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3 Sep 2004

fem_manc-cpl wrote:

But if he cums on my face he better be able to run fast cos I hate it soooo much.

But surely you can see it "coming" (sorry rolleyes

rolleyes

) and get your face out of the way in time? Well, if not, you'll never run fast enough to catch him up, as you'll need to wipe it out of your eyes first :cry:
Mike.

3 Sep 2004

Quote by subbuteo
they actually open their mouth to show that half their tongue is still caked in the stuff, then have difficulty swallowing it all, then open their mouths again to show it's all gone.

3 Sep 2004

I only said it doesnt work for me,,, That was the "my opinion" bit. I dont try to make that point for anyone else. Very definitely whatsoever rocks yer boat.

3 Sep 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
fem_manc-cpl wrote:But if he cums on my face he better be able to run fast cos I hate it soooo much.

But surely you can see it "coming" (sorry rolleyes

rolleyes

) and get your face out of the way in time? Well, if not, you'll never run fast enough to catch him up, as you'll need to wipe it out of your eyes first :cry:
Well, I had never thought of that.......
I have never been in the postion where I couldn't see it "coming".....
and with all the best will in the world, cum isnt the easiest thing to avoid..... especailly when it's hurtling towards you....... dunno

dunno

I think my point was I don't like it being done to me on purpose.... :roll: confused

confused

<<<<< runs off to hide for a while!>>>>>>

3 Sep 2004

Must admit the whole degradation thing rings a cord with me, now I am all for degradation where the other party is up for it, and really that is what sums up what is wrong IMHO with porn. The cum shots normally (often like the rest of the show) are just staged. Neither party is really going for it, and it does nothing for me.
When myself and Mrs TnH watch porn (very rare anyway) she normally finds it more comical than horny. The only decent porn we have found was the older stuff, at least there it wasn't all shaved, tanned perfect body things, and the were obviously really enjoying themselves (both sides).
The cum shot becomes almost secondary as they obviously enjoying the journey so much and they cum where they are, none of this wanking over a face rubbish. Why anyone would want to come out of a warm pussy to bring themselves off by hand while the girl just lays there with her mouth open is a total mystery dunno

dunno

Now if that her fantasy like I say hey I'm all for it, I can understand that, but not every blasted film...

3 Sep 2004

Totally agree with wibbly its those parts that put me off too!!

3 Sep 2004

I saw a porn movie once where the guy accidentally came inside the girl. He LITERALLY legged it out of the set at top speed afterwards.

3 Sep 2004

Quote by McGuinness
Im not keen, depends what mood im in! lol Would prefer to be come over, than to swallow sometimes
Is cum high in calories?? lol

According to the Re/Search Guide to Bodily Fluids (Paul Spinard, 1994),
(Someday men will have to have all this tattooed to the side of their hip, like a can of Coke or a box of Wheaties.)
It looks healthy enough per serving size, but when compared to breast milk (which has about 170 calories per cup), semen has about 40% more calories (about 230 calories per cup). High levels of fructose (fruit sugar!) is normal in the semen and this sugar comes almost entirely from the seminal vesicles. you wanna come round for a quick cuppa??? lol

3 Sep 2004

Wibblywobbly The taste seems to vary significantly according to diet and/or the amount or type of liquid intake ..... I can't remember what is said to make semen taste sweet, but I think it is cheese. Bitterness I think comes from lack of water intake or perhaps too much coffee.
well that's it then, i'll be feeding any future guests of ours, just on cheese and water....not one drop of coffee!!! i think the taste is chronic when garlic has been consumed, and much nicer when lager's in the system!!

3 Sep 2004

So in other words if you suck someone with an alcohol problem it could probably be the caviar of th semen world hahaaha
Im off down the the local AA meeting tomorrow night! biggrin

biggrin

5 Sep 2004

My partner swallows . . I never see it ! It is when I see the guys miss and you see it go in the ladies eyes . . that must sting if it is salty !
Reading this thread has got me horny as hell :twisted: I am off for a wank as the missus is not here :cry:
Luv
T

5 Sep 2004

Quote by newswing69
My partner swallows . . I never see it ! It is when I see the guys miss and you see it go in the ladies eyes . . that must sting if it is salty !
Reading this thread has got me horny as hell :twisted: I am off for a wank as the missus is not here :cry:
Luv
T

I love it when a girl swallows, it's just so inherently sexy and though you never see it in a 'normal' situation, a lot of it's the power of the mind ... if you know what I mean ... doesn't always have to be explicit.
I have to say, something I absolutely don't like and it seems to be a recent thing is when the guy spits in/on the girls vagina and in one case, into her mouth! I mean, what the hell is that all about? It just seems totally demeaning to me.

5 Sep 2004

I saw one not long ago and he came in a dirty ashtray and then made her lick it all out of the glass recepticle........ including the old ash...........
Now that was a turn off.

5 Sep 2004

Porn, yawn , yawn, once you have seen one youve seen them all. Afraid im with Mrs Tallnhairy - cant keep my face straight.
As for cumming in my mouth, id be very offended if he didnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What worse insult is there?
The worst taste is any guy who smokes other than that its all much the same!!

5 Sep 2004

Quote by fem_manc-cpl
I saw one not long ago and he came in a dirty ashtray and then made her lick it all out of the glass recepticle........ including the old ash...........
Now that was a turn off.

I agree - I know it takes all sorts and we've all got our likes and dislikes but how the heck is something like that sexy or a turn on ... don't understand ... dunno

dunno

5 Sep 2004

Quote by foxylady 123
The worst taste is any guy who smokes other than that its all much the same!!

I'm almost sorry to ask this Foxy, but I really do feel the need.
I've seen this comment before about smokers and taste. I realise we ARE talking about the kissing/general stinky sort of stuff as well - BUT; is there a difference in the taste of jizz between smokers and none smokers?
A genuine question from a smoker looking for more reasons to quit. (Please don't do the health/passive smoking/cost thing)

5 Sep 2004

could always smother self and partner in vanilla ice cream, then won't be such a shock when you see it on the face....just in case you accidentally move at "just the wrong moment" lol. Ring any bells?? rolleyes

rolleyes

5 Sep 2004

Quote by dambuster

The worst taste is any guy who smokes other than that its all much the same!!

I'm almost sorry to ask this Foxy, but I really do feel the need.
I've seen this comment before about smokers and taste. I realise we ARE talking about the kissing/general stinky sort of stuff as well - BUT; is there a difference in the taste of jizz between smokers and none smokers?
A genuine question from a smoker looking for more reasons to quit. (Please don't do the health/passive smoking/cost thing)
Yes, there is a very definate differendce in the taste of non smoking and smoking men!!
A smokers cum always tastes bitterer!
No doubt in my mind, although of course i am as alwyas prepared to do more reseach!!

5 Sep 2004

Quote by foxylady 123
No doubt in my mind, although of course i am as alwyas prepared to do more reseach!!

You might laugh, but I really want to do the pinapple juice thing. But I need someone to try for the before and after test. Really
I don't like pineapple juice but I'm quite up for drinking it for a few days to see if the 'science' of it works.