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What on earth did I start with this one
Maybe I should have asked if the man put his willy throught the portal
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Quote by PoloLady
What on earth did I start with this one
Maybe I should have asked if the man put his willy throught the portal
Now that's a whole new ballgame. Did he come before he went, or did he go before he came? If he happened to turn round at the crucial moment, would the resulting auto-facial have put him off his stride sufficiently to prevent the incident that put him off?
If we liken this to the EPR experiment alluded to by zootle, can we say that the man cumming and the man getting jizzed are analogous to complimentary quantum properties (note to zootle: shall we call this the Bell-end inequality principle? lol ) and that the existence of one inevitably determines the existence of the other, with each serving to act as both cause AND effect?
I do like a nice paradox with my coffee.
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Quote by zootle:dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
Whoever would have expected a discussion on quantum mechanics on a swinging forum.
I should probably stop now before I look more sad than I actually am!
:lol:
Errr, yeah, good point.
I'm not really a physicist, I Googled the whole thing, honest.
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If time travel were possible and a man stood infront of a time travel portal, which opened 6 foot behind him and one second in the past. And the man then loaded a pistol and put only his hand and the pistol through the portal, so the gun was pointing towards the back of his head.....
If he pulled the trigger, would he shoot himself in the head?
Have you ever considered:........................
1) Getting a really interesting stimulating job?
2) Changing the pub you drink in?
3) Going for a really good shag?
4) Some inconsequential and frivolous reading?
All excellent suggestions, and I think this thread qualifies under number 4 perfectly.
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All excellent suggestions, and I think this thread qualifies under number 4 perfectly.
It was frivolous until it turned into a time travel/quantum mechanics discussion. At which point a lot of people got very scared and started backing away with a highly anxious look on their faces.
I'm disappointed. My thread killing skills are clearly starting to wane.
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If time travel were possible and a man stood infront of a time travel portal, which opened 6 foot behind him and one second in the past. And the man then loaded a pistol and put only his hand and the pistol through the portal, so the gun was pointing towards the back of his head.....
If he pulled the trigger, would he shoot himself in the head?
Have you ever considered:........................
1) Getting a really interesting stimulating job?
2) Changing the pub you drink in?
3) Going for a really good shag?
4) Some inconsequential and frivolous reading?
Q1 - answer - I have one - it's just I am so bloody good at it I can waste time - lol
Q2 - answer - I can never remember which pub I last fell out of
Q3 - answer - what do you think I am doing in here
are you offering????Q4 - answer - I dont have time anymore not with this and my open university degree studies.
Please note; you can ask PoloLady any questions such as these posed by Scandal by clicking on the 'Ask me a question' thread
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If you were in your car travelling at precisely the speed of light and turned your lights on, would anything happen?
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Quote by Reese
If you were in your car travelling at precisely the speed of light...
Stop right there.
E=Mc²
What that means is, to accelerate a body with mass to lightspeed requires infinite energy. Can't be done.
However, you can, in principle, get as close to lightspeed as you like... %, whatever... and yes, your headlights will work and the light they emit will seem perfectly normal to you.
Sex God
Ok, then...if you made instant coffee in a microwave oven, would it travel back in time?!
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Quote by celticq
No but I guarantee it will be fucking roasting
Yeah, good point. They should make dual-cycle microwave ovens with a phase-inverting cyclotron that senses the molecular resonance of whatever you put in it and damps the vibration, thus cooling the substance. Just a thought.
~Reese!
Quote by Kenluvslucy
I believe 'slips' in time happen already-- ever had a really stinking headache for no apparent reason??- ever had a really good night on the booze with no hangover the next day??-- Timeslip!!
Ahh no you see this all covered in the HHGTTG with re-annuals. Grapes that grow the year before they are planted, and as such you get the hangover a few days before drinking the wine
See easy...
If indeed there are infinite parallel universes and other dimensions (Steve Hawkin recons there are actually 11 or 12 dimensions, but they are so tightly bound we don't notice them - I told him to try and keep it to an even number) does this mean I am having an orgasm to beat all other orgasms somewhere else and here I am bloody missing it!!!!! 
Quote by PoloLady
If you were in your car travelling at precisely the speed of light and turned your lights on, would anything happen?
We used to discuss this when we were, shall we say, less than lucid at university, my thought is that yes they probably would come on, but for you travelling at the speed of lioght they would be invisible, for anyone else observing the lights would appear to be as part of the vehicle.
Sean
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If you were in your car travelling at precisely the speed of light and turned your lights on, would anything happen?
We used to discuss this when we were, shall we say, less than lucid at university, my thought is that yes they probably would come on, but for you travelling at the speed of lioght they would be invisible, for anyone else observing the lights would appear to be as part of the vehicle.
Sean
But it doesn't matter coss nobody will actuall notice the car - it's travelling too bloody fast
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Quote by PoloLady
(Steve Hawkin recons there are actually 11 or 12 dimensions, but they are so tightly bound we don't notice them - I told him to try and keep it to an even number)
Funny. I've counted 22 so far. ;)
~Reese!
Quote by Reese
(Steve Hawkin recons there are actually 11 or 12 dimensions, but they are so tightly bound we don't notice them - I told him to try and keep it to an even number)
Funny. I've counted 22 so far. ;)
~Reese!
Well he had to admit he got it wrong about blackholes - so he better come clean on this one too
Was this a deliberate act of suicide, or just an accident, or perhaps just testing time travell theory.
If an accident, then he could easily go into the future and move his head.
If it was a deliberate act of suicide then why use time travell? Go and jump under a bus or something.
If it was just testing then why not go into the future and get the lottery results for some months past.
Answers on a post card please, or the back of a sealed envolope.
If an accident, then he could easily go into the future and move his head.
If it was a deliberate act of suicide then why use time travell? Go and jump under a bus or something.
If it was just testing then why not go into the future and get the lottery results for some months past.
Answers on a post card please, or the back of a sealed envolope.
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Answers on a post card please, or the back of a sealed envolope.
You should now be receiving the postcard I sent you next week.