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Here's one from last year lol
Scorpio Men.A lustful, sexy, amimal. Enjoy's biting, sucking and is master of....oral sex. Inflicting pain turns him on so he may pinch at nipples or the inside of thighs. Likes it in the water, but his kink is that he prefers wood tables and hard floors to satin and silk. His erogenous zone is his genitalia.
Hey this isn't bad even MrsFC agrees Want to know your's?
Yes please Mrfc, Libra female (bi if they give a choice ;) )
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Here's one from last year lol
Scorpio Men.A lustful, sexy, amimal. Enjoy's biting, sucking and is master of....oral sex. Inflicting pain turns him on so he may pinch at nipples or the inside of thighs. Likes it in the water, but his kink is that he prefers wood tables and hard floors to satin and silk. His erogenous zone is his genitalia.
Hey this isn't bad even MrsFC agrees Want to know your's?

Hey I'm a Libra remember. *Swoon* you're the next best thing to a Leo for us :P :P :P :P
Can I share him Mrs FC?
PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSE!!!!!!!
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Here's one from last year lol
Scorpio Men.A lustful, sexy, amimal. Enjoy's biting, sucking and is master of....oral sex. Inflicting pain turns him on so he may pinch at nipples or the inside of thighs. Likes it in the water, but his kink is that he prefers wood tables and hard floors to satin and silk. His erogenous zone is his genitalia.
Hey this isn't bad even MrsFC agrees Want to know your's?

Hey I'm a Libra remember. *Swoon* you're the next best thing to a Leo for us :P :P :P :P
Can I share him Mrs FC?
Sooooooo you want my stud heh >>>
This happen's to be MrsFc's star sign.
Libra Women, Drama is the keyword- you set the stage for sex. Intensely feminine and an instinctive exhibitionist. You feel your body wes made to be admired.
Feel that seduction is an art not an assault. When approached the right way, you find it easy to say yes to almost anything. unusual control of vaginal muscles. Best sex mates:
Aries,Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Saggitarius and Aquarius. Like any position where your backside is exposed.
Saggitarious Female here biggrin
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This happen's to be MrsFc's star sign.
Libra Women, Drama is the keyword- you set the stage for sex. Intensely feminine and an instinctive exhibitionist. You feel your body wes made to be admired.
Feel that seduction is an art not an assault. When approached the right way, you find it easy to say yes to almost anything. unusual control of vaginal muscles. Best sex mates:
Aries,Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Saggitarius and Aquarius. Like any position where your backside is exposed.

There we go so I'd be perfect for the both of you :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Am Aquarian. Am an over testosteroned female.
If astrologers are so clever, why is it they can tell you your personality from your star sign but they can't do it the other way round?
Just wondering. smile
Quote by Ice Pie
If astrologers are so clever, why is it they can tell you your personality from your star sign but they can't do it the other way round?
Just wondering. smile

Some can.
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This happen's to be MrsFc's star sign.
Libra Women, Drama is the keyword- you set the stage for sex. Intensely feminine and an instinctive exhibitionist. You feel your body wes made to be admired.
Feel that seduction is an art not an assault. When approached the right way, you find it easy to say yes to almost anything. unusual control of vaginal muscles. Best sex mates:
Aries,Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Saggitarius and Aquarius. Like any position where your backside is exposed.

There we go so I'd be perfect for the both of you :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
So you'll enjoy this then!!??
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Quote by Ice Pie
If astrologers are so clever, why is it they can tell you your personality from your star sign but they can't do it the other way round?
Just wondering. smile

Actually we all have earth names and spiritual names too. But if you're not coming from the understanding as us more earthy people, perhaps you wont get it, this time round.
Each for their own though. But you WILL learn biggrin
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If astrologers are so clever, why is it they can tell you your personality from your star sign but they can't do it the other way round?
Just wondering. smile

Actually we all have earth names and spiritual names too. But if you're not coming from the understanding as us more earthy people, perhaps you wont get it, this time round.
Each for their own though. But you WILL learn biggrin
I wasn't talking about earthy spirits and whatever that was you said. At least, I don't think I was. I wanted to know if any astrologer can tell me what my star sign is by analysing my personality. I mean, I hate to state the obvious, but it's not difficult for me to say "Ah, yes, I see from your horoscope that you are artistic in your own way, and you really like sex, and you are loyal to your friends and blah blah blah" because they are perfectly ordinary human traits that everyone possesses to some degree regardless of when they were born. So, I might be tempted to take the whole thing a bit more seriously if someone could demonstrate the value of the theory by working it in reverse and telling me the time and place of my birth by asking about my character traits. After all, if A = B, then surely B = A. Shouldn't be too difficult. dunno
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If astrologers are so clever, why is it they can tell you your personality from your star sign but they can't do it the other way round?
Just wondering. smile

