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Note to all Mods and Admin - Do NOT lock this thread

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Quote by In another thread Sgt Bilko
you have to have a few threads locked before you are part of the gang here!! wink

So where the hell is mine then dunno I demand it as my god given right to have at least one lock to my name. confused Untill this happens I refuse to provide any more of the following, mouthy opinion's, poor grammer, spelling mistakes, or ego boosting flirting. :shock:
There that should do it smile I think confused
:giggle: innocent
ok your locked!!!!!
damn i just realised i dont have powers rolleyes
Quote by tina1
ok your locked!!!!!
Why thankyou miss now I feel acepted confused kiss
It is called 'positive action' - making allowances or special conditions for the disadvantaged lol
Nope i'm here but i'm not posting untill I get my lock Mik69 is on strike. :shock: It'll never last not a chance i'll be able to keep my gob shut.
Totally PMSL.........
Mike its easy buddy...
Not sure how but I find it just happens lol..
Mike x
sure i saw a loch in scotland named after ya mik lol .....will that do dunno
Quote by mik69
you have to have a few threads locked before you are part of the gang here!! wink

So where the hell is mine then dunno I demand it as my god given right to have at least one lock to my name. confused Untill this happens I refuse to provide any more of the following, mouthy opinion's, poor grammer, spelling mistakes, or ego boosting flirting. :shock:
There that should do it smile I think confused
I can see NWC about someone tell her to fetch the keys. smile
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Well it's obivious I can't stay quiet so i'll just have to chage my game plan from now on i'm only going to be helpfull and polite. confused That'll get them worried. smile
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Awwww, poor Mik. did you know you're the only person on the planet whose never had a thread locked, even my dogs getting in on the act
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Awwww, poor Mik. did you know you're the only person on the planet whose never had a thread locked]

So i've just found out meat, and tell your dog thanks for the suport its all welcome. smile
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guess who just logged on :twisted:
Quote by davej
guess who just logged on :twisted:

davej pretty please with sugar on top hit the magic button. worship
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confused:
YOU ASKED >>>>>

The Locksmith.
innocent innocent innocent
Nice and quiet in her tonight, you up to anything Davej? Locked any threads lately?
OOOh Phred, what a lovely big lock, just a shame we havent got any use for it.
Right, off for a wander as everything is nice and quiet!
innocent innocent innocent
Both good efforts Phredd and Meat but I still feel like an outsider amongst far superior poster's who all appear to have acheived the highest reward this site has to offer. confused
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
innocent innocent innocent
Nice and quiet in her tonight, you up to anything Davej? Locked any threads lately?
OOOh Phred, what a lovely big lock, just a shame we havent got any use for it.
Right, off for a wander as everything is nice and quiet!
innocent innocent innocent

Come back you sod I thought you at least would want to get me in chains. :shock: smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
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Quote by mik69
innocent innocent innocent
Nice and quiet in her tonight, you up to anything Davej? Locked any threads lately?
OOOh Phred, what a lovely big lock, just a shame we havent got any use for it.
Right, off for a wander as everything is nice and quiet!
innocent innocent innocent

Come back you sod I thought you at least would want to get me in chains. :shock: smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
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Oh yes please, Mik in chains,
But I aint locking your thread :giggle:
shhhhh mik, i don't think i've ever had a thread locked either, but don't tell anyone
I'd like to help you out Mik, but they only issue me with 5 locks a night, Dawn brought two off me, something about shackles and bedsteads, fucked if I know what she's on about dunno and MDR2000 is logged on and looks like being in all night, so I best save the other three. boink
....and as it happens your in good company cos I've never had a lock against me either lol
i think there must be only 2 ways to shut mike up and get him back to normal
either suck his cock or lock his thread lol lol lol lol
and seeing as ive already tried to lock his thread and failed, i dont know what else to do redface redface
Quote by meat2pleaseu
shhhhh mik, i don't think i've ever had a thread locked either, but don't tell anyone

Sorry Meat that was hrad for my old eyes to see so i've made it a tad larger. smile See i'm being nice. confused
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Quote by davej
I'd like to help you out Mik, but they only issue me with 5 locks a night, Dawn brought two off me, something about shackles and bedsteads, fucked if I know what she's on about dunno and MDR2000 is logged on and looks like being in all night, so I best save the other three. boink
....and as it happens your in good company cos I've never had a lock against me either lol

Aww your all so sweet lol....
Mike xx
Quote by tina1
i think there must be only 2 ways to shit mike up and get him back to normal
either suck his cock or lock his thread lol lol lol lol
and seeing as ive already tried to lock his thread and failed, i dont know what else to do redface redface

I wouldn't suck a boiled sweet from his pocket, so you go for it and we'll wait for the report.
Quote by tina1
i think there must be only 2 ways to shut mike up and get him back to normal
either suck his cock or lock his thread lol lol lol lol
and seeing as ive already tried to lock his thread and failed, i dont know what else to do redface redface

Well if the offer is there since i'm being nice i'd love to accept. smile ( not classed as flirting as the lady offered ) I know theirs afirst for eveything. confused
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Mik mate there is one way to get your thread lock virginity sorted :-
It will be very very dangerous so on your own shoulders be it wink
Get some fool to invoke a certain law lol
Now I said that to you in private as a friend so keep it to yourself.
Phredd
MIk
Just get over it, you are not yet locked and move on! lol lol