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My bold brashness is just a front wink
Quote by Freckledbird
Steve, you're about as shy as I am! lol

:shock:
Quote by Steve
My bold brashness is just a front wink

:shock: :shock:
NWC coughs and spluters and decides a very strong drink is needed after reading that :shock:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Steve, you're about as shy as I am! lol

:shock:
Quote by Steve
My bold brashness is just a front wink

:shock: :shock:
NWC coughs and spluters and decides a very strong drink is needed after reading that :shock:
Why does no-one take me seriously :lol2:

Im sure it can be arranged but I thought you were shy?
I just knew you were telling porky pies :P
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Why does no-one take me :lol2:

Im sure it can be arranged but I thought you were shy?
I just knew you were telling porky pies :P
I probably need bringing out of my shell....
Any volunteers ;-)
*I saw what you did to my original post when you quoted it but I kinds like it* :rascal:
Well I tried giving myself a blowjob once and could only get the head of my cock in my mouth.
here ya go (hope it works)
dont look if delicate and easily offended or shocked (that'll be most of us then wink lol)
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I'd love to see a man give himself a BJ lol Never seen it done before

Ron Jeremy used to do it cool
Quote by Whipsnspurs
seven_up wrote 'Ron Jeremy used to do it'
who's he then?

A porn star. He can count down from ten and cum to order. Wow. Ugly git too, so I suppose he has to be good at something. lol
LOL Frex, you took the words right out of my mouth!!.......I put Ron Jeremy in the same box with Peter Stringfellow, Michael Winner and Hugh Heffner!!
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LOL Frex, you took the words right out of my mouth!!.......I put Ron Jeremy in the same box with Peter Stringfellow, Michael Winner and Hugh Heffner!!

Ewwwww you just reminded me of a really nasty image - Peter Stringfellow in a thong :scared:
Quote by Whipsnspurs
seven_up wrote 'Ron Jeremy used to do it'
who's he then?

the quote button is in the top right hand corner Whipsnspurs biggrin
ron jeremy is a legendary porn star...he can cum on demand i believe? never saw his suck himself off tho...would have thouhgt his belly got in the way lol
i think it looks a bit wierd and uncomfortable but not gay. id rather be doing it to be honest :P
Quote by Freckledbird
seven_up wrote 'Ron Jeremy used to do it'
who's he then?

A porn star. He can count down from ten and cum to order. Wow. Ugly git too, so I suppose he has to be good at something. lol
oops, i missed your post freckledbird...totally agree tho...not my idea of a porn star at all :lol:
Quote by Freckledbird
LOL Frex, you took the words right out of my mouth!!.......I put Ron Jeremy in the same box with Peter Stringfellow, Michael Winner and Hugh Heffner!!

Ewwwww you just reminded me of a really nasty image - Peter Stringfellow in a thong :scared:
bad bad frex smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Quote by Bonedigger
LOL Frex, you took the words right out of my mouth!!.......I put Ron Jeremy in the same box with Peter Stringfellow, Michael Winner and Hugh Heffner!!

Ewwwww you just reminded me of a really nasty image - Peter Stringfellow in a thong :scared:
bad bad frex smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
lol serves you right - you made me think about it!
especially for you frex and you whips (or is it spurs?? dunno
enjoy with my love :inlove:
That's just nasty, Mrs. B. Cruel and merciless, you are :cry:
lol
gerraway with ya woman....at least it wasnt a front view lol :lol: :lol:
and you knows I only does it cos I luvs ya biggrin
Quote by Bonedigger
gerraway with ya woman....at least it wasnt a front view lol :lol: :lol:
and you knows I only does it cos I luvs ya biggrin

Ewwwwww ewwwwwwww ewwwwwwwww at the thought of a front view! :insertpukescopiouslyemote:
You're being horrid to me - gonna tell, so ner! :lol:
Frex, sleep well and please.....dont have nightmares rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
FB puts hands over her face and refuses to look at the horrid images being presented :giggle:
they will infiltrate your every waking and sleeping moment muahahahahahaha!! **twirls villainous moustache **