Being a fan of the dry-wit humour (one-liners) expressed by some of the forum users, it got me thinking.
Here is a little word game....
starting with some old cliche phrase/saying, come back with the best dry wit one line reply or replies you can think of. Then feel free to leave another phrase/saying to be replied to.
Here is a phrase for starters.....
"It was love at first sight"
Cliche....
"I really like you but can we just be friends?"
Cliche....
"It takes all sorts to make the world go around"
"What do you mean, I'm just a sport fuck?"
cliche...
"Sorry seems to be the hardest word"
Some teachers are right egotistical twats (says me!) one of them, Mr. Fucking-English-Teacher-Wanker-Smug-Bastard said to me in a snidy tone, "Who are you? You're nobody!" I was quite happy for him to believe that, so I said "Nobody's perfect!"
Just not as quick as you thought are you Mr. I've-got-a-degree-so-I-can-talk-down-to-all-you-scum!