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If you had breasts where your bum-cheeks are... what difference do you think it would make to your day to day life? confused
I wouldn't have been able to flash my nipples to the man in Morrisons tonight confused
You'de have a hell of a job trying to breastfeed would'nt you :giggle: blink
Fire xx
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I wouldn't have been able to flash my nipples to the man in Morrisons tonight confused

PMSL biggrin
I think it would be confusing - you would never know if a guy was trying to un-do the back of your bra or fumble down the front of your pants confused
Would fewer men offer you a seat on the train? dunno
It might be uncomfortable to sit on my nipples when its cold confused
Being goosed would mean something completely different lol
I'd scratch my arse even more than I do now confused
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Being goosed would mean something completely different lol

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Would just be dull if evrything was in one place or too close together. Would cut the exploring down.
I wouldn't be able to watch someone suck on my nipples without a mirror :lol2:
Quote by goose35
Being goosed would mean something completely different lol

:shock:
Would just be dull if evrything was in one place or too close together. Would cut the exploring down.
But exploring is good fun :giggle:
my arse would be smaller.
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H.x
would saying "kiss my arse" be seen in the same light?
It would make a tit wank far easier lol and make queing in Morrisons far more fun :lol:
Would men still find farting funny lol :lol: :lol:
I'd be able to see the spot on my bum redface
It would really get worrying if guys still just stared at your tits whilst you talked to them :shock:
Imagine getting measured for a bra
candjnwuk
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my arse would be smaller.
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H.x

your arse is bloody gorgeous sillyhwoar: kiss
Would hurdlers have problems?
Watching gymnastics would be entertaining lol
Would you get more offers to sit on people's knees confused
Would 'the bump' become a popular dance again?
if boobs were on your bum cheecks.................i think toilets would be shaped a little different!!!! confused
Sorry to be crude!
Quote by PoloLady
If you had breasts where your bum-cheeks are... what difference do you think it would make to your day to day life? confused

well I would be really happy as the skin on your bum is much younger than the rest of your body so I would have brilliant breasts at last!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by WA_Male
if boobs were on your bum cheecks.................i think toilets would be shaped a little different!!!! confused
Sorry to be crude!

Nice first post :thumbup:
Welcome to the forums wave
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Being goosed would mean something completely different lol

:shock:
Would just be dull if evrything was in one place or too close together. Would cut the exploring down :cry: .
But exploring is good fun :giggle:
That what i was implying i missed the sad face at the end. I put it in on the quote :lol:
Would joggers still wear short shorts?
Tour De France viewing figures would rocket
H.x
Thanks dawn, hello to you too! smile
Bum-boobs.......imagin the possibilities........you wouldnt need to be old to have tits around your knees!!! lol