Shaven Balls

30 May 2005

So maybe a Californian would be better, no need for any gel or gel substitutes at all then?

30 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Oh god, he's been gone for ages - do you think he's OK? He might be having an allergic reaction to the nut oil as we speak - his balls could be swollen to the size of footballs :shock:

They were that size already wink

Not actually done the deed as of yet...got distracted by something else, thanks for your concern though! Getting cold feet about the whole 'Nutella experience', any other ideas for lubrication?

30 May 2005

Maybe you could use some natural lubrication?
:wanker: like that?

30 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Maybe you could use some natural lubrication?
:wanker: like that?

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

30 May 2005

I don't use any kind of balm at all afterwards, but then I use an epilator which plucks the hairs out. :grin:
The other day when I wasn't concentrating it gobbled up a big chunk of loose skin around my bollocks and jammed the machine. It was a bit like extricating jammed paper from a photocopier when I extracted myself redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
Trouble was, I didn't just do it the once but..........................
twice! :shock: :shock:
I use it all over now (except on my head), well, almost because KcKat, the bugger, pins me down by her knee on my neck and uses it on and in my ears! I've managed to resist all her attempts to do my nose hairs, so far :scared: :scared:
Sorry, what did you say?
smile

:) :huh:

30 May 2005

Quote by lee jones
Oh god, he's been gone for ages - do you think he's OK? He might be having an allergic reaction to the nut oil as we speak - his balls could be swollen to the size of footballs :shock:

They were that size already wink

Not actually done the deed as of yet...got distracted by something else, thanks for your concern though! Getting cold feet about the whole 'Nutella experience', any other ideas for lubrication?
As I recall, nutella has hazel nuts in it, so this may compensate for the loss of cocoa oils during processing. That said, I wouldn't like to have to explain the stains it would cause in the undercrackers department! confused

Also, have you thought about the long term colouring effects - the penis and scrote are often a slightly darker colour anyway (for caucasian males) but, with prolonged use, you might well end up being able to answer the adds that ask for cock of a duskier variety...
The point about keeping the dog in the kitchen is well made. But consider too the implications of a string of drooling mutts nose in crotch as you perambulate the local high ways and biways - tempted by the niff of chocolate covered nuts.
BTW, this thread is beginning to sound like an ad for ferrero rocher..
"with these bollox you are really spoiling us..."
lol

Al

31 May 2005

to davej
i said a bic not a biro
what a silly chappy only kidding
hugs
varna xxxx this is my 1st name im english just with a german name xxxx

31 May 2005

What happens if you use Veet or Immac as it was once known?
I wouldn't recommend putting Marmite on, unless your missus loves it lol

And definately not peanut butter confused

Might work, but why stop there? Why not add some raisins, raspberries, banana slices, apple slices and have a fruit salad?

31 May 2005

normally soak in the bath until soft and shave carefully !!!
good point would immac work on the male sac ?

31 May 2005

Quote by lucylocket
to davej
i said a bic not a biro
what a silly chappy only kidding
hugs
varna xxxx this is my 1st name im english just with a german name xxxx

Yep read you right the first time Varna. As far as I'm aware, a Bic is a biro. 20 million of em sold each day of the year throughout the world and all of em except for yours, are exclusively used for writing.
I've taken the liberty of emailing Bic on your behalf to ask em if their pens can be used for hair removal and a spokesperson got back to me and said that if you rub the pointy bit of the lids sides, on your back door step, then you might just get an edge on it (bit like we did with lolly sticks as kids, hours of fun sharpening lolly sticks on kerbstones yer know), but in their opinion you might just as well dig up a bit of flint from yer garden and slash away with that for all the good it would do.

31 May 2005

I tried Immac to save some time, as usually do as you do SXBOY and just soak in the bath...
Immac kind of works if you can put up with a little irritation and a possible repeated application after your first use... It does state that it doesnt work on certain hair or something?? on the back of the can... but hey it was worth a go, I thought.. The first application got most of the hair off the second application pretty much did the rest...
Though for me you cant beat the bath soak and razor, must admit, I have nipt'd myself a couple of times, though thankfully nothing major. sad

..... Not like when I shave my head and catch a spot... Then it snag's in the razor and your skin just peels like a potato....Nasty :eeek:

31 May 2005

Shaving your sack is very easy - shower, mach 3 and some conditioner or shower gel, and off you go - I find it much easier and less cut/rash prone than shaving my face!