Romantic gestures, or not?

13 Apr 2007

I've been feeling rather stressed lately with uni, family issues, stripping the hallway for decorating plus a few other bits and pieces. Ian kindly arranged with my brother and his wife to have the kids this coming Saturday night.
The other night I took Ian into my arms, put my legs between his and whispered sweet nothings about looking forward to a night of passion.
His reply was "Can i cover your boobies with banana angel delight?"
So, what is your worst/best romantic gesture dunno

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Dawnie
His reply was "Can i cover your boobies with banana angel delight?"

:laughabove:
Classic......Though chocolate may have been a better choice....

13 Apr 2007

priceless

13 Apr 2007

of course its romantic!
what else would you rather be than a living plate for your beloved! lol

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Dawnie
I've been feeling rather stressed lately with uni, family issues, stripping the hallway for decorating plus a few other bits and pieces. Ian kindly arranged with my brother and his wife to have the kids this coming Saturday night.
The other night I took Ian into my arms, put my legs between his and whispered sweet nothings about looking forward to a night of passion.
His reply was "Can i cover your boobies with banana angel delight?"
So, what is your worst/best romantic gesture

By the look of your avater it seems a perfectly normal request - think I would have chosen chocolate though lol

13 Apr 2007

I sometimes worry about you Ian. Shouldn't it be strawberry angle delight?
Well I hope you're getting pampered Dawnie hun. Sounds like you need a very nice relaxing massage from Ian start off with the chest area and work downwards perhaps? Perhaps a nice bottle or three of the finest wine two of which can be shared with Ian, just a suggestion cool

13 Apr 2007

Dawnie
Is it any good for the skin?? lol

:P

13 Apr 2007

Quote by well_busty_babe
of course its romantic!
what else would you rather be than a living plate for your beloved!

No it flipping isn't :lol2:
I'd rather be taken for a meal or a night in a hotel having rampant sex thanks!

Quote by seasider
By the look of your avater it seems a perfectly normal request - think I would have chosen chocolate though :lol:

:lol2: Don't encourage him rolleyes

Quote by mattmoleman
I sometimes worry about you Ian. Shouldn't it be strawberry angle delight?

Noooooo :doh:

Quote by mattmoleman
Well I hope you're getting pampered Dawnie hun. Sounds like you need a very nice relaxing massage from Ian start off with the chest area and work downwards perhaps? Perhaps a nice bottle or three of the finest wine two of which can be shared with Ian, just a suggestion

Now thats more like it :giggle:

Quote by Sarah
Dawnie
Is it any good for the skin?? :lol:
:P

The way this is turning out I'll be able to tell you on Sunday rotflmao

13 Apr 2007

oooooh... i feel a poll question coming on.....
I am with matt..... I would have gone with the strawberry angel delight...... bolt

on the plus side..... i think i may go to the supermarket and get some now... haven't had any in ages!!

13 Apr 2007

aaaaw.. bless ya Dawnie! (but I couldn't help laughing tho! :grin: )
I often wonder.. do men get a little embarassed when their women is being all hot and horny and talking naughty words? I sometimes find with Jay if I'm being like that he can always find a joke in there somewhere instead of whisking me off my feet and taking me there and then! evil

I've been watching way to many romance DVD's :uhoh:

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Dawnie
.............His reply was "Can i cover your boobies with banana angel delight?".....

Ian This is a SHAMEFUL thing to say. You bad, bad, bad man.

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
What's Dawnie supposed to eat while you're gorging yourself on banana Angel Delight?
*thinks about it*
:doh: wink

:thumbup:

13 Apr 2007

The 'Romantic Gesture' has to be the flowers, the little wrapped pressie, the bottle of scent, the candlelit dinner ... leading to a slow sensual massage biggrin

The 'or not' means sweeping aside the crockery, lifting you up onto the table, tearing off your clothes and pouring the cream all over you ... and then licking it off :D

13 Apr 2007

Quote by easy
What's Dawnie supposed to eat while you're gorging yourself on banana Angel Delight?
*thinks about it*
:doh: :thumbup:

Not surprised you think the idea is ok :doh:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Philfuller
The 'Romantic Gesture' has to be the flowers, the little wrapped pressie, the bottle of scent, the candlelit dinner ... leading to a slow sensual massage
The 'or not' means sweeping aside the crockery, lifting you up onto the table, tearing off your clothes and pouring the cream all over you ... and then licking it off :D

Oh my word :twisted:

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Philfuller
The 'Romantic Gesture' has to be the flowers, the little wrapped pressie, the bottle of scent, the candlelit dinner ... leading to a slow sensual massage
The 'or not' means sweeping aside the crockery, lifting you up onto the table, tearing off your clothes and pouring the cream all over you ... and then licking it off :D

Now either of those ideas works so much better than Ians suggestions :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
I just need someone to replace Ian because he just doesn't have the hang of this romance thing :rascal:

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Dawnie
The 'Romantic Gesture' has to be the flowers, the little wrapped pressie, the bottle of scent, the candlelit dinner ... leading to a slow sensual massage
The 'or not' means sweeping aside the crockery, lifting you up onto the table, tearing off your clothes and pouring the cream all over you ... and then licking it off :D

Now either of those ideas works so much better than Ians suggestions :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
I just need someone to replace Ian because he just doesn't have the hang of this romance thing :rascal:You called! passionkiss

Will
PS Have I mentioned that I am currently working in the Midlands - just outside Coventry, to be exact! :rascal:

13 Apr 2007

Quote by willxx69
You called!
Will
PS Have I mentioned that I am currently working in the Midlands - just outside Coventry, to be exact! :rascal:

Well hello you kiss

Now if only I had the time to take you up on the offer you gave me about 3 years ago :rascal:

13 Apr 2007

What a liberty !! Everyone knows Banana isnt romantic , he should have asked for butterscotch rolleyes

13 Apr 2007

Romance?
it's all a matter of opinion.
So you'll be telling me next that the iron I bought Dawnie for Christmas wasn't a romantic gesture.
With a new iron, she can do the laundry quicker and so have more time for sex lol

Ian

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Ian
Romance?
it's all a matter of opinion.
So you'll be telling me next that the iron I bought Dawnie for Christmas wasn't a romantic gesture.
With a new iron, she can do the laundry quicker and so have more time for sex
Ian

Your romance knows no boundries

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

14 Apr 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
Romance?
it's all a matter of opinion.
So you'll be telling me next that the iron I bought Dawnie for Christmas wasn't a romantic gesture.
With a new iron, she can do the laundry quicker and so have more time for sex
Ian

Your romance knows no boundries

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You 2 need some serious spanking
:evil2:
Sara
bolt

14 Apr 2007

Quote by Ian
Romance?
it's all a matter of opinion.
So you'll be telling me next that the iron I bought Dawnie for Christmas wasn't a romantic gesture.
With a new iron, she can do the laundry quicker and so have more time for sex
Ian

Could have been worse, I know of a guy who bought his wife a dishwasher and wrapped up some dishwasher tablets in paper with a bow and made that her stocking filler! :shock: sheesh some men! :lol:

14 Apr 2007

Quote by jaymar
Romance?
it's all a matter of opinion.
So you'll be telling me next that the iron I bought Dawnie for Christmas wasn't a romantic gesture.
With a new iron, she can do the laundry quicker and so have more time for sex
Ian

Could have been worse, I know of a guy who bought his wife a dishwasher and wrapped up some dishwasher tablets in paper with a bow and made that her stocking filler! :shock: sheesh some men! :lol:
My first hubby beats that! He didn't even buy me the goods but put the cash in an envelop for me to go buy myself confused

14 Apr 2007

You lot think you have problems? :shock:
My "proposal" was this;
Waking up in bed on the 5th anniversary of the day we met, I was greeted with this jem
"If you're interested, the registry office costs £38(?) for a wedding"
I challenge anyone to beat that for an unromantic proposal.
PS.....Sympathy most welcome, its our wedding anniversary on monday confused

14 Apr 2007

Quote by winchwench
You lot think you have problems? :shock:
My "proposal" was this;
Waking up in bed on the 5th anniversary of the day we met, I was greeted with this jem
"If you're interested, the registry office costs £38(?) for a wedding"
I challenge anyone to beat that for an unromantic proposal.
PS.....Sympathy most welcome, its our wedding anniversary on monday

Oh yes, I can beat that!
We were buying our first house when my parents asked us if we were getting married. We hadn't given it much thought until my Dad said he would pay for a wedding and chuck in a honeymoon.
So Ian said "What about it then?"
For some stupid reason I said "Yeah OK" rolleyes

He still saying now he only married me for the free holiday!
We won't even mention the fact Ian only went out with me in the first place as a dare :eeek:

14 Apr 2007

Quote by jaymar
Romance?
it's all a matter of opinion.
So you'll be telling me next that the iron I bought Dawnie for Christmas wasn't a romantic gesture.
With a new iron, she can do the laundry quicker and so have more time for sex
Ian

Could have been worse, I know of a guy who bought his wife a dishwasher and wrapped up some dishwasher tablets in paper with a bow and made that her stocking filler! :shock: sheesh some men! :lol:
Ok then.... explain why it's ok for me to get a new socket set, or a cordless hammer drill for christmas, and I can't buy dawnie a new set of saucepans?
Thinking about it, I'm sure I learnt my skillful traits from my father. I can remember him buying my mother a teasmaid for christmas. Back then, electrical items didn't come with 13 amp plugs moulded onto the cables. So, her stocking filler was a 13 amp plug and a screwdriver :lol:
See ! It runs in the genes
ian

14 Apr 2007

Quote by sara_graham_midlands
You 2 need some serious spanking
:evil2:
Sara

Is spanking a type of cake?
biggrin

Ian

14 Apr 2007

Quote by Ian

You 2 need some serious spanking
:evil2:
Sara

Is spanking a type of cake?
biggrin

Ian
noo thats (sp)ancake lol
but....filled with strawberries n cream..makes good "afters"
:doh:

14 Apr 2007

Someone once serenaded me from outside the bedroom window after a couple of pints with a line from The Doors " im a spy in the house of love" :karaoke:
Its a shame the window was closed and I didnt know a thing about it until the neighbour told me :giggle:
Louise xx

14 Apr 2007

Quote by Dawnie
You lot think you have problems? :shock:
My "proposal" was this;
Waking up in bed on the 5th anniversary of the day we met, I was greeted with this jem
"If you're interested, the registry office costs £38(?) for a wedding"
I challenge anyone to beat that for an unromantic proposal.
PS.....Sympathy most welcome, its our wedding anniversary on monday

Oh yes, I can beat that!
We were buying our first house when my parents asked us if we were getting married. We hadn't given it much thought until my Dad said he would pay for a wedding and chuck in a honeymoon.
So Ian said "What about it then?"
For some stupid reason I said "Yeah OK" rolleyes

He still saying now he only married me for the free holiday!
We won't even mention the fact Ian only went out with me in the first place as a dare :eeek:
OK, as it's national day you win that one, by a short head! wink