if anyone listens to Wogan on radio 2 they will know that his listeners constantly try to trip up with non de plumes e.g
Major R. Soul
Drew Peacock
Seymour Totty
Anita Bush
Hugh Janus
Ivan Uff
Dick Standing
Fanny Eyres
....hundreds of e'm. Not all are rude:
I like the simple ones such as
Lee Pout
Nina Groyne
Alice Vergotten
Daley De Possit