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naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
Quote by PoloLady
Will you sell pina colada flavour Dickalicious?
Mine has oozed out in the bottome of my condom bag mad

PL, we have ALL kinds of flavours, next time you are in you can try a few ....... as a special customer
lovejoy68
Orgasminator
Quote by naked-cleaner
cant say i have but i love marmite biggrin :D

Have you tried the Treacle ones ???
to be honest ive never had any of them in my mouth & the thought of rubber dont do much for me but im starving & pete talking about banquet made me think of marmite confused
bread is in toaster marmite & tahini is ready to plaster on it :D
ninja
Warming the Bed
Quote by naked-cleaner
If I was the owner of a Sex Shop, what single item would you want to buy from me ?

Errr............................................Sex?????
must sell that or you'll be done under trades description act
rolleyes bolt
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by lovejoy68
cant say i have but i love marmite biggrin :D

Have you tried the Treacle ones ???
to be honest ive never had any of them in my mouth & the thought of rubber dont do much for me but im starving & pete talking about banquet made me think of marmite confused
bread is in toaster marmite & tahini is ready to plaster on it :D
Takeaways going in the bar tonite :twisted:
piercedJon
Orgasminator
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
the deeds lol

It would cost you loads thoughlook if you a naked cleaner you must be skint having no cloths so i will catch you the week after you spent your giro :lol:
Because I am always naked, i have no need to spend money on clothes, therefore i have saved LOADS over the years, so ..... not skint, but loadedso you put ya money in a bum bag :lol:
Unknown User
Put em to work.......... :P
naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
so people are only interested in buying condoms?
Unknown User
Quote by naked-cleaner
so people are only interested in buying condoms?

No - I told you I get mine free smile
naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
Quote by PoloLady
so people are only interested in buying condoms?

No - I told you I get mine free smile
is there nothing in my Sex Shop that interests you?
Apart from me, of course
Serendipity
Sex God
Quote by naked-cleaner
If I was the owner of a Sex Shop, what single item would you want to buy from me ?

Sex toy cleaner of course! lol
Quote by lovejoy68
well we have the condoms sorted-ish nobody has mentioned the marmite flavoured ones wink biggrin

Shame on you LJ!! smackbottom !
naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
Quote by Serendipity
If I was the owner of a Sex Shop, what single item would you want to buy from me ?

Sex toy cleaner of course! lol
They are on special offer this week :lol:
hotrod39
Warming the Bed
Quote by Serendipity
If I was the owner of a Sex Shop, what single item would you want to buy from me ?

Sex toy cleaner of course! lol
From what the SH ladies say, it had better be industrial strength... unless they're all mouth and trousers...
...sorry, that should read, 'all mouth and knickers'... smile
naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
Quote by hotrod39
If I was the owner of a Sex Shop, what single item would you want to buy from me ?

Sex toy cleaner of course! lol
From what the SH ladies say, it had better be industrial strength... unless they're all mouth and trousers...
...sorry, that should read, 'all mouth and knickers'... smile
We have all cleaners for ALL types of sex toy lol
super_nova
Sexlightened
Quote by hotrod39
If I was the owner of a Sex Shop, what single item would you want to buy from me ?

Sex toy cleaner of course! lol
From what the SH ladies say, it had better be industrial strength... unless they're all mouth and trousers...
...sorry, that should read, 'all mouth and knickers'... smile
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: rotflmao
exibit
Warming the Bed
Well i am the owner of an online sex shop, and i sell condoms too, take a look. spend enough then i may through in a freebie.
SmokingMuff
Sexlightened
A gallon of lube :sticky:
For the moments when you have had a lot of pleasure, and feeling just a bit dry evil
markz
Sex God
Quote by exibit
Well i am the owner of an online sex shop, and i sell condoms too, take a look. spend enough then i may through in a freebie.

you look more like a second hand car dealer biggrin
Pete_sw
Sex God
Can we have one of those really really lifelike, fully anamatronic sex dolls please? redface
MandH
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
I will have you know in the last bag-full I swiped I have:
Flavours... Vanilla, banana, chocolate, blueberry, strawberry.
Shapes... ribbed, sensations (nobbly)
Styles... extra safe, performa, tingle, ultra light, natural, pleasure max
Makes... Durex, Mates, pasante.

Oi who are you calling a pasante?!!! I may be common but I ain't no pasante wink
M
naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
Quote by Pete_sw
Can we have one of those really really lifelike, fully anamatronic sex dolls please? redface

Hey Pete, we got loads in stock
You only want ONE ????
newbicurious
Forum Virgin
sounds very american but try its a sex shop for Christians, not sure if the Archbishop of Canterbury shops there but who knows!!
exibit
Warming the Bed
Notice Mark Z doesnt have any pics, at least im open enough to show my face, think mabeye youve had lots of dealings with cheap second hand car dealers.
exibit
Warming the Bed
Notice Mark Z doesnt have any pics, at least im open enough to show my face, think mabeye youve had lots of dealings with cheap second hand car dealers.
Serendipity
Sex God
Quote by MandH
I will have you know in the last bag-full I swiped I have:
Flavours... Vanilla, banana, chocolate, blueberry, strawberry.
Shapes... ribbed, sensations (nobbly)
Styles... extra safe, performa, tingle, ultra light, natural, pleasure max
Makes... Durex, Mates, pasante.

Oi who are you calling a pasante?!!! I may be common but I ain't no pasante wink
M
:giggle:
Thanks M&H, just had my first giggle of the day!!
masquerade
Warming the Bed
I never could resist a shopping spree. I'd like a double ended dildo, in a really funky colour and around 18" long - oh, and it's got to be one of those flexible ones. What do you have in stock?
Unknown User
I would like a leather outfit.. Do you have extra large? wink
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by naked-cleaner
Can we have one of those really really lifelike, fully anamatronic sex dolls please? redface

Hey Pete, we got loads in stock
You only want ONE ????
at the price of the ones we are thinking of, we'd be lucky to afford one rotflmao
Unknown User
Quote by Pete_sw
Can we have one of those really really lifelike, fully anamatronic sex dolls please? redface

Hey Pete, we got loads in stock
You only want ONE ????
at the price of the ones we are thinking of, we'd be lucky to afford one rotflmao
At that price you might as well marry a real one... Hmmmm, maybe not :gagged:
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Can we have one of those really really lifelike, fully anamatronic sex dolls please? redface

Hey Pete, we got loads in stock
You only want ONE ????
at the price of the ones we are thinking of, we'd be lucky to afford one rotflmao
At that price you might as well marry a real one... Hmmmm, maybe not :gagged:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: