I haven't had a bath in a fortnight. Although I did have a shower last Friday. I'm not normally like this; I just don't go anywhere so what's the point in washing?
So... how do you like your men? Squeaky-clean or with a manly odour?
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Quote by redstilletto
you are jokeing about not haveing a bath .......i hope
Sadly not.
I was going to have one Sunday, but figured I've leave it till Monday morning, but I woke up to find my central heating had gone out in the night and there was no hot water. Then I was going to have one in the evening, but I was too tired so I left it until Tuesday morning. But I was late getting up so I left it until Tuesday night, but I was too tired. So I decided to have on Wednesday night, but I just didn't feel like it.Maybe I'll have one tonight...
Sex God
please say you are joking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eugh roger lol.. am soooo glad i never entered ur hareem after all! lol
eugh roger lol.. am soooo glad i never entered ur hareem after all! lol
Orgasminator
get in the shower now ffs roger for your own peace of mind , now youve been told shocked mids :shock: Sex God
WBB aranges a lynch mob to physically force roger into the tub.
ooops
think we held him under the water a bit too long! 
ooops
think we held him under the water a bit too long! 
Orgasminator
Please don't say you haven't changed your pants either 
Sex God
Quote by roger743
(Okay, own up. Who voted for "enough man-cheese to fill a baguette"?
it was YOU!
I am in a state of shock!!! I may have a phobia about baths after being in the Army and knowing what the guys did in th bath!!! :wanker: However I am still of the mentallity that you can jump in the shower if not once a day twice!!!Was always told wash your TITS,PITS & BITS!! Keep yourself disease free!!! let alone pong free!!! It literally would be a mouthful of cheese for any perspective!!
At least you didn't say that you turn your undies inside out to get two days worth of wear!!!
Sex God
Quote by roger743
you are jokeing about not haveing a bath .......i hope
Sadly not.
I was going to have one Sunday, but figured I've leave it till Monday morning, but I woke up to find my central heating had gone out in the night and there was no hot water. Then I was going to have one in the evening, but I was too tired so I left it until Tuesday morning. But I was late getting up so I left it until Tuesday night, but I was too tired. So I decided to have on Wednesday night, but I just didn't feel like it.Maybe I'll have one tonight...
Nah! He's GOT to be joking, if not, I'll be avoiding any 'munches' you go to :shock:
Quote by Benz2502
Was always told wash your TITS,PITS & BITS!! Keep yourself disease free!!! let alone pong free!!! It literally would be a mouthful of cheese for any perspective!!
Very wise.
No, I do usually bathe on a weekly basis; it's just this last week I've kept putting it off until tomorrow, then tomorrow, then tomorrow...
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
What like Brut, Old Spice, Blue Strattos ?
Sorry MrFC......... ahh !! the memories............the smell...............ooops just fallen over from the thought.
ops: Sorry folks but good memories :oops:
Oh i was so very tempted to vote for enough man cheese to fill a baguette just for amusement quality but managed to hold myself back.
I voted for scrubbed and smelling of saop,nothing better than smelling freshly clean,not a scrap of cheese around(thank god eugh!!)
Roger,i bet the inside of your pants are taking on a new tinge arent they??
They may be clean everyday,but if whats in them isnt then..........
........Cheese stains :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Clare,xxx
I voted for scrubbed and smelling of saop,nothing better than smelling freshly clean,not a scrap of cheese around(thank god eugh!!)
Roger,i bet the inside of your pants are taking on a new tinge arent they??
They may be clean everyday,but if whats in them isnt then..........
........Cheese stains :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Clare,xxx
I seldom bathe, but I do shower daily, but it is within the memories of some here that baths were only taken weekly, scary as that may seem to some.
personally I would hate not to be able to shower regularly, but that is the case for many people.
anyway cheese, are we talking a fine mature stilton
or more of a crumbly lancashire
Gilbert
personally I would hate not to be able to shower regularly, but that is the case for many people.
anyway cheese, are we talking a fine mature stilton
or more of a crumbly lancashire
Gilbert
Sex God
Roger, this must be a wind up but if by any chance it isn't, can you come round ours and stand in the hall with your arms raised for twenty minutes, only we want to decorate and I reckon you will be high enough now to strip our wallpaper from the walls.
Ewwwwwwww cant believe you havent washed!
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
You have got to be joking right? other wise youve cut your own swinging throat so to speak lol
I personally love the smell of a freshly showered man just shower gel etc....mmmmmmmmmmm
But agree with Dawn on a night out love hubby's aftershave........oooh going weak at the knees just thinking of his soft beard aftershave and ............
Me? well im always in the shower and bathe everyother day or when needed i even shower before and after the gym nutter? lol yep rather smell nice than not! lol
love Peppsxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: You have got to be joking right? other wise youve cut your own swinging throat so to speak lol
I personally love the smell of a freshly showered man just shower gel etc....mmmmmmmmmmm
But agree with Dawn on a night out love hubby's aftershave........oooh going weak at the knees just thinking of his soft beard aftershave and ............
Me? well im always in the shower and bathe everyother day or when needed i even shower before and after the gym nutter? lol yep rather smell nice than not! lol
love Peppsxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Orgasminator
morning Roger , hows things mate, showere yet , im getting seriously concerned about your bed sheets as wel as you odour lol
thi is more madness than when i went five days without a wank pal, sort it out
thi is more madness than when i went five days without a wank pal, sort it out
No hot water again this morning. Re-lit the boiler and I'll try to make time for a bath in the early evening.
Mind you, it's not as though anyone's going to see me or talk to me or that I'm even going to go out of my house, so what does it matter? Can't smell anything from myself either (although my hair is a bit greasy...)
Bed-sheets are coming up to their regular bi-weekly change, but they seem okay too.
And as for cutting my swinging throat
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: It's not as though I got past first swinging base in fourteen months of regular bathing and scrubbing, so two weeks without submersing myself in water would seem to be the least of my worries!
Re-lit the boiler and I'll try to make time for a bath in the early evening.Mind you, it's not as though anyone's going to see me or talk to me or that I'm even going to go out of my house, so what does it matter? Can't smell anything from myself either (although my hair is a bit greasy...)
Bed-sheets are coming up to their regular bi-weekly change, but they seem okay too.
And as for cutting my swinging throat
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: It's not as though I got past first swinging base in fourteen months of regular bathing and scrubbing, so two weeks without submersing myself in water would seem to be the least of my worries! Orgasminator
how invigoratinfg would a nice ice cold shower be Roger, you know it makes sense consider the neighbours
Sex God
I love it when my man has just comeout of the shower and he smells of shampoo and soap. 
I have been known to stand there and sniff him cos he smells so gorgeous!
It drives me wild with desire when he puts on his aftershave, just a little bit not too much and I catch a wiff as he stands near me.
RRRRRR! Gets me going everytime!
I have been known to stand there and sniff him cos he smells so gorgeous!It drives me wild with desire when he puts on his aftershave, just a little bit not too much and I catch a wiff as he stands near me.
RRRRRR! Gets me going everytime!
