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Was thinking about this the other day as I saw a woman driving with a fag in her mouth and I said to myself in my best Waynetta voice "I'm smoking a fag"
Varca's just reminded me to post it
Do you use sayings everyday from old TV programmes?
Ones I use all the time are:
Ooh ooh Mr Peasley (can't remember where from)
I'm smoking a fag (Waynetta from Harry Enfield)
Don't mention the war (Fawlty Towers)
Just the one (Mrs Wembley) (some weird TV prog with Dennis Waterman)
sure there are more but can't think know
pink x
I'm smoking a fag - Harry Enfield
ah will ya have a cuppa tea, Father .. go on, go on etc .. - Father ted
Where haven't I been? Woof! - Blackadder
probably loads more but can't think right now.
When explaining complicated spreadsheets to my colleague - "If you notice, Pitstop..." (Wacky Races)
Sorry Lawrence (off an advert for a game called Sorry)
"More tea, vicar" said in our house when anyone trumped - don't know what this was from.
fill in the blank-my arse!!!!!!!!! the royle family
want dat one smile little britain
loads more but memory gone blank so will be back biggrin
Quote by blueandpink
Ooh ooh Mr Peasley (can't remember where from)
pink x

that came from the hair bear bunch...........
whats my prize???
"ooooh suits you sir"... Harry Enfield and Chums! cool
Quote by DeeCee

Ooh ooh Mr Peasley (can't remember where from)
pink x

that came from the hair bear bunch...........
whats my prize???
:cheers: hump :giggle:
heres one i made earlier ......... blue peter
"I don't believe it!" (Victor Meldrew)
"What do you think of it so far? ....rubbish! (Eric Morecambe)
lol
I tend to say "No Shit Sherlock" occasionally but dammned if i can remember what proggy it comes from. There are loads of others, but as usual, when you really need em, they wont come to mind so i'll return to this thread later rolleyes
Quote by Sara_2006
heres one i made earlier ......... blue peter

oh yes...a variation on that Sara is "like so" when they were showing how to do things
I can't walk into a carpet shop without screaming....
Underlay Underlay Yeeehaaaaa
" OOHH I don't really knoooow"
from corrie I think, my mum always used to watch it I have no idea what her name is but can picture it now.
banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: oh bloody hell I got that in my head again now took me years to get it out. damn bugger and blast lol :banghead:
Quote by Ukwineman
" OOHH I don't really knoooow"
from corrie I think, my mum always used to watch it I have no idea what her name is but can picture it now.
banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: oh bloody hell I got that in my head again now took me years to get it out. damn bugger and blast lol :banghead:

You have no idea what your Mum's name is? :shock:
I want that one- LB
Margret...................................................................................................................................................................................
yes? LB
Hm, will have to put my thinking cap on.
Ding Dang Do - Max & Paddy
More tea vicar - Big Breakfast
Don't tell him Pike - Dad's Army
Go on, go on, go on etc. - Father Ted
The Bucket residence - Keeping up Appearances
Language Timothy - Sorry
What's a hot spot not - Strike it Lucky
You dirty old man - Steptoe & Son
We watch too much telly rolleyes
Quote by stockinglegs
The Bucket residence - Keeping up Appearances

i use thing but i say the tart residence, slut of the house speaking
"I'll get me coat" - Fast Show
"Ave it" - Peter Kay (Only during 5 a side)
"How very dare you?" - Catherine Tate
"Distinctly average" - X Factor
Quote by fabioplum
"I'll get me coat" - Fast Show
"Ave it" - Peter Kay (Only during 5 a side)
"How very dare you?" - Catherine Tate
"Distinctly average" - X Factor

also from the Fast Show:
"Today I will be wearing mostly....."
i quite often say
loverly jubberly...... only fools and horses
the fast show------ which was nice....
Today i ave been mostly eating
farrrrrrrrking liberty! - catherine tate show lol
It's only a flesh wound ( monty Python)
Look at mooeeeeee (me) ( Kath an Kim)
Dont Panic Mr Mannering ( I aint got a bloody clue lol )
Louise xx
Quote by sexkittenhfx
farrrrrrrrking liberty! - catherine tate show lol

I spoke like that before she came out with it :lol:
louise xx
Quote by louise_and_joe
It's only a flesh wound ( monty Python)
Look at mooeeeeee (me) ( Kath an Kim)
Dont Panic Mr Mannering ( I aint got a bloody clue lol )
Louise xx

oh yes I use that too - from It ain't half hot Mum
Quote by blueandpink
It's only a flesh wound ( monty Python)
Look at mooeeeeee (me) ( Kath an Kim)
Dont Panic Mr Mannering ( I aint got a bloody clue lol )
Louise xx

oh yes I use that too - from It ain't half hot Mum
Ahh, thats right :doh:
Thanks
louise xx
Quote by jaymar
"ooooh suits you sir"... Harry Enfield and Chums! cool

The Fast Show! 8-)
"WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS"....gran from Catherine Tate show!
Quote by louise_and_joe
It's only a flesh wound ( monty Python)
Look at mooeeeeee (me) ( Kath an Kim)
Dont Panic Mr Mannering ( I aint got a bloody clue lol )
Louise xx

oh yes I use that too - from It ain't half hot Mum
Ahh, thats right :doh:
Thanks
louise xx
shhh, pssst!...it's Dad's Army
*they don't like it up 'em!*
lp
"Hello-o-o ........" Lesley Phillips
"Ding dong" Lesley Phillips
"Seems like a nice boy" Larry Grayson
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"WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS"....gran from Catherine Tate show!

It's a fucking liberty!!!
Also, "considerably richer (but I replace it with bigger/faster/taller etc etc) than yooooowwwwwwww!" - which I believe was Harry Enfiled.
and "let's see what you could've won" - Bullseye, of course! Handy one for that chatroom too lol