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Was IMming just with DB and the subject of "feathering" came up (as in turning off the engine(s) on a chopper (that's as in helicopter NOT..................er.................as in "cock")and letting the rotors turn in the wind as you ever so gently plummet towards the ground!
Well it got me thinking about an SH definition of "feathering" (if there isn't already one).
Judy would probably have some good ideas. In fact I may be wrong but I have a vague memory of seeing her at one of blue and satin's bashes with a feather duster in her hand or was it somewhere else? Hmmmmmm........ :shock: :shock: :undecided:
Anyway, (sorry Judy hunni) :twisted: :twisted: wink speaking for meself, I'm rather tickled by the thought of being feathered as I kneel on the gatepost at the entrance to SH Towers. :shock: :shock: :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :censored: :grin:
So........................
How would you define SH Feathering and how would it work for you? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
innocent :whistling: :whistling:
This is a very esoteric concept. You didn't find it in a layby by any chance??
I think SH Feathering is almost impossible. Doesn't it conjure up going with the flow? How the fluck do you do that with Jags, Blue and Venus in attendance (wrong word I know bolt )
I think SH is built on people who do not Feather - those who give it a bit o' wellie and hang the consequences.
So I'm creating the concept of SHLeathering, which I think is far more in line with SH thinking - sorry me ole' mate! dunno
Reading your original definition of feathering with the helicopter and all that, the first thing that comes to my mind is these situations when you're having anal sex with a person sitting on top of you, and the person descends "ever so slowly" along your virile member, both to prevent pain and to maximise sensations... redface
But then again I've never flown a helicopter :rolleyes:
Thomas-
Quote by Eagerslut9

How would you define SH Feathering and how would it work for you? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
innocent :whistling: :whistling:

Well, if I leave the horses and choppers out of it (and I suppose I ought)
it sort of reminds me of those butterfly wings type soft kisses that start at the neck, working down the torso, across the tum to the groin area where she gently licks the soft skin between my balls and leg with the very tip of her tongue, before taking me softly in her mouth, still flaccid and begins to suck me to erection.
Is that what you mean?
Or do you mean my mother telling us off as teenagers for letting the hairs from the belly button down, show over our jeans?
" Put a shirt on, or pull your trousers up - You're feathers are showing ! ! ! ! !"
OOh shit I see we were looking fer literal definitions redface surprisedops:
<hijack> Thomas its nice to see you spreading your wings from the chatroom to the forum lol </end hijack>
Sorry redface
Quote by Dawn_Mids
<hijack> Thomas its nice to see you spreading your wings from the chatroom to the forum lol </end hijack>
Sorry redface

Wings? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
Feathers :!: :!:
:twisted:
Oh the fantasies I've had about having a single sturdy feather trailed over my body as I'm in handcuffs cool 8-) 8-)
Can a feather be used across the clitoris or the head of a penis? Has anyone ever tried it? What's it like to have it done to you and how do you do it to others?
Just curious 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Can a feather be used across the clitoris or the head of a penis? Has anyone ever tried it? What's it like to have it done to you and how do you do it to others?
Just curious cool 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

Its only ok and once it gets damp it tends to not be so effective and not tickly............or so I have heard innocent
Dawn bolt
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh the fantasies I've had about having a single sturdy feather trailed over my body as I'm in handcuffs cool 8-) 8-)
Can a feather be used across the clitoris or the head of a penis? Has anyone ever tried it? What's it like to have it done to you and how do you do it to others?
Just curious 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

Nettles are pretty wicked too if you're feeling brave! :P :twisted:
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Quote by dambuster

Well, if I leave the horses and choppers out of it (and I suppose I ought)
it sort of reminds me of those butterfly wings type soft kisses that start at the neck, working down the torso, across the tum to the groin area where she gently licks the soft skin between my balls and leg with the very tip of her tongue, before taking me softly in her mouth, still flaccid and begins to suck me to erection.

Whew! I need a cold shower after reading that... redface Ever wanted to write an erotic story dambuster??
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Can a feather be used across the clitoris or the head of a penis?