Some can.
One in twelve perhaps? ;)
Quote by Ice Pie
If astrologers are so clever, why is it they can tell you your personality from your star sign but they can't do it the other way round?
Just wondering. smile

Actually we all have earth names and spiritual names too. But if you're not coming from the understanding as us more earthy people, perhaps you wont get it, this time round.
Each for their own though. But you WILL learn biggrin
I wasn't talking about earthy spirits and whatever that was you said. At least, I don't think I was. I wanted to know if any astrologer can tell me what my star sign is by analysing my personality. I mean, I hate to state the obvious, but it's not difficult for me to say "Ah, yes, I see from your horoscope that you are artistic in your own way, and you really like sex, and you are loyal to your friends and blah blah blah" because they are perfectly ordinary human traits that everyone possesses to some degree regardless of when they were born. So, I might be tempted to take the whole thing a bit more seriously if someone could demonstrate the value of the theory by working it in reverse and telling me the time and place of my birth by asking about my character traits. After all, if A = B, then surely B = A. Shouldn't be too difficult. dunno
And as I said, some can do this. In fact, anyone with a slightly more than vague comprehension can.
Quote by Vix
If astrologers are so clever, why is it they can tell you your personality from your star sign but they can't do it the other way round?
Just wondering. smile

Actually we all have earth names and spiritual names too. But if you're not coming from the understanding as us more earthy people, perhaps you wont get it, this time round.
Each for their own though. But you WILL learn biggrin
I wasn't talking about earthy spirits and whatever that was you said. At least, I don't think I was. I wanted to know if any astrologer can tell me what my star sign is by analysing my personality. I mean, I hate to state the obvious, but it's not difficult for me to say "Ah, yes, I see from your horoscope that you are artistic in your own way, and you really like sex, and you are loyal to your friends and blah blah blah" because they are perfectly ordinary human traits that everyone possesses to some degree regardless of when they were born. So, I might be tempted to take the whole thing a bit more seriously if someone could demonstrate the value of the theory by working it in reverse and telling me the time and place of my birth by asking about my character traits. After all, if A = B, then surely B = A. Shouldn't be too difficult. dunno
And as I said, some can do this. In fact, anyone with a slightly more than vague comprehension can.
Fair enough. Open challenge to any believer. Tell me my star sign.
One guess each - announcing "See, I knew it!" on the twelfth guess doesn't count. :)
Quote by Ice Pie
If astrologers are so clever, why is it they can tell you your personality from your star sign but they can't do it the other way round?
Just wondering. smile

Actually we all have earth names and spiritual names too. But if you're not coming from the understanding as us more earthy people, perhaps you wont get it, this time round.
Each for their own though. But you WILL learn biggrin
I wasn't talking about earthy spirits and whatever that was you said. At least, I don't think I was. I wanted to know if any astrologer can tell me what my star sign is by analysing my personality. I mean, I hate to state the obvious, but it's not difficult for me to say "Ah, yes, I see from your horoscope that you are artistic in your own way, and you really like sex, and you are loyal to your friends and blah blah blah" because they are perfectly ordinary human traits that everyone possesses to some degree regardless of when they were born. So, I might be tempted to take the whole thing a bit more seriously if someone could demonstrate the value of the theory by working it in reverse and telling me the time and place of my birth by asking about my character traits. After all, if A = B, then surely B = A. Shouldn't be too difficult. dunno
And as I said, some can do this. In fact, anyone with a slightly more than vague comprehension can.
Fair enough. Open challenge to any believer. Tell me my star sign.
One guess each - announcing "See, I knew it!" on the twelfth guess doesn't count. :)
The people I know that can do this, would want to at least hear your voice, if not actually spend some 1-2-1 time with you.
Quote by Ice Pie
If astrologers are so clever, why is it they can tell you your personality from your star sign but they can't do it the other way round?
Just wondering. smile

Actually we all have earth names and spiritual names too. But if you're not coming from the understanding as us more earthy people, perhaps you wont get it, this time round.
Each for their own though. But you WILL learn biggrin
I wasn't talking about earthy spirits and whatever that was you said. At least, I don't think I was. I wanted to know if any astrologer can tell me what my star sign is by analysing my personality. I mean, I hate to state the obvious, but it's not difficult for me to say "Ah, yes, I see from your horoscope that you are artistic in your own way, and you really like sex, and you are loyal to your friends and blah blah blah" because they are perfectly ordinary human traits that everyone possesses to some degree regardless of when they were born. So, I might be tempted to take the whole thing a bit more seriously if someone could demonstrate the value of the theory by working it in reverse and telling me the time and place of my birth by asking about my character traits. After all, if A = B, then surely B = A. Shouldn't be too difficult. dunno
And as I said, some can do this. In fact, anyone with a slightly more than vague comprehension can.
Fair enough. Open challenge to any believer. Tell me my star sign.
One guess each - announcing "See, I knew it!" on the twelfth guess doesn't count. :)
Ok. You asked for it here goes.
You're a short man
Now tell me I'm wrong.
Quote by Ice Pie
If astrologers are so clever, why is it they can tell you your personality from your star sign but they can't do it the other way round?
Just wondering. smile

Actually we all have earth names and spiritual names too. But if you're not coming from the understanding as us more earthy people, perhaps you wont get it, this time round.
Each for their own though. But you WILL learn biggrin
I wasn't talking about earthy spirits and whatever that was you said. At least, I don't think I was. I wanted to know if any astrologer can tell me what my star sign is by analysing my personality. I mean, I hate to state the obvious, but it's not difficult for me to say "Ah, yes, I see from your horoscope that you are artistic in your own way, and you really like sex, and you are loyal to your friends and blah blah blah" because they are perfectly ordinary human traits that everyone possesses to some degree regardless of when they were born. So, I might be tempted to take the whole thing a bit more seriously if someone could demonstrate the value of the theory by working it in reverse and telling me the time and place of my birth by asking about my character traits. After all, if A = B, then surely B = A. Shouldn't be too difficult. dunno
Quote by Ice Pie
Fair enough. Open challenge to any believer. Tell me my star sign.

Leo, obviously. rolleyes
~Reese! surprised
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The people I know that can do this, would want to at least hear your voice, if not actually spend some 1-2-1 time with you.

Why?
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[Leo, obviously. rolleyes
~Reese! surprised

Next!
Quote by Ice Pie
The people I know that can do this, would want to at least hear your voice, if not actually spend some 1-2-1 time with you.

Why?
Because you're such a nice bloke!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Ice Pie
The people I know that can do this, would want to at least hear your voice, if not actually spend some 1-2-1 time with you.

Why?
Because they're masochistic? Or maybe because they would want to know your personality before making a decision, as requested.
Sagittarius women:
You like the outdoors - freaking out if you are in a tent, camper, or on the beach. You enjoy sex, but you don't like to prolong the preliminaries and want to start the main show as soon as possible. Like to tease your partner to the point of losing control. You don't ~ mind if your man comes too quickly - you are a generous and accepting lover. Best sex mates: Leo, Libra, and Sagittarius. Your sexual wardrobe will consist of accessories - gloves and shoes
Quote by Ice Pie
The people I know that can do this, would want to at least hear your voice, if not actually spend some 1-2-1 time with you.

Why?
Because it's much easier to obtain reliable psiometric data from a dynamic source rather than a bunch of static characters typed in a forum as a representation of what lies within the individual in question.
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Leo, obviously. rolleyes
~Reese! surprised

Next!
Really, now?
~Reese! :o
Quote by Vix
The people I know that can do this, would want to at least hear your voice, if not actually spend some 1-2-1 time with you.

Why?
Because they're masochistic? Or maybe because they would want to know your personality before making a decision, as requested.
Granted they will need to ask questions, but why should that necessarily involve personal contact? I mean, they wouldn't insist on personal contact if I told them my birthday would they? They'd just tell me whatever on the basis of information received.
Aquarius women:
A slow starter, you idealise love and encompass it with tenderness. Once aroused though, anything goes! Extremely imaginative and likes trying new things. There is nothing in any sex manual that you won't try. Belief that anything that increases the pleasure for your partner is worthwhile. Best mates: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, and Leo. Favourite sex position: standing up, and in water.
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This happen's to be MrsFc's star sign.
Libra Women, Drama is the keyword- you set the stage for sex. Intensely feminine and an instinctive exhibitionist. You feel your body wes made to be admired.
Feel that seduction is an art not an assault. When approached the right way, you find it easy to say yes to almost anything. unusual control of vaginal muscles. Best sex mates:
Aries,Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Saggitarius and Aquarius. Like any position where your backside is exposed.

There we go so I'd be perfect for the both of you :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
So you'll enjoy this then!!??
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Ooops...how did I miss that.
Well as long as you'rE taking me from behind and smacking my ass with at least some bit of effort, then YES lol biggrin :D :D :D
Quote by MrFC
Here's one from last year lol
Scorpio Men.A lustful, sexy, amimal. Enjoy's biting, sucking and is master of....oral sex. Inflicting pain turns him on so he may pinch at nipples or the inside of thighs. Likes it in the water, but his kink is that he prefers wood tables and hard floors to satin and silk. His erogenous zone is his genitalia.
Hey this isn't bad even MrsFC agrees Want to know your's?

Ooooh....my....god.....sounds exactly like the scorpio man I pulled just before Xmas :shock:
Grrrrrr.......lemme at him......:mrgreen: