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howay lads n lassses what you girls do if ya woke up tomorrow with a cock ,and the same to the lads if ya woke up with a fanny just for 1 day,
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Sex God
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difficult question!
put my hand in my pockets and see what its like not having something to play with!
JGL
You just gotta reach a little further
Sex God
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howay lads n lassses what you girls do if ya woke up tomorrow with a cock ,and the same to the lads if ya woke up with a fanny just for 1 day,
Not a lot. Knowing my luck it'd be that time of the month.
Sex God
Flaunt it of course!!
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Sex God
I wouldnt talk to any of you and I would stay in bed eating chocolate , it would be my time of the month !!
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Warming the Bed
Quote by northeastcoupleuk:mrgreen: lookin the mirror and see if it was the same old cunt lookin back !!
howay lads n lassses what you girls do if ya woke up tomorrow with a cock ,and the same to the lads if ya woke up with a fanny just for 1 day,
Oh how wonderful :bounce: I would play with it 
pet it :D scratch it :D love it :D show it to anyone that looks in my direction :D dress it up in a little suit and hat 
take it for a walk :D buy it some sweets :D give it a special pet name :D
And above all play squishies with it when it was soft :happy:
pet it :D scratch it :D love it :D show it to anyone that looks in my direction :D dress it up in a little suit and hat take it for a walk :D buy it some sweets :D give it a special pet name :D And above all play squishies with it when it was soft :happy:
Sex God
Now thats what I call a close business relationship Mellow ! I hope the directors pension fund is up to date .
Sex God
missy? :shock:
play squishes? what's that then? summat i dunno?
i'd love to have girlie bits for a day! just a day mind. just to do juvenile things with blunt implements and things you understand! and showers. and mixer taps! :shock: you can just do so much more with 'em! oh and willies!
n x x x ;)
play squishes? what's that then? summat i dunno?
i'd love to have girlie bits for a day! just a day mind. just to do juvenile things with blunt implements and things you understand! and showers. and mixer taps! :shock: you can just do so much more with 'em! oh and willies!
n x x x ;)
Sex God
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play squishes? what's that then?
Just love em when they go soft, all 'squishy' and I can't leave em alone :happy:
But you can't do it for long before they unsquish
I've told you... Bromide!
Oh yes, and the flick
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Now thats what I call a close business relationship Mellow ! I hope the directors pension fund is up to date .
pmsl. if it was my business partner, that would make things REALLY interesting!! maybe what i'd do with having an ample apendage for a day, would be to see how far up a wall i could pee.... go and "pop" a nymphettes cherry and fondle my new friend on the sofa, all the way through my parent in laws sunday lunch....well, thats what they are for isn't it??
Quote by Ice Pie
play squishes? what's that then?
Just love em when they go soft, all 'squishy' and I can't leave em alone :happy:
But you can't do it for long before they unsquish
I've told you... Bromide!
Oh yes, and the flick
Aww, but then you feel bad and have to kiss and make better. Hey...some of us can do that!
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
play squishes? what's that then?
Just love em when they go soft, all 'squishy' and I can't leave em alone :happy:
But you can't do it for long before they unsquish
awwwww missy!
next NW you can play squishies all you bluddy like. and i'll drink tons of stella just to make sure it stays squishy too! well, actually, that won't work but you can have a good try for a little while! ;)
n x x x x :P
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next NW you can play squishies all you bluddy like. and i'll drink tons of stella just to make sure it stays squishy too! well, actually, that won't work but you can have a good try for a little while! ;)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:How sweet is that, offering to get blind drunk just for my benefit
So come on, spill the beans, who were you getting drunk for the last couple of munches then eh? :lol2:
Orgasminator
If I woke up with a pussy instread of a cock, I'd go to Australia and find my ex wife who no doubt would have a penis.
I'd let her make love to me, whilst verbally making out a list of shopping that needed doing, and making comments like "the ceiling needs painting."
In other words, give her a bit of her own medicine.
Harry0
Cassanova and Drunk of this Parish.
I'd let her make love to me, whilst verbally making out a list of shopping that needed doing, and making comments like "the ceiling needs painting."
In other words, give her a bit of her own medicine.
Harry0
Cassanova and Drunk of this Parish.
Sex God
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
howay lads n lassses what you girls do if ya woke up tomorrow with a cock ,and the same to the lads if ya woke up with a fanny just for 1 day,
It would be the answer to almost all of my problems. I hope it happens one day. I would keep it for more than 24 hours though.
