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One line come-backs!

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Being a fan of the dry-wit humour (one-liners) expressed by some of the forum users, it got me thinking.
Here is a little word game....
starting with some old cliche phrase/saying, come back with the best dry wit one line reply or replies you can think of. Then feel free to leave another phrase/saying to be replied to.
Here is a phrase for starters.....
"It was love at first sight"
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
Here is a phrase for starters.....
"It was love at first sight"

"Feck off was it,I was pissed!"
Another one...........
I thought you liked me.....
Unknown User
Awww how dilussional of you lol
Unknown User
that's ruined that
Unknown User
Quote by Clare_Lincs
I thought you liked me.....

Yeah, then you spoke!
"Whatever happens, just remember to put your best foot forward"
Unknown User
Quote by Scandal
What all 12 inches?

lol :lol: :lol:
Someone has the hang of this!
Unknown User
Cliche....
"I really like you but can we just be friends?"
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Cliche....
"I really like you but can we just be friends?"

"Why would I want to be friends with you? Youre just an after the pub shag!"
" I need my own space"
Vix
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Cliche....
"I really like you but can we just be friends?"

"friends that fuck?"
cliché:-
Have I seen you somewhere before?
Unknown User
Quote by Happy Cats
" I need my own space"

I am digging it as we speak!
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by Vix
Have I seen you somewhere before?

Yes, I'm Jeremy Beadle and you've been really gullible biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by Vix
cliché:-
Have I seen you somewhere before?

Before what?
Yeah, before I could do a runner!
Riding your dad?
No, I don't think so, this is my first time slumming it!
What all 12 inches!
Unknown User
Cliche....
"It takes all sorts to make the world go around"
Wishmaster
Sex God
"What do you mean, I'm just a sport fuck?"
Unknown User
Quote by Wishmaster
"What do you mean, I'm just a sport fuck?"

I said short not sport!
niceguysdoexist
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Cliche....
"It takes all sorts to make the world go around"

.....but a face like yours to stop it :shock:
cliche
It takes one to know one
Unknown User
Quote by niceguysdoexist
cliche
It takes one to know one

and one is about your IQ!
Unknown User
Quote by niceguysdoexist
cliche
It takes one to know one

But two always feels better!
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady

cliche
It takes one to know one

But two always feels better!and my name is ...two
Unknown User
Quote by Scandal
It takes one to know one

There's always an exception to the rule.
What all 12 inches?
Unknown User
Quote by teppic
and my name is ...two

Number two? That's a sh*t name!
Unknown User
cliche...
"Sorry seems to be the hardest word"
marmalaid
Sex God
Some teachers are right egotistical twats (says me!) one of them, Mr. Fucking-English-Teacher-Wanker-Smug-Bastard said to me in a snidy tone, "Who are you? You're nobody!" I was quite happy for him to believe that, so I said "Nobody's perfect!"
Just not as quick as you thought are you Mr. I've-got-a-degree-so-I-can-talk-down-to-all-you-scum!
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
cliche...
"Sorry seems to be the hardest word"

but it don't get many points in scrabble!
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
cliche...
"Sorry seems to be the hardest word"

No, zinjanthropus and eustralopithecines are much more difficult.
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
cliche...
"Sorry seems to be the hardest word"

It is when all of those letters have worn off of your keyboard!
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
cliche...
"Sorry seems to be the hardest word"

Only cos you never bloody use it!
"Hi, can I buy you a drink?"
lhk
Unknown User
lol We seem to be stuck in a bit of a rut here ......
(go on - you know you want to!)
lhk
Unknown User
Quote by KitKat
lol We seem to be stuck in a bit of a rut here .....

What all 12 inches?
Unknown User
Quote by KitKat
lol We seem to be stuck in a bit of a rut here ......
(go on - you know you want to!)
lhk

Well bloody get your ass out of the way so we can get out :lol:
Cliche...
Two wrongs dont make a right.........