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Quote by KenRidder
Thanks to all of you jokers,
I won't meet any sexy older ladies after all, but almost died laughing
If you do then you may have reached your ultimate utopia cos there aint many young uns down at the crem.
pmsl,
welcome ken to the forums, glad to see you have a sense of humour.
offtrack , but someone in our sister office didnt take a humerous e-mail as it was intended , so next day we sent out another e-mail saying package delivered containing sense of humour, could someone please collect.
xx lou xxx
welcome ken to the forums, glad to see you have a sense of humour.
offtrack , but someone in our sister office didnt take a humerous e-mail as it was intended , so next day we sent out another e-mail saying package delivered containing sense of humour, could someone please collect.
xx lou xxx
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
Morecambe:dunno:
penrith!!!
well.. actually... probally best place would have to be... southport.....
depends if your after grey or not
How strange I had a bloke who travels for his work telling me last night that Southport is "full of quality pussy"
Is he fibbing to me? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Jas
XXXsee "my pussy gone missing thread"
Quote by Jas-Tim
Morecambe
penrith!!!
well.. actually... probally best place would have to be... southport.....
depends if your after grey or not
How strange I had a bloke who travels for his work telling me last night that Southport is "full of quality pussy"
Is he fibbing to me? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Jas
XXX
herehere...dont knock Southport!!!
has anyone tried the mourge???
Sex God
Bournemouth the only place where all the signs are in Bi-Focals
Failing that you could trying any bingo hall on an afternoon........
or any bus stop at when the senior passes start
or you could just ask Fred... I am sure he would know where all the hot "older" talent is...
SEan xxxxxxxxxxx
Failing that you could trying any bingo hall on an afternoon........
or any bus stop at when the senior passes start
or you could just ask Fred... I am sure he would know where all the hot "older" talent is...
SEan xxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Jas-Tim
Morecambe
penrith!!!
well.. actually... probally best place would have to be... southport.....
depends if your after grey or not
How strange I had a bloke who travels for his work telling me last night that Southport is "full of quality pussy"
Is he fibbing to me? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Jas
XXX
Actually... hes not lying.. its a really pretty place with plenty of pretty people.... me and a mate (whos a white van man) took me down there for a drive.... most... entertaining (was a lovely hot day)
Right thats it you buggers!.....i have you no i am very good with bingo. :smug: ........ and me hair has never looked so good with me blue rinse :lol:
And i have to say that now i have me tits tied down around me knees i dont get black eyes any more :smug: ....... soo all you lot can piss off!........... cyber limps off...... walks into bloody wall :doh: .....pulls her self together and flicks v's
I here ya .........who this daft tart!
..shhhh peeps dont tell 'em or i will hit you around the lug hole with me hand bag :rotflmao:
:lol: And i have to say that now i have me tits tied down around me knees i dont get black eyes any more :smug: ....... soo all you lot can piss off!........... cyber limps off...... walks into bloody wall :doh: .....pulls her self together and flicks v's
I here ya .........who this daft tart!
..shhhh peeps dont tell 'em or i will hit you around the lug hole with me hand bag :rotflmao: 
Master of Sex
Quote by st3v3
YMCA
Not only that, but you can have a good meal and get yourself clean!
Warming the Bed
Quote by Reikiradical
Does anyone know any venues in London (apart from swinger clubs) where one can meet interested older women?
Art galleries are the best pickup places ever invented - good for women of all ages! Bone up on your Rembrandt first.
I got slung out of a gallery for doing that
Your fault - people get upset if you smear the paint...
Master of Sex
Quote by bushwackers
The post office on pension day :idea: :idea: :idea:
I went once but couldn`t stand the smell
Did it involve cabbages and poo?
Master of Sex
Quote by winchwench
a fetish for pot plants!
I take it that's not the kind of pot plants that I like?
Master of Sex
Quote by mik69
a fetish for pot plants!
I take it that's not the kind of pot plants that I like?
oooh just a bit of friendly advice tread lightly with comments like that as they may offend
Sorry, no offence meant.
Warming the Bed
I don't know about London but in S. Wales there are a lot of sexy 40 something labies at dance classes especially Line Dancing and Jive.
Quote by janeandwill
Does anyone know any venues in London (apart from swinger clubs) where one can meet interested older women?
I am an advisor for old people and one of the luncheon clubs I visit were asking for more men to join them to liven tings up a bit. So pm me and I can give you all the details and I am sure they will give you a warm welcome.
I have a spare box of firecrackers?
