Premature ageing

22 Apr 2009

Quote by easy
I have seen the future ...... and it's ironing cats. ;)

OOoohhhh, my members ain't gonna like that Easy. :shock: We've got clear demarcation agreements in place that explicitly state that all ironing and ironing related services are goldfish only. I know that smacks of the closed shop and all, but you can hardly expect 'em to share ironing duties with cats? The little buggers'll end up eating 'em, which is clearly unacceptable on Health and Safety grounds. Might have to call 'em out on this one mate. Sorry, but that's just how it is.
Thanks again for the birthday wishes one and all. Seem to have come round to the idea, and it's not so bad after all. smile

Neil x x x ;)

22 Apr 2009

Quote by neilinleeds
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OOoohhhh, my members ain't gonna like that Easy. :shock: We've got clear demarcation agreements in place that explicitly state that all ironing and ironing related services are goldfish only. I know that smacks of the closed shop and all, but you can hardly expect 'em to share ironing duties with cats? The little buggers'll end up eating 'em, which is clearly unacceptable on Health and Safety grounds. Might have to call 'em out on this one mate. Sorry, but that's just how it is........

OK this statement falls down on two points;
First goldfish can't eat cats. The bones get caught in their throats and they spend the rest of the day doing the opening-closing-mouth-gagging thing while swimming round (trust me I've seen 'em do this :huh: )
Second and more importantly, goldfish should not, in any circumstances be trusted with heavy, blunt, electrical items like irons. Why? Well because it makes it easier for them to kill the cats prior to eating. rolleyes

Glad you're coming round to the idea of being 40. Not like there's much you can do about it apart from lying really. :giggle:
Not like that Gem. 21 she is and although I did believe her (quiet at the back) she insisted she showed me her hand-written-in-crayon birth certificate to prove it as well. :smug:
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22 Apr 2009

I will always see you as a young whipper snapper Neil -you look great so being 40 means what???? it means you are one lucky bugger to have got to an age where life is only just beginning and you have a great young lass to keep you always young lol xxxx

23 Apr 2009

Ooo! That cat is evil! Look at it's beady little eyes and everything! *shudders*
I've read all the birthday suggestions to make the 40th one pass a little more smoothly for the nelliekins and decided to take my 21 year old self *coughs* to the shop to see what I could get hold of.
The pet shop didn't have any domestically skilled cats left, so they gave me a stealth killer cat. rolleyes

Trained in the art of SAS MI6 MI5 gurhilla war fare, I felt completely at ease with the fact it couldn't iron. lol

Unfortunately, the trained killer cat mistook Neil's widgy for an international threat, took the botox as it's weapon of choice and well.... I cringe to tell you the rest. sad

:lol: ;)