For those of you who haven’t met the divinely decadent one, she is 5’ 7†tall and is – or rather was – a size 10. In other words, tall slim and elegant. Now that the twin pregnancy has reached 30 weeks her shape is rather different :shock: I mean, the rest of her hasn't changed at all. If anything she has lost weight from the rest of her body. From the back you wouldn't even know she were pregnant. She is still tall and slim but with an astoundingly large bump in front of her. Sappho, bless her, just isn’t used to this.
For example, most of us when we want to pass through a narrow gap turn sideways on. Last week, we were walking through a pub car park on the way into Sunday lunch. I walked between two cars. Sappho followed me……
…..I heard a thud and a muffled cry from behind me. I turned to find that Sappho had turned sideways, forgetting that she was now bigger front to back than she is from side to side. Sadly, the wing mirror on one of the vehicles had to bear the brunt of the impact. I don’t think it will have been too expensive to fix!

Then I thought, bloody hell! What if she falls over? :shock: I mean her centre of gravity has changed entirely. How the bloody hell would we get her up again? The poor love could be rolling around for the whole of the remaining 10 weeks like an overturned beetle with her legs waving in the air. :shock:
I mean, how are we going to get a decent purchase and sufficient leverage to haul her up again?

All suggestions gratefully received. It would be particularly useful if the equipment were portable and could be collapsed down to go in the boot of the car.
For the sake of Shropshire's wing mirrors we need your help.
Thank you,
Will
PS I am so dead when she reads this!!
