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Quote by HJ

Sassy why are you buying cheap lemon juice and expensive washing-up liquid ?? – Only the real thing goes on my pancakes

It was just a rhetorical question. I buy environmentally friendly washing up liquid and only use fresh organic lemons biggrin
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Why do people fix their toilet roll holders in such a place that you have to be a freakin contortionist to reach it while still sitting on the loo? rolleyes

Because men decided that since they only needed to sit down whilst on the toilet, they could stand afterwards whilst turning around in a more comfortable position to reach the toilet paper. Women unfortunately just have to make do, or nag the man to move the toilet roll holder to a more convenient location.
The sun rises in the morning which makes absolute sense but why does the sun "set"? Unless it was termed by Mr Chivers
Quote by varca
Why can't you put mascara on with your mouth closed?
It's just not possible!!! biggrin

You'll want to sneeze with your eyes open next, :shock: and that can't be done either. Why dunno
Quote by mancunian
Why can't you put mascara on with your mouth closed?
It's just not possible!!! biggrin

You'll want to sneeze with your eyes open next, :shock: and that can't be done either. Whydunno
Cos if you did, your eyeballs may pop out rolleyes
Quote by niceguysdoexist
The sun rises in the morning which makes absolute sense but why does the sun "set"? Unless it was termed by Mr Chivers

That would be settled or entrenched.
.....but why does it always go down it the evenning?
Quote by varca
Why can't you put mascara on with your mouth closed?
It's just not possible!!! biggrin
but can ya put lippy on with ya eyes shut
why do the fair sex dance around their hand bags.. rolleyes
Quote by Mark_July
why do the fair sex dance around their hand bags.. rolleyes

It's not dancing as we know it, it's ritualistic dancing to worship the great God of handbags and appease them for spending quids on shoes instead.
It's a secret and strictly female thing, like the vestal virgins, that's why women are very protective and hostile to men when they're gathered in the ceremonial circle.
If a black box flight recorder is never damaged in a plane crash, why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Because the pilot wouldn't be able to see out the front window
Quote by Theladyisaminx
If a black box flight recorder is never damaged in a plane crash, why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Quote by robycob
Because the pilot wouldn't be able to see out the front window
If a black box flight recorder is never damaged in a plane crash, why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

:doh: Now why didn't I think of that, smart arse! lol
Why is it called a black box when its orange?
Does this mean that Easy Jet is already making its planes out of the same stuff?
Why does fish food smell of dead fish yet cat food doesn't smell of dead cats?
Quote by benrums0n
Why does fish food smell of dead fish yet cat food doesn't smell of dead cats?

Could it be because fish actually eat other fish, but cats rarely eat other cats rolleyes
Good point fluff.
Quote by Mark_July
why do the fair sex dance around their hand bags.. rolleyes

And why indeed are they called the fair sex.....I for one have been treated quite unfairly on several occasions plus I know of at least one brunette....more propaganda ....we should be told.....expose their lies...let the sword of truth and the flaming beacon of justice.............................etc. etc. etc. cont. on page 265
I`ve got a mirror on my wall but if i look into it and look up i can see the ceiling, if i look down i can see the floor and the rest of me, how does that work????
What would you do with a drunken sailer, early in the morning?
...cut him adrift, I dont even remember going near the docks!
lp
When a fly lands on the ceiling, at what point does it turn upside-down?
...it doesn't. Your room does.
lp
Sir Isacc Newton invented Gravity, but how did he come up with the word?
Who actually invented words? If u think about it, there are like a words, who on earth decided how to use these words as sentences to a pount where they may make sense, or not in my case :lol2:
What prompted a butterfly to be so-called? Or a ladybird for that matter? Were the entomologists on something?
Which is the best price comparison website?
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
Why is there an "s" in lisp?
Why do the handrails on escalators move just a bit faster than the treads?
why, when you burn or cut yourself by accidnet, do you automatically put the injured part in your mouth...now Im talking about hands/fingers mainly as its a wee bit difficult toget other parts of your own anatomy into your own mouth! lol
Quote by Ms_Whips
what is jeousy all about and why do some people feel it more than others?
whips

more to the point, what is "jeousy"?
is it like "juicey"?
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
what is jeousy all about and why do some people feel it more than others?
whips

more to the point, what is "jeousy"?
is it like "juicey"?
lp
yes and after you drink it you turn into a green-eyed monster :twisted: :twisted:
:bounce: I'm a Monster :bounce: I'm a Monster :bounce: I'm a Monster :bounce: hurrah! :bounce:
lp
Quote by mrs-cream123
Well hello folks, here I am thinking of totally random things biggrin
I did start a thread yonks ago about random questions, Im sure I did, but Im a diddly to even think about looking for it.
Im stop twittering and ask my question:
U know alcohol makes u drunk, but what is it that alcohol contains, which soft drinks dont contain? Like the actual property?
If anyone has any other random questions aswered, feel free to add to this thread xxx
But what is it that actually makes u drunk?
Miss Cream xxx

4.... yes .. FOUR pages?????
dunno .............. where's the "shakes his head in disbelief" emote when you need it rolleyes
rotflmao
nice one :thumbup: