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Quote by Fun365
Sarge pinches Debs' bum and opens another beer! :cheers:
Sarge;
Debs bum is lovely.. Though I am not sure that it would suit you!!!!
Paul
Oh God... That came out wrong... What I meant to say is that Debs bum is lovely - but I don't think a womans bottom would suit the Sarge.
I'll get me coat
Paul
Quote by davej
and those of you that are sitting on someone's lap really should show more consideration........
Errrrm............. chair or Libra-Love's lap, chair or Libra-Love's lap, chair or Libra-Love's lap???
Sorry Dave........I just can't seem to move.
*wiggles his bum to get comfier
Steve
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Quote by Debbiewebs
Would you please put that fag out!!........... some of us are trying to give them up!.Huhbloody cheek................. Debs goes to sit on dave J knee.....and on the way pinches sarge beer :giggle:
thats it debs you get yourself comfy.....yep just wriggle around a bit......no your o.k. take no notice, it's my phone honest it is :twisted:
So tell me....now your not smoking ...do you miss having something in your hand
:roll:
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Quote by KitKat
ooo - a waiting competition!
NOBODY out waits a Kat! - who wants to tickle my tummy?
lhk
Kat
Ha don't you believe it..........I've got the added advantage that I havn't read the thread so I dont know what I'm waiting for........see not that daft here, if I don't know what it is, I can't decide that it's not worth waiting for..........besides I've got a fidgety arsed girlie sat on my knee....a rather nice feeling so I'm in for the duration!
Quote by davej
ooo - a waiting competition!
NOBODY out waits a Kat! - who wants to tickle my tummy?
lhk
Kat
Ha don't you believe it..........I've got the added advantage that I havn't read the thread so I dont know what I'm waiting for........see not that daft here, if I don't know what it is, I can't decide that it's not worth waiting for..........besides I've got a fidgety arsed girlie sat on my knee....a rather nice feeling so I'm in for the duration!
Debs provides a bit of entertament.......then jumps back on to Dave j knee..
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Quote by Debbiewebs
Debs provides a bit of entertament.......then jumps back on to Dave j knee..
see what I ....floba..slur..p....mean........sma....pt...going no where....slu..p..slurp...fl..ob.. me
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
Debs provides a bit of entertament.......then jumps back on to Dave j knee..
scuse me . . . . sorry . . . scuse me coming through . . . oops sorry kat was that your tail i trod on?
bit silly of you laying down waiting for a tummy tickle, but sorry all the same . . . ummm . . . sorry . . bloody long queue this . . . i can't see bugger all here. can someone gimme a quick piggy back cos i can't see what debs is up to . . .
no?
bollox!
n x x x :P
YES - that was my tail! :x Quote by davej
davej pulls up a chair and waits, despite not knowing what it is that he is waiting for, but it makes not a jot of difference, a queue is a queue and there might be something good on the end of it.
I want proof that you're actually sitting on the chair because I'm not convinced that you can with your head up there!
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Quote by Serendipity
I want proof that you're actually sitting on the chair because I'm not convinced that you can with your head up there!
Serendipity , as much as I would like to oblige, focusing the camera to post proof is just as difficult as sitting in the chair, so on this occasion....your just gonna have to believe me.
Quote by KitKat
(how many claws does a Kat have? )
Cats have as many claws as it suits them to have at any particular moment in time.
If they're lazing about being useless fluffy balls, they have none.
If they've decided to stuck their claws into you, and I judge this by how much it can hurt, they have far more than 20.
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Quote by zootle
(how many claws does a Kat have? )
Cats have as many claws as it suits them to have at any particular moment in time.
If they're lazing about being useless fluffy balls, they have none.
If they've decided to stuck their claws into you, and I judge this by how much it can hurt, they have far more than 20.
well yes zootle. a good point well made.
judging from the sorry state of my testicles, kat had several bloody hundred, which did indeed cause a quite spectacular leap on my part, and i still couldn't bloody see what debs was doing cos davej's bleedin' squirming about on top of her.
now if you'll excuse me i'm off to cover me bits and bobs in germolene and elastoplast. like waiting for xmas all this queueing eh?
n x x x :P
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Quote by Re-Lapse
LOLLIPOPS---ICE CREAM---POP CORN
Sorry no beer.
No rats on a stick for us poor people....
Last time I join a que here. :evil: :evil: :evil: Quote by davej
So tell me....now your not smoking ...do you miss having something in your hand
No but she told me she misses having something long and white in her mouth. :shock: :shock:
I've no idea what she meant (being all innocent and the like). Maybe you can help her out Mr. J.
SO has the whatever-it-is actually started yet, or are we just sat here waiting like lemons?
*eyes Sarge with suspicion 'cos he's usually behind something like this*
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Quote by easy
So tell me....now your not smoking ...do you miss having something in your hand
No but she told me she misses having something long and white in her mouth. :shock: :shock:
I've no idea what she meant (being all innocent and the like). Maybe you can help her out Mr. J.
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If debs used to smoke menthol cigerettes then I may indeed be able to assist as only this morning, I filled my pockets with fresh mint from the herb garden the fragrance of which permeated my trousers.
