I also forgot to mention the trillogy:
Lord of the Trollups
The Two Trollups
The Return of the Trollup
And of course they are going to make a prequal soon:
The Trollup: There and back again!
Let's not forget:
A Fistfull of Trollups!
For a Few Trollups More!
The Good the Bad and The Trollups!
Sorry Trollop, I been here a while, I have seen the mods at work, in all fairness people get a good pasting in open forums (as you have but you cant blame the mods, you jumped in with eyes open), but I have never found the moderators to be anything but reasonable, if you have a problem mail them and discuss it privately.
Throw it open forum, don't give any details, just dig at volunteers who are doing their best, and those of us who have seen the good work of the mods will be unimpressed. They have to take this all day, every day, you surprised they get a little jaded? Try being nice to them, even polite, sure you would get a lot further... free speech, hey this thread still here, what more do you want?