I'm afraid it can't, actually. It won't fit. (sorry, being silly... being a pedant with the Q)
Oh, and Thomas - you nicked my avatar idea (or, I hope, more likely, came up with it independently) - maybe it's time for me to get a new one anyway, just as soon as I think of something appropriate and cool.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Can a feather be used across the clitoris or the head of a penis? Has anyone ever tried it? What's it like to have it done to you and how do you do it to others?
Just curious cool 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

Its only ok and once it gets damp it tends to not be so effective and not tickly............or so I have heard innocent
Dawn bolt
Damp?? lol Only if you sneeze on it surely. I'm off to find me handcuffs!!
Quote by Eagerslut9
Nettles are pretty wicked too if you're feeling brave! :P :twisted:
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:

I had a friend who used to put on rubber gloves and wank with nettles but I have never seen or heard from a female that has tried it. So anyone know if it works well for females?
Dawn :silly:
Phwoar..... reminds me of a pressie that was bought by one lovely member for another (and sadly neither of them was me :crysmile
It was a little crop that had a soft pink feather attached to the end. I'm still waiting for my turn with it, but if it's used in the way that was described by Missy....... mmmmmmm :twisted: :twisted:
loads of people have replied between Missy's post and mine....... let the record show that I do not have any inclination to try wanking (the female or male version) with nettles thanks - OUCH Dawn!!!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Its only ok and once it gets damp it tends to not be so effective and not tickly............or so I have heard innocent
Dawn bolt

Oh no you don't rotflmao Get back here and tell all :twisted: :bounce:
Maybe if the feather is really sturdy, quite a thick feather, then even damp do you think it would work? cool
And if in handcuffs and they stroke the feather in the wrong place, like in a everso tickly place (which isn't down my side or near my armpit! :uhoh: ) ......... how do you refrain from
a) leaping about 6ft off the bed and
b) screaming at em to tickle in the right effin place nicely :shock:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh no you don't rotflmao Get back here and tell all :twisted: :bounce:
Maybe if the feather is really sturdy, quite a thick feather, then even damp do you think it would work? cool
And if in handcuffs and they stroke the feather in the wrong place, like in a everso tickly place (which isn't down my side or near my armpit! :uhoh: ) ......... how do you refrain from
a) leaping about 6ft off the bed and
b) screaming at em to tickle in the right effin place nicely :shock:

Its one of those times when you say, don't touch me pits or {insert your place here} but anywhere else is goooooooood :rascal:
I am ticklish but for some reason, probably the mood or situation, I don't have a problem with something like this wink
When it gets damp it just leaves cold trails which I don't like innocent
Maybe the handcuffs make you more able to takewhats given dunno
it sort of reminds me of those butterfly wings type soft kisses that start at the neck, working down the torso, across the tum to the groin area where she gently licks the soft skin between my balls and leg with the very tip of her tongue, before taking me softly in her mouth, still flaccid and begins to suck me to erection.

:shock: :shock: :shock:
i thought we we're on about bleedin' helicopters FFS! redface you people can find a sexual innuendo in anything can't yer! rolleyes
oh and the technical term is auto-rotation, so there!

Quote by Missy
Can a feather be used across the clitoris or the head of a penis? Has anyone ever tried it? What's it like to have it done to you and how do you do it to others?

uuummmm . . . well it's not so bad missy? fancy trying it out sometime then or what? :rascal: ((( that was me doing that smooth seductive thing that was. good weren't it? )))


Quote by Angel
It was a little crop that had a soft pink feather attached to the end. I'm still waiting for my turn with it, but if it's used in the way that was described by Missy


uuummmm . . . t'is quite nice actually! :twisted: :rascal: :lol2:
n x x x :P
Quote by Dawn_Mids
When it gets damp it just leaves cold trails which I don't like innocent

hmmmm yeh good point :undecided: Sooooooo next question lol, what can you use which feels as gentle as a feather - but dries quickly? cool Paintbrush is no good, same problem confused dunno what else there is? dunno
ES!!!!! Nettles??? :shock: :shock: :shock: Bluddy ell, I have enough probs keeping shaving rash at bay, without the added nettle rash :? Do you have to do the dock leaf thing afterwards? God, I've never heard of this one before!!
Quote by MISSCHIEF
hmmmm yeh good point :undecided: Sooooooo next question lol, what can you use which feels as gentle as a feather - but dries quickly? cool Paintbrush is no good, same problem confused dunno what else there is? dunno

Make-up brushes or have more than one feather so once wet you can leave to dry and carry on with a new one :dunno:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
ES!!!!! Nettles??? :shock: :shock: :shock: Bluddy ell, I have enough probs keeping shaving rash at bay, without the added nettle rash :? Do you have to do the dock leaf thing afterwards? God, I've never heard of this one before!!

The guy I knew that did it used dock leaves afterwards but I don't think they had much effect. Next time I get the chance I will ask him lol
Quote by MISSCHIEF
........... like in a everso tickly place (which isn't down my side or near my armpit! :uhoh: )

And where might that be eh? You're trying to throw us off the track with 'down my side' and 'near my armpit' methinks... hmmmm let's see - what about the ear or the curve of the neck then ....can't imagine what made me think of that!!
Quote by neilinleeds
it sort of reminds me of those butterfly wings type soft kisses that start at the neck, working down the torso, across the tum to the groin area where she gently licks the soft skin between my balls and leg with the very tip of her tongue, before taking me softly in her mouth, still flaccid and begins to suck me to erection.

:shock: :shock: :shock:
i thought we we're on about bleedin' helicopters FFS! redface you people can find a sexual innuendo in anything can't yer! rolleyes
oh and the technical term is auto-rotation, so there!
n x x x :P
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
"Auto-rotation". Is that when a woman sits on top of the washing machine when it's spinning?
:idea: :idea:
Wait 'til I get home tomorrow!
:rascal: innocent bolt
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Make-up brushes or have more than one feather so once wet you can leave to dry and carry on with a new one dunno

Oh good plan ........ have 2 feathers and just leave the wet one resting in position while using the dry one elsewhere cool Same thing when using the wet one, just leave the dry one resting on the body while using the wet one 8-)
Oh wow oh wow :bounce: neeeeeeeeeed to try this .............. or should I say I need to have it tried :lol2: confused
Quote by MISSCHIEF
The guy I knew that did it used dock leaves afterwards but I don't think they had much effect. Next time I get the chance I will ask him lol

Oh gotta find out :lol2: am dying to know what the feeling is, and if there is any feeling of regret once stopped and the nettle stings kick in :?
Oooooooooooooooh Nooooooooooooooo!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Never used a dock leaf after. That would be too kinky! :twisted:
Now take that smackbottom :smackbottom:
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The next layby performance will feature a stunning display of nettle abuse. :P :twisted:
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
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The next layby performance will feature a stunning display of nettle abuse. :P :twisted:
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
ES count me in for this one :bounce: Can you light a fart too??? Tis my ambition to see a fart being lit worship :shock:
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Oh good plan ........ have 2 feathers and just leave the wet one resting in position while using the dry one elsewhere cool Same thing when using the wet one, just leave the dry one resting on the body while using the wet one 8-)
Oh wow oh wow :bounce: neeeeeeeeeed to try this .............. or should I say I need to have it tried :lol2: confused

bolt*runs off to the kids art box to find feathers, trips over roller blades, one trainer and a tank. Grabs two pink feathers thinking Missy will never notice the dust stuck to them with a bit of used blu tac
*legs it to her bedroom, jumps on the bed several times, waking Ian, till she can reach the box. You on the one that we all have hiding some where in the house redface Grabs handcuffs, falls off the bed hitting head on bedside table. Runs down stairs to type........... Missy I'm ready for you :giggle:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Nettles are pretty wicked too if you're feeling brave! :P :twisted:
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:

I had a friend who used to put on rubber gloves and wank with nettles but I have never seen or heard from a female that has tried it. So anyone know if it works well for females?
Dawn :silly:
Excuse my ignorence here, but are you being serious?? :shock: I'm getting a rash just thinking about it!!
Quote by MISSCHIEF
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
ES count me in for this one :bounce: Can you light a fart too??? Tis my ambition to see a fart being lit worship :shock:

Now where is Steve_Mids when you need him. His kids were telling me today that farting is his worst habbit so I'll find him, you bring matches Missy :giggle:
Quote by BrightonGeezer
Nettles are pretty wicked too if you're feeling brave! :P :twisted:
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:

I had a friend who used to put on rubber gloves and wank with nettles but I have never seen or heard from a female that has tried it. So anyone know if it works well for females?
Dawn :silly:
Excuse my ignorence here, but are you being serious?? :shock: I'm getting a rash just thinking about it!!
Yep :smug:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
bolt *runs off to the kids art box to find feathers, trips over roller blades, one trainer and a tank. Grabs two pink feathers thinking Missy will never notice the dust stuck to them with a bit of used blu tac
*legs it to her bedroom, jumps on the bed several times, waking Ian, till she can reach the box. You on the one that we all have hiding some where in the house redface Grabs handcuffs, falls off the bed hitting head on bedside table. Runs down stairs to type........... Missy I'm ready for you :giggle:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh Dawn!!! smackbottom I bagsy be first, now get out them handcuffs :rotflmao:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Now where is Steve_Mids when you need him. His kids were telling me today that farting is his worst habbit so I'll find him, you bring matches Missy :giggle:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I need to meet this man worship
God I think I have a fetish for odd people :shock: all I need now to make my evening complete is that bloke who can fit 3 snooker balls in his mouth, a dog that can play cards .......
and Davej :rotflmao:
Yep. This IS a serious post, can't you tell? :shock: :shock:
I've done nettles on my cock a few times :bounce: :bounce:
It does it for me!
Welcome to STINGING HEAVEN (the annexe at the bottom of the old walled garden of SH Towers)
:twisted: :twisted:
bolt