So I'll have to wait another hour while it heats up.
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Quote by roger743
You'll be pleased to hear that I am now fresh and clean once more.
Except I'll probably work up a sweat cleaning the bath...
Right all you girls that were travelling up in the mini bus with the baby wipes to sort Roger out, turn around his water is back on.
There you go Roger wouldn't want them all arriving when you've managed to sort things
Quote by roger743
You'll be pleased to hear that I am now fresh and clean once more.
Except I'll probably work up a sweat cleaning the bath...
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Which reminds me, it's about time I had another go at setting a new record for the Mens International Showering Event. Mmmmmm, maybe tomorrow night. How's your training going Dave?? How about you Warwick??
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Quote by MrFC
Warwick will cheat there are multiples of him
This is true but Warwick does have too run out of the front door and around the block to his back door to shower so we should allow more than one of him to take part.
I am training like mad
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I am currently in talks with a number of companies, that are interested in sponsoring me for the event. The idea is that I will have various logo's tattoed on my body in a similar way to the logo's worn by sporting stars on their kit.
Thus far I have had the words hush and puppy tattooed on my left and right foot. Ralgex across my back. A hair restoral company are interested in taking a four inch square on my head and I go for the right cheek of my arse to be completed with the word cream, to be added, to compilment the anusol that is tattoed into my left buttock. We are still considering the offer from Ruddocks Hamster food who are interested in my dick.
Thus far I have had the words hush and puppy tattooed on my left and right foot. Ralgex across my back. A hair restoral company are interested in taking a four inch square on my head and I go for the right cheek of my arse to be completed with the word cream, to be added, to compilment the anusol that is tattoed into my left buttock. We are still considering the offer from Ruddocks Hamster food who are interested in my dick.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:you lot are gonna be the death of me .... my stitches are really killing me and I have to hold myself each time i read posts by davej,warwick and easy.
this place should carry a health warning.
In actual fact you lor have made a dull week on the sofa watching crappy daytime tv have some highlights ......
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Quote by Calista
you lot are gonna be the death of me .... my stitches are really killing me and I have to hold myself each time i read posts by davej,warwick and easy.
this place should carry a health warning.
In actual fact you lor have made a dull week on the sofa watching crappy daytime tv have some highlights ......
Calista honey you just take care not to stick your dressing to your knickers again...OUCH !!!
I kinda know the feeling. As I get that little bit older, my trousers have crept higher up my body and in my haste I have accidently caught my under arm hair in the zipper which has been damn painfull.
