Right.....ive got to say this.....

13 Nov 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Or is Fern Britton getting more like Judy???????? :shock:
Anyway, talking about parties, which we weren't, but we are now.......... her parties are crap! I couldn't even get a beer out the fridge!!!! Must remember to put a few aside next time in case of emergencies!!
Mal

Oi! That was a one off shag against the fridge..... Judy was gagging for it so who was I to refuse! Jeeeeez........ you're just jealous! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
And I was just gagging for a beer!!! You're supposed to look after ALL your guests, you know!

Quote by bluexxx
I take it I go unchallenged.....
Good!

:smug:

Also means you go unfucked!! (yeah, right!! :twisted: )
Mal
8-)

13 Nov 2004

I don't mind going unfucked, I can think of much more fun things to do with my time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh, OK, I suppose I'll not shag over the fridge this time rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

13 Nov 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
out of all the avatars of arses on here ,ive always liked redbirds,,but hey,,blues new arse avatar its a peach :P

hey redbird,you still got a superb ass honey wink

:wink: :wink: :wink:

13 Nov 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
out of all the avatars of arses on here ,ive always liked redbirds,,but hey,,blues new arse avatar its a peach :P

hey redbird,you still got a superb ass honey wink

:wink: :wink: :wink:
I'll second that :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

13 Nov 2004

Quote by manofmuchfun
I take it I go unchallenged.....
Good!

:smug:

ok....when we starting...?
what weapons ?
an is it the best of three ?
Listen .......I have a challenge for that young lady ( confused

: ) I'll have an arm wrestle with her, she can use her hand, I'll use my dick............I'll still beat her! No sweat! biggrin

KinkyLizard

13 Nov 2004

Unarmed combat.....
I'm just warming up.....

13 Nov 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Unarmed combat.....
I'm just warming up.....
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/silkies/jitsu%20007.jpg
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/silkies/jitsu%20002.JPG

FUCKING HELL *gulp*
my poor knob, shite. (she didn't notice that challege, right?)
KinkyLizard

13 Nov 2004

Little gem steps up for the challenge............
:hunk:
So if I win I fuck you, If you win you fuck me?
Sounds good either way...... :rascal:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

13 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
Little gem steps up for the challenge............
:hunk:
So if I win I fuck you, If you win you fuck me?
Sounds good either way...... :rascal:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

13 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
So if I win I fuck you, If you win you fuck me?
Sounds good either way...... :rascal:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Sounds good to me...... but I'd got that part covered secretly.... I omitted from the original challenge that the loser is fucked.... in more ways than one cool

8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

13 Nov 2004

Shopping at tescos??? who mentioned that,
I think my 7 incher should shut you up long enough for blue to have her say too! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:rascal:
Oooo blue, you sweet talker you....... if you want my ass, use some lube this time please! ;)

13 Nov 2004

stretched is a word I could use for you after Blue has had her way with you ;)

13 Nov 2004

Sorry guys you'd best submit now. My money's (safe) on Blue :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

13 Nov 2004

Quote by JudyTV

Wow! blue..........like the new avatar! PHEW!
Hey judy! Have to say you are looking more and more like Fern Britton everyday!

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13 Nov 2004

Fight Blue, you on ;)

But I going for armed combat first, with Tijitsu backup if that don't work, hehe...
EDIT: oh yeah and if it really falls apart will fall back on Kung FU before last resort, running away, very fast...

13 Nov 2004

Ok the pic gone into hiding, hmm... Smileys at dawn Blue hehehe :sparring:

13 Nov 2004

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14 Nov 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Fight Blue, you on ;)

But I going for armed combat first, with Tijitsu backup if that don't work, hehe...
EDIT: oh yeah and if it really falls apart will fall back on Kung FU before last resort, running away, very fast...

So that's a white belt against a black belt. Slight mismatch, I believe!!!
Mal
cool

14 Nov 2004

Quote by mal609
Fight Blue, you on ;)

But I going for armed combat first, with Tijitsu backup if that don't work, hehe...
EDIT: oh yeah and if it really falls apart will fall back on Kung FU before last resort, running away, very fast...

So that's a white belt against a black belt. Slight mismatch, I believe!!!
Mal
cool

So.... TnH.... is that a total beginners white belt or one of those master of the realm white belts? Hey, and it's unarmed combat only....... well, OK, fair enough.... I'm out of practice with weapons :shock: ..... but if I really must I suppose I could borrow Satin's pokey stick things......

14 Nov 2004

.... Or I could use these..... though I'm not sure how to use them...... they're not some strange form of double ender, are they? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

14 Nov 2004

Quote by JudyTV
.... Or I could use these..... though I'm not sure how to use them...... they're not some strange form of double ender, are they? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/silkies/jitsu%20022.jpg

I flucking hope not.
Judy
Don't worry Judy, we're not allowed to touch Satin's weapons at the party :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Bet he won't be saying that on the night :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: