that's very common amongst black people (especially males). I seem to recall that it was due to increased bone density or something like that.
i gave up after 7 lessons in ledbury swimming pool,the trainer had trouble fitting the bands on my bicep ha ha ha,but starting again in 8weeks!
Good luck Phuckers. Hope the lessons go well.