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Oh NO,.....not socks again!!!

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Well what else do you get a man who has everything?
Every year, no matter what, there has to be the obligatory pair of socks under the tree for Fred. Not any old sockls I'll have you know. A pair of the finest and trendiest of socks.
Was he grateful? Was he suprised? Was he thrilled?
No!! :sad:
I give up....back to the tacky musical tie next year!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Was he grateful? Was he suprised? Was he thrilled?
Did he model them for you???
I can just see Fred poised beneath the mistletoe, backlit by the christmas lights, Bedecked by strategically placed tinsel, and as my eyes travel down his manly glory towards the final triumph, Freds feet displayed luxuirously in fine new socks! makes a girl want to be hump ed right now!
Kit
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Kit wrote:
makes a girl want to be hump ed right now!

Oh Kit, thank you so much. They were cast aside to the bottom of the sock draw until this very moment. They have now been resurrected and Fred is on his way hun. Wants me to send a photo to you in his new socks that he is soooo very proud to wear. He is skipping around the house telling me how thoughtful I am and what a wonderful pressie they are.
Soon changed his bloody tune!!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Don't suppose you'd care to post that pic for us all would you?
:twisted:
In which case Wilma you had better get a picture of me in my socks - my Next Lycra Boxer shorts - dressing gown and slippers! 8)
The sum total of my Xmas - OH THE JOY! rolleyes :roll:
I can hardly contain myself until next year - is it any wonder the year goes so fast? lol
Ooohhh - ooohhh - ohohhh!
Just remembered something else I got....
You ungrateful B*****d!!!

Shit! - Too late!
Ah well - never mind! (It is only the depth that varies!)
Fred
Fred, would you like my sofa?
Or else I suggest complete, unashamed grovelling in mortification.
Lots of love
Sappho xxx
In which case Wilma you had better get a picture of me in my socks - my Next Lycra Boxer shorts - dressing gown and slippers!
Nah, just the socks will do fine! Especially when they have been hand chosen with loving care, out of all the MILLIONS of possible socks you could have been bought, these were CHOSEN as a measure of the love and devotion of the giver.
It appears you are going to have to prove yourself worthy to wear them!
Kit
xxx
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Fred, would you like my sofa?
Or else I suggest complete, unashamed grovelling in mortification.
Lots of love
Sappho xxx

Bollox to the grovelling, the sofa sounds more inviting hun - gonna come and tuck me in? wink :wink: :wink:
Don't forget to pack your socks Hun!!!
Bye
You'll be sorry Sappho!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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Nah, just the socks will do fine! Especially when they have been hand chosen with loving care, out of all the MILLIONS of possible socks you could have been bought, these were CHOSEN as a measure of the love and devotion of the giver.
It appears you are going to have to prove yourself worthy to wear them!
Kit
xxx

You pick time and location hun - I'll be there - socks an all!
Door locks in 10 minutes Fred.
9 59
9 58.....
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Door locks in 10 minutes Fred.
9 59
9 58.....

On my way hun - get Kat to ring me with directions......
The number is 0898 GULLIBLE
Kat....
Kat....
It was a joke! - Damn! - his number is engaged!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Fred
I cannot believe that you are complaining about ALL your christmas pressies....but if mine wasn't that memorable i'll make sure i won't do it again...
Wilma, I agree sweetie the ungrateful b*****d....I'll get you shoulder to cry on.
xxxxxxx
Fran
On my way hun - get Kat to ring me with directions......
The number is 0898 GULLIBLE
Fred, I have got a blister in my right index finger trying to get through to that number!
Directions are easy:
At the roundabout, go past the first three exits, then go forth and multiply!
Fran, Stu, love your ad, especially the picture on the stairs! Cor!
lhk
Kat
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Fred
I cannot believe that you are complaining about ALL your christmas pressies....but if mine wasn't that memorable i'll make sure i won't do it again...
Wilma, I agree sweetie the ungrateful b*****d....I'll get you shoulder to cry on.
xxxxxxx
Fran

Ahem! redface surprisedops: :oops:
Some presents were very memorable hun - but I have a short memory and need reminding - any chance of a refresher - soon? lol :lol:
I was going to say I was only complaining about the physical gifts I got - although as I remember it - you did get quite physical as well! 8) 8) so I will have to change that to the material gifts because there was not a stitch of material on you last time I saw you! :shock: :shock:
Have a fab time - see you soon!
Fred
XXXXX
Thanks Kat, glad someone appreciates me, though have to say that the pic on the stairs is not as sexy as the one fred took of me...see my avatar..lol
Fred....no surprises there..when I am around you I always seem to have my kit off!!! Hopefully will again soon. xxxxxxxxxx
Fran
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How many miles away are you at the moment??????
And you still can't help yourself!!!!
Fran darling I'll keep him warm for you.
Be careful in that helicopter tomorrow and how was the Empire State building?
Safe journey home!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Fran - I liked the stairs pic too, but I was too shy to say so wink
Wilma, we promise to be careful we know how you worry lol
Blue, Thanks glad you liked it too, all these compliments are making me blush!!!
I have to add my comments towards that picture too - stunning ! It's nice to see a picture with a little inventiveness involved....as well as being VERY sexy, of course. Also loved your honesty in your advert - anybody not willing to be like that probably doesn't deserve to be there !
Being a chap with a beard though I'm afraid that your pictures (and delightful conversation) will be as close as it gets for me !
Keep posting and making our day !
Carpathian
Go on Fred give is a flash of your sock or was that socks?
Was that a sock to keep your cok warm or socks to keep your feet warm?
I lost the thread a bit
Just for you Twisted Sister - Fred's socks!! He was a bit shy about showing them so you have about 30 mins to enjoy (or not) and then I must remove them!!
I aim to please. wink
Love
Wilma
x x x x
LOVE the socks Wilma!!
rotflmao :rotflmao:
By the way Jags, how many willy warmers you done? It's getting chillier by the day here.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Wilma doll, I thought the original deal was a pic of Fred IN his socks confused Or perhaps he is in there somehwere and I missed it :twisted:
Kit
xxx
I'm afraid I may have to send THAT pic by email Kit!!
But make sure you are seated as you may just fall over laughing.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I'm sitting wink
Kit
xxx