Phone sex

23 Apr 2008

Quote by splendid_
damn damn damn damn...
have just realised that I have left a wanking message on the wrong answer-phone.
There is now a complete stranger listening to me wank.
my only hope is that my voice is not recognisable when moaning :shock:

Oh splendid.... I can soooooooo empathise! :shock:
so, you have done it too ? I am not alone in my mortified wilderness?
Yep redface

I've done it...
cool

Style it out... t'is the only way!
wink

23 Apr 2008

Quote by noladreams30
damn damn damn damn...
have just realised that I have left a wanking message on the wrong answer-phone.
There is now a complete stranger listening to me wank.
my only hope is that my voice is not recognisable when moaning :shock:

Oh splendid.... I can soooooooo empathise! :shock:
so, you have done it too ? I am not alone in my mortified wilderness?
Yep redface

I've done it...
cool

Style it out...t'is the only way!
wink

does that mean running around the house screaming ' oh my gosh, oh my gosh' and hoping that repeating the phrase will somehow turn back time ?

23 Apr 2008

Quote by splendid_
damn damn damn damn...
have just realised that I have left a wanking message on the wrong answer-phone.
There is now a complete stranger listening to me wank.
my only hope is that my voice is not recognisable when moaning :shock:

Be thankful for small mercies... If you actually dialled the number then - as you say - you've left a dodgy message on the phone of a total stranger. :doh:
On the other hand, pick the wrong name out of the contacts list on your mobile and who knows what extra trouble you could find yourself in...!! :scared: :scared: :scared:
Mind you - these are the things that keep sit-com writers in work....

23 Apr 2008

Quote by splendid_
does that mean running around the house screaming ' oh my gosh, oh my gosh' and hoping that repeating the phrase will somehow turn back time ?

Oh hell yeah... inside you can be utterly mortified, on the outside weeellll, it's just another hilarious little tale to tell against yourself at some point in the right company... wink

That's how I get through my many mishaps anyway!!
cool

23 Apr 2008

Quote by manchester_man
damn damn damn damn...
have just realised that I have left a wanking message on the wrong answer-phone.
There is now a complete stranger listening to me wank.
my only hope is that my voice is not recognisable when moaning :shock:

Be thankful for small mercies... If you actually dialled the number then - as you say - you've left a dodgy message on the phone of a total stranger. :doh:
On the other hand, pick the wrong name out of the contacts list on your mobile and who knows what extra trouble you could find yourself in...!! :scared: :scared: :scared:
Mind you - these are the things that keep sit-com writers in work....
are you diversifying now ? wink

I am getting no real support for my dilemma.
>splendid packs bags ready to emigrate<

23 Apr 2008

Quote by manchester_man
On the other hand, pick the wrong name out of the contacts list on your mobile and who knows what extra trouble you could find yourself in...!! :scared: :scared: :scared:

Yep!!

Done that too!
Me and mobiles soooooo shouldn't mix! Or rather me, horny moods and mobiles shouldn't mix... and defo not when there's been a tad too much wine involved!!
Although the good lady at my mobile phone provider was so shocked and/or amused that I told her the actual reason that I needed to change my number that she did do it for free!!!
cool

And splendid, I am empathising - honest!

23 Apr 2008

Quote by splendid_
are you diversifying now ?
I am getting no real support for my dilemma.
>splendid packs bags ready to emigrate<

I'm supporting you in a "thank god that wasn't me" kinda way.... innocent

:whistling:
And if you're looking to do a runner you can always head round these parts. We finally move on Friday (:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy smile

after renting this grotty bungalow for 8 months, so this place is going free....

23 Apr 2008

Quote by splendid_
damn damn damn damn...
have just realised that I have left a wanking message on the wrong answer-phone.
There is now a complete stranger listening to me wank.
my only hope is that my voice is not recognisable when moaning :shock:

Oh dear... bet a few people went to check their answer machines lol

I do feel for you......... between the laughter Im emphasisng with you. You'll smile about it tomorrow and you may have even made some one very happy tonight. Keep spreading the cheer.... :lol: :lol:

24 Apr 2008

ffs I have got a message from a rather posh female.
I wonder who left that on my phone lol