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Quote by Sgt Bilko
redface redface redface awww flattery will get you... ummm... what's the rest of that saying now? dunno

Slapper!!
Sarge! There's no need to resort to personal insults! :upset: :cry: :twisted:
Quote by Angel With A Sneaky Beaky Change Of One Letter In An Attempt To Gain Sympathy Chat
redface redface redface awww flattery will get you... ummm... what's the rest of that saying now? dunno

Slapper!!
Sarge! There's no need to resort to personal insults! :upset: :cry: :twisted:
You naughty girl!! smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Angel With A Sneaky Beaky Change Of One Letter In An Attempt To Gain Sympathy Chat

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Quote by Sgt Bilko
You naughty girl!! smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
Its been said before and I'm sure it'll be said again Sarge ;) :twisted:
Quote by Angel Chat
You naughty girl!! smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
Its been said before and I'm sure it'll be said again Sarge ;) :twisted:
More punishment obviously required... Sarge, time to get out your feet. smile
I've got another toes avatar in my back-pocket and I'm not afraid to use it. :smug: :smug: :smug:
OK OK I'm sorry.... only PLEASE don't get your feet or toes out. :shock: :shock: Sarge, I promise never ever to mention mushrooms in your presence again, and Woger, if you insist on wearing y-fronts AND the blasted cowboy hat, feel free. Just leave the feet out of it! :uhoh: :uhoh:
Quote by Angel Chat
if you insist on wearing y-fronts AND the blasted cowboy hat

Is that a request? LOL! :grin: :grin: :grin:
Okay, I think that's plenty enough torturing Angel for one night. :twisted: Sweet dreams, gorgeous.
Day #407 - 2nd May 2004
Went afk in the chatroom for a couple of hours while I worked on something in another window. Had more people PVT me in those two hours than I have in all the time I've been actually sitting chatting in the chatroom - literally!
Was it fun Roger????
Nice to know something is happening, for you biggrin
Quote by MrsFC
Was it fun Roger????

I'll never know because I missed most of them because I was busy doing something else... :-( The one I did catch was... well, not quite up my alley, shall we say.
Day #414 - 9th May 2004
Spent most of the day feeling both miserable with myself and as evil as sin. Sorry to anyone who got caught by my worse-than-usual attempts at sarcasm.
I'd rewritten my advert last week, taking on board advice I'd been given on how not to look like a single-minded moron with an erection. And this afternoon, I was cheered when a young lady contacted me! WAH-HEY! She sounds really nice and extremely charming! Only problem is - she's married and looking to cheat on her husband. sad You know, I've considered it and while I'm going to sleep on it before mailing her a reply,I don't think I'm comfortable with that so I reckon I'll pass. :cry:
Created a script to count the number of days since I posted my first ad on AdultFriendFinder. (Yes, I know, that is an extremely sad thing to do.) Turns out my previous calculations were wrong! (Think I'd been taking 356 days in the last year rather than 366 days...:doh: ) OOPS! Went back and corrected them all. Then went back and corrected my corrections, because I'd also been counting a week as ten days. banghead
Day #422 - 17th May 2004 - Meet #3
Ah, what a day. I abused & insulted everyone who's ever been nice to me, got myself kicked off swinging-heaven, and only thought to regret it afterwards. Thankfully the mods here are Really Nice People and they've allowed me back to apologise, so I thought I'd keep this diary up-to-date while I was at it.
Amongst all this, I also had another meet tonight. Bizarrely, it was someone who'd contacted me through AdultFriendFinder! I'd been having severe second-thoughts about the wisdom of going through with the meeting for several days, but I'm glad I did. Had a drink with a very nice couple, a few years older than me, but very pleasant and attractive people. Unfortunately it was clearly the husband's fantasy and when it became clear his wife wasn't interested he looked heartbroken, so I figured they'd be better left alone.
(Although it would've been a bit spooky if any sexual had resulted - his wife was the spitting image of my next-door neighbour!)
But as I've already ranted elsewhere, I feel a bit like I've ended up in this kind of meet because it's what was "on offer", rather than because it was what I genuinely wanted. I guess we all live and learn, right?
7th September 2004
Oh My God, I feel like I'm going again. Somebody stop me.
Stop!Don't go!!!
(marmalaid looks round to check that no-one saw him shout to a 2 month old thread...)
surprised
lol lol I saw ya!!! and I'm gonna tell!!!! :P
You are both just nasty, and I'm gonna punish you on Saturday night... whip :kick:
WBB you are not nasty and should be pampered biggrin
Quote by marmalaid
You are both just nasty, and I'm gonna punish you on Saturday night... whip :kick:
WBB you are not nasty and should be pampered biggrin

Oooh, Oooh! I'm nasty too, I believe.
Quote by Vix
Oooh, Oooh! I'm nasty too, I believe.

'scuse me, do I know you? Are you following me?
Only kidding hun, you qualify for my most severe fo reprimands passionkiss
Quote by marmalaid
You are both just nasty, and I'm gonna punish you on Saturday night... whip :kick:
WBB you are not nasty and should be pampered biggrin

the punnishemnt sounds quite fun though!!!!!
oh no... please don't punish me!! I would positively hate for that to happen!!! :shock:
Can sarcasm be detected in posts?
Ok, ok. As WBB was nice to me she can chose her methd of punishment, but I get to chose the others.
Shame Angel_Chat isn't here, her's would be trial by feet...
:shock:
Think your punishment should be to go to munch dressed exactly same as your avatar - mind I have seen pic of you and novice 1 at last nwmunch with a pair of frilly knickers covering something redface redface :twisted: :twisted: cool lol
Yer all mad. :bounce:
As it happens, I didn't go, but someone else went in my place.
Quote by roger743
Yer all mad. :bounce:
As it happens, I didn't go, but someone else went in my place.

oooh whpo was that?
Quote by well_busty_babe
Yer all mad. :bounce:
As it happens, I didn't go, but someone else went in my place.

oooh whpo was that?
It was Roger743 you can tell, because when you click quote it comes up "Roger 743 wrote:"
Quote by corriefem
Think your punishment should be to go to munch dressed exactly same as your avatar - mind I have seen pic of you and novice 1 at last nwmunch with a pair of frilly knickers covering something redface redface :twisted: :twisted: cool lol

It's me doing the punishing here, why should I be punished? You'll just have to see how I am dressed at the munch, won't you? lol