SEX ---- DO YOU GET ENOUGH

1 May 2005

Quote by BrightonGeezer
or can you ever have enough?

Does wanking count? If so yes, if not then not for a long time.
At what age are you supposed to grow out of wanking? I reckon I've got hairier palms that a Yeti wink

K I N K Y L I Z A R D

1 May 2005

Quote by Kinky Lizard
or can you ever have enough?

Does wanking count? If so yes, if not then not for a long time.
At what age are you supposed to grow out of wanking? I reckon I've got hairier palms that a Yeti wink

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I sincerely hope that there is no upper age limit on wanking. I would like to think that I will still be pulling me pud right till the end of my days!

1 May 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
mixture of a late night, PMT and an upside down house

Bastards...when did they do this to you misschief and have you reported it? As teenagers I will admit that we used to lug old Mr Robbins Reliant Robbin round sideways on his drive for a giggle but we never turned anyones house upside down, thats way over the top.
I guess it's got some advantages like making the light bulbs more accesible and easy to change and painting the ceiling can be done without having emulsion drip down your arm, but having to go downstairs to bed is probably gonna throw you and trying to take a bath is gonna make one hell of a mess.
You can try to live with it, but it's just gonna make life miserable so get someone in to right it as soon as you can, install some good security cameras and lets hope they don't come back.
P.S. Don't forget to put the cheese on the other side of your toast when you do your tea cos the gril will now be pointing up.[

1 May 2005

Quote by sexymale21
SEX ---- DO YOU GET ENOUGH?

NO

Quote by sexymale21
or can you ever have enough?

Will let you know when answer 1 changes lol

2 May 2005

Quote by davej
and trying to take a bath is gonna make one hell of a mess.

Utter Bollox!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Just stand under the bath, switch the tap on and hey presto - Instant Shower!! confused

:?

:lol: :lol:
Did I ever tell you about the time I broke the record for taking a shower............. :? :? :?

2 May 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
and trying to take a bath is gonna make one hell of a mess.

Utter Bollox!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Just stand under the bath, switch the tap on and hey presto - Instant Shower!! confused

:?

:lol: :lol:
Did I ever tell you about the time I broke the record for taking a shower............. :? :? :?
she's still gotta pull the plug out at sometime...........sheesh some people

2 May 2005

Sex??? What the hell's sex? I can barely remember mad

:x
We used to have one hell of a sex life and this continued even in the first few months of pregnancy, but now? Well frankly, it's not really possible :sad:
Sappho (God bless her kiss

) has suggested several times that I ask the ladies of the Forum to help me out, but that doesn't really seem fair. After all, she has all the pain and discomfort (with a lot more of the former to come methinks :shock smile

so it seems to me that the least I can do is put up with a few months of enforced abstinence. Mind you it's bloody difficult. I have a permanent ache in my left forearm and think I may be in danger of spraining my wrist :shock: . I may yet have to follow Sappho's advice and appeal for help. Interested parties are welcome to send me a PM - just in case! wink

Will
VERY frustrated :x . Actually, so is Sappho :therethere:. Can't wait to get back to normal! :twisted: :twisted: