Robbie Williams apparently wants to try.............

11 Nov 2004

Quote by surreycouple2003
Not meaning to sound desperate here or anything.... but.......
Robbie, if you're reading PM me...... I'll dog with you
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Can you imagine.......
Robbie being Strap-on'ed by Blue......
Apparently he lives near us.
ahem.... 'APPARENTLY YOU LIVE NEAR US.............' wink

Dxxx
Hey, any way Robbie likes, i really don't care......
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

11 Nov 2004

Well ive read a little of Robbies biography and I have to say his dogging requirements may be tough .
He has expressed an interest in bi-sexuality and has certainly been associated with some very liberated attractive women . He has flirted with the transvestite side of himself , and can in his own words be ' obsessed sexually' .
One wonders if the internet will be any use to him , after all where will he find an attractive , bi-sexual, liberated sexually charged transvestite couple who are into dogging ! ?
wink

12 Nov 2004

HI ROBBIE I'M OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12 Nov 2004

Quote by Redbird
HI ROBBIE I'M OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO NO ROBBIE,,OVER HERE

12 Nov 2004

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
if robbies got his mate jonathon wilkes with him even better
oh god gone all of a dither now
voddy

hmmmmmmm voddy in a dither...sounds good wink

21 May 2005

hell yeah, Rob can watch me any day mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :P

21 May 2005

Blimey Pinkie.....how many pages back did you go to find this one??

21 May 2005

Please people.. you are destroying my image of robbie...
robbie would never do something like that.. seriously.. he wouldn't.. stop it now, all of you...
he comes to my window every night and i feed him freshly baked brownies with clotted cream - that is his only vice...
now go find something else to gossip about....like that abi StarchTit or somebody...
wink

21 May 2005

sorry but robbie aint really that nice!!! confused

what?

i dont think he is!!!!!!!
id rather have a good woman!!!!!!!
louxxxxxxxxx

21 May 2005

I always thought that Robbie would be up for a bit of cottageing myself. lol

21 May 2005

even i'd give it a go with him(im a straight male) if he PROMISED to put money into my beloved port vale football club,id bend over backwards to please and would also do the definite no no....robbie you can p@ss all over me anytime lololol (watersports)
acetates
the futures black n white (if robbie p@sses on me )

21 May 2005

Quote by acetates
even i'd give it a go with him(im a straight male) if he PROMISED to put money into my beloved port vale football club,id bend over backwards to please and would also do the definite no no....robbie you can p@ss all over me anytime lololol (watersports)
acetates
the futures black n white (if robbie p@sses on me )

So why hasn't dear old Robbie put dosh into the vale. Norman Cook has put some cash into the Albion. My Mrs Would love a threesome with Robbie but sadlyshe wouldn't get a look in. I would dearly love to shag him whilst wearing my Brighton top lol

21 May 2005

Please dont construe this post as any incentive to purchase the recordings or merchandise of Mr Williams or in any way endorse his products or commercial marketing .

21 May 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Please dont construe this post as any incentive to purchase the recordings or merchandise of Mr Williams or in any way endorse his products or commercial marketing .

Don't worry silk and Big G. I have enough of Robbie Willaims awful warblings cos of my wife's cd collection lol

I even had to suffer him in concert once and I was the mug that got the tickets. Now that's love for you :lol:

21 May 2005

Quote by acetates
even i'd give it a go with him(im a straight male) if he PROMISED to put money into my beloved port vale football club,id bend over backwards to please and would also do the definite no no....robbie you can p@ss all over me anytime lololol (watersports)
acetates
the futures black n white (if robbie p@sses on me )

Did I read or hear somewhere that Robbie is a Stoke fan?!!!
I might be wrong, but if I'm not then there's not much chance of Vale getting anything off him.

21 May 2005

Quote by littlemee
even i'd give it a go with him(im a straight male) if he PROMISED to put money into my beloved port vale football club,id bend over backwards to please and would also do the definite no no....robbie you can p@ss all over me anytime lololol (watersports)
acetates
the futures black n white (if robbie p@sses on me )

Did I read or hear somewhere that Robbie is a Stoke fan?!!!
I might be wrong, but if I'm not then there's not much chance of Vale getting anything off him.
Sorry to say that Robbie is A Vale fan. He used to even have his own Car park space there at one time. With the questions over he sexuality in the Media he might start supporting us. Brighton and Hove Albion lol

21 May 2005

vale is the only club for robbie,,even if he has been ej@culating over chelskis boxes ??? lol i'd never come over a chelsea box rather than a staffs/cheshire box

22 May 2005

Anyway why would Robbie want to go dogging? When there is a nice swingers club in Burslem smile

22 May 2005

Quote by da69ve
Blimey Pinkie.....how many pages back did you go to find this one??

DA69VE
being blonde.... what u mean?

22 May 2005

Quote by pinkie
Blimey Pinkie.....how many pages back did you go to find this one??

DA69VE
being blonde.... what u mean?
Well i did this thread back in November......so did you do a search or trawl through all the pages ??

22 May 2005

this was in the people today
ON August 29, we alleged that Robbie Williams had had a sexual encounter with a male stranger in the toilets of a club in Manchester, when he was still in Take That. We suggested he later tried to repeat the experience with that man in another club, and when rejected he then left with another man. We implied that Robbie's autobiography was a lie as it suppressed his homosexuality. We accept that Robbie was never involved in any such incidents, that he is not gay and that he did not falsely conceal his homosexuality in his autobiography. We offer Robbie our apologies and have agreed to pay him substantial damages and his legal costs.

22 May 2005

What? You read the small print? :shock:

22 May 2005

Quote by kinkyluton
this was in the people today
ON August 29, we alleged that Robbie Williams had had a sexual encounter with a male stranger in the toilets of a club in Manchester, when he was still in Take That. We suggested he later tried to repeat the experience with that man in another club, and when rejected he then left with another man. We implied that Robbie's autobiography was a lie as it suppressed his homosexuality. We accept that Robbie was never involved in any such incidents, that he is not gay and that he did not falsely conceal his homosexuality in his autobiography. We offer Robbie our apologies and have agreed to pay him substantial damages and his legal costs.

WOW! How much, I wonder?
Robster, if you need any straightning out - I'm your woman! However, if that's not enough, I'm sure I could persuade Kinkyluton to join us!
(please, Kinky, please please please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

22 May 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
What? You read the small print? :shock:

Yeah! See, it's not true what they say about wanking making you go blind!

22 May 2005

Quote by da69ve
Blimey Pinkie.....how many pages back did you go to find this one??

the thread was one of the first on the cafe forum. I didn't even look at the date TBH.

22 May 2005

Quote by Marya
this was in the people today
ON August 29, we alleged that Robbie Williams had had a sexual encounter with a male stranger in the toilets of a club in Manchester, when he was still in Take That. We suggested he later tried to repeat the experience with that man in another club, and when rejected he then left with another man. We implied that Robbie's autobiography was a lie as it suppressed his homosexuality. We accept that Robbie was never involved in any such incidents, that he is not gay and that he did not falsely conceal his homosexuality in his autobiography. We offer Robbie our apologies and have agreed to pay him substantial damages and his legal costs.

WOW! How much, I wonder?
Robster, if you need any straightning out - I'm your woman! However, if that's not enough, I'm sure I could persuade Kinkyluton to join us!
(please, Kinky, please please please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
So Robbies not Gay then rolleyes

I think he will announce that he is when his career nose dives after his forthcoming album. Which is supposed to be S..T apparently. Anything for the sad twat to keep in the papers.

22 May 2005

Ok ok just in case......
Yeah Rob, I'd help out if needed rolleyes

(Did I say that calmly enough?)
redface

Going red already look surprised

ops:
Cathy x
(Imagine that in yer inbox?)
(Had to post didn't I?)

22 May 2005

I think that this is a great thread, but I have a question......................
What do you think Robbies nick would be. I'd have him down as "letmeentertainyou"
John
smile

23 May 2005

Quote by Horous
I think that this is a great thread, but I have a question......................
What do you think Robbies nick would be. I'd have him down as "letmeentertainyou"
John

More like "Iamasadtwat" lol

23 May 2005

Would prefer Abi Titmuss