Premature ageing

18 Apr 2009

Neilinleeds has a complaint to make.
It's his birthday on Monday... the big 40 no less ... I know...
"bloody hell, he's wearing well for his age"
...I hear you cry.
I keep telling him that he's only as old as the woman he's feeling and I'm 27. ;)
Happy birthday, prematurely, darling one. passionkiss

Anyway, I digress.
As I logged into his profile, mainly to keep up with all the mildly amusing things he's posted *cough* scattered over the thousands of new forum pages which have been unleashed like the beasts from the depths, and found that he's been aged prematurely! :shock: Now, I don't particularly mind him being given his birthday early as I'm excited enough for both of us. And I don't mind about being aged before time on my profile either, but then, I suppose if it was a landmark age milestoney kind of birthday then I might feel a bit differently? dunno

It mattered to Nell.
Which, obviously, was an excuse for a few FFS, a right old strop and a bit of a flounce ( only to the shop for some cigarettes ;) ).
One lengthy explaination of... "you only put the month in and not the actual date"later and he's said I had better post him some kind of thread... so here I am. smile

;)

LG. x

18 Apr 2009

he's aged prematurely as well :shock: sometimes life can deal a nasty hand wink

18 Apr 2009

Has tried botox yet?/ :shock:
I'll be back on Monday for a proper birthday wish .

18 Apr 2009

I advocate an imaginary age... mine is 24 :giggle:

18 Apr 2009

Botox... funnily enough, it was a suggestion for a birthday present which was met with rather too much vigour and nodding of heads, rather like a puppy dog or one of them nodding Churchill dog type things. I thought his mother might give me a bit of a tongue lashing for encouraging such beautificating measures such as minor surgery, however, she made quite a stupid suggestion that I should have his dinner on the table as soon as he got home. So watch this botoxing space! ;)
Although, I'm reliably informed that armadillo growing forincating sheds are the new accessory for every hip and down with the crowd swinger these days. confused

Although I'm not convinced where we'd fit that into the two bedroomed flat in Leeds? dunno

Maybe we could start a specialist allotment area? Like a national park or something? :dunno:
As for the hinted age thing... I reckon he'd get away with saying he was at least 38. ;)
bolt

18 Apr 2009

I changed the month on my profile to March and on my birthday in Feb changed it back to February. I, too was 40 this year. I've done the same for Mr Stuff as he will be 40 at the end of July and didn't want to appear to be older than he is for an extra month rolleyes

18 Apr 2009

Hmmmph! I've aged prematurely too!!! :shock:
I officially have another 17 hours before I'm 36!!!
Nellie... you can feel me too if you like! :rascal:

18 Apr 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
Hmmmph! I've aged prematurely too!!! :shock:
I officially have another 17 hours before I'm 36!!!
Nellie... you can feel me too if you like! :rascal:

Cant remember the age of 36 too long a go
boo hoo hooo :shock: :shock: :shock:
steve x

18 Apr 2009

Quote by little gem
Botox... funnily enough, it was a suggestion for a birthday present which was met with rather too much vigour and nodding of heads, rather like a puppy dog or one of them nodding Churchill dog type things. I thought his mother might give me a bit of a tongue lashing for encouraging such beautificating measures such as minor surgery, however, she made quite a stupid suggestion that I should have his dinner on the table as soon as he got home. So watch this botoxing space! ;)
Although, I'm reliably informed that armadillo growing forincating sheds are the new accessory for every hip and down with the crowd swinger these days. Although I'm not convinced where we'd fit that into the two bedroomed flat in Leeds? Maybe we could start a specialist allotment area? Like a national park or something? :dunno:
As for the hinted age thing... I reckon he'd get away with saying he was at least 38. ;)

Where are you injecting his botox then?? wink

.

18 Apr 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
Hmmmph! I've aged prematurely too!!! :shock:
I officially have another 17 hours before I'm 36!!!
Nellie... you can feel me too if you like! :rascal:

Tee hee- you're more than a month older than me then flipa

I remember reading many moons ago that a woman reaches her sexual peak at 36- so go enjoy gal! :twisted:
I may need a spare spare...

18 Apr 2009

I have always felt the biggest insult of getting older is grey pubes, yet they dont seem to do a "just for men down below range" :shock: at least not in my local waitrose

18 Apr 2009

Quote by Reacher359
I have always felt the biggest insult of getting older is grey pubes, yet they dont seem to do a "just for men down below range" :shock: at least not in my local waitrose

Shave 'em orfff FFS!!
.

18 Apr 2009

Quote by westerross
I have always felt the biggest insult of getting older is grey pubes, yet they dont seem to do a "just for men down below range" :shock: at least not in my local waitrose

Shave 'em orfff FFS!!
.
I would but as i'm getting old the hands are far to shaky to be having a blade near my todger biggrin

18 Apr 2009

Quote by Reacher359
I have always felt the biggest insult of getting older is grey pubes, yet they dont seem to do a "just for men down below range" :shock: at least not in my local waitrose

Shave 'em orfff FFS!!
.
I would but as i'm getting old the hands are far to shaky to be having a blade near my todger biggrin

Well you'll have to pluck 'em with tweezers then!! :shock: :giggle:
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18 Apr 2009

Quote by westerross
I have always felt the biggest insult of getting older is grey pubes, yet they dont seem to do a "just for men down below range" :shock: at least not in my local waitrose

Shave 'em orfff FFS!!
.
I would but as i'm getting old the hands are far to shaky to be having a blade near my todger biggrin

Well you'll have to pluck 'em with tweezers then!! :shock: :giggle:
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Or a quick swipe with a blowtorch. What it doesn't remove will be a nice dark black colour! :thumbup:

18 Apr 2009

Happy birthday Neil.
I hope that the hearing aid fits as well as the ear plugs.
x x x x x

18 Apr 2009

Quote by splendid_
Happy birthday Neil.
I hope that the hearing aid fits as well as the ear plugs.
x x x x x

Gem is nowhere near as bad as she used to be.

20 Apr 2009

Quote by little gem
Neilinleeds has a complaint to make.
Which, obviously, was an excuse for a few FFS, a right old strop and a bit of a flounce ( only to the shop for some cigarettes ;) ).
One lengthy explaination of... "you only put the month in and not the actual date" later and he's said I had better post him some kind of thread... so here I am. ;)
LG. x

Some things never change innocent

Little X

20 Apr 2009

Have a wonderful 40th Birthday

20 Apr 2009

Happy Birthday passionkiss

20 Apr 2009

Thanks for the birthday wishes guys! smile

Have to say, I've not been looking forward to this one. Been doing far too much thinking on it for my liking, and all of a sudden it seems old age is staring me in the face. 40 FFS! How did that happen? confused

No doubt be alright about it in a few days. Just need a bit more time to get used to the idea. rolleyes

;)
N x x x ;)

20 Apr 2009

Happy birthday!
:high-smile:
Hope this year brings you lots of good stuff.
Nola x

20 Apr 2009

Happy Birthday Nellie - and you don't look 40 kiss

20 Apr 2009

Happy birthday Nellie!! passionkiss

Lots of love and huggles from both of us xxx

20 Apr 2009

happy birthday Neil
i aint far behind ya honey 40 next month but checked profile and still says 39 phew!
have a faberoonie birthday honey
Earthy xxx

20 Apr 2009

Happy Birthday Neil! :thumbup:
....and welcome back to Little! biggrin

ItÂ´s been a wee while!

20 Apr 2009

Happy Birthday Nellie!

assionkiss: :passionkiss:
Hope you've had a lovely day! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

20 Apr 2009

Happy Birthday Neil kiss

Have a fab day :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

22 Apr 2009

Quote by little gem
Botox... funnily enough, it was a suggestion for a birthday present which was met with rather too much vigour and nodding of heads, rather like a puppy dog or one of them nodding Churchill dog type things. I thought his mother might give me a bit of a tongue lashing for encouraging such beautificating measures such as minor surgery, however, she made quite a stupid suggestion that I should have his dinner on the table as soon as he got home. So watch this botoxing space! ;)

Oooo that's a bit pricey. :shock:
During these financially turbulent times you don't want to be throwing your money away on expensive beauty treatments for Neil. :shock: He's perfect...... as....... he........
blink

*looks at Neil then takes Gem to one side*
OK I recommend Easy's one-stop chemical facial peel, kettle de-scaler and toilet un-blocker. Available from all good DIY chains for Â£9:99 for 5 litres. Just make sure he's either passed out or tied to the bed before you apply it and it's best to cover the smoke alarms with something and open a window or two ..... wide, because of the smoke. ;) :uhoh:

Quote by little gem
Although, I'm reliably informed that armadillo growing forincating sheds are the new accessory for every hip and down with the crowd swinger these days. Although I'm not convinced where we'd fit that into the two bedroomed flat in Leeds? Maybe we could start a specialist allotment area? Like a national park or something? :dunno:
As for the hinted age thing... I reckon he'd get away with saying he was at least 38. ;)

Armadillo fornication sheds PPPPPFFFFTTTTT I bet he's been reading "What Swinger" again hasn't he? rolleyes

I have seen the future ...... and it's ironing cats. ;)

HB Nelly. biggrin

:cheers:

22 Apr 2009

Quote by easy

*looks at Neil then takes Gem to one side*
OK I recommend Easy's one-stop chemical facial peel, kettle de-scaler and toilet un-blocker. Available from all good DIY chains for Â£9:99 for 5 litres. Just make sure he's either passed out or tied to the bed before you apply it and it's best to cover the smoke alarms with something and open a window or two ..... wide, because of the smoke. ;) :uhoh:

:rotflmao: