Have you been contacted by someone who says something along the lines of....
Hi I am Blarbert, aged 39 from Whereveritis....
You then look at their photo and think...
FFS, life has been fucking rough on you! :shock:
I am constantly amazed by the number of people who claim to be 40ish (or whatever age) and yet appear as if they would not struggle to convince their local bus driver into giving them OAP concession.
Is it just that I am a poor judge when guessing people's age?
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Quote by PoloLady
Have you been contacted by someone who says something along the lines of....
Hi I am Blarbert, aged 39 from Whereveritis....
You then look at their photo and think...
FFS, life has been fucking rough on you! :shock:
I am constantly amazed by the number of people who claim to be 40ish (or whatever age) and yet appear as if they would not struggle to convince their local bus driver into giving them OAP concession.
Is it just that I am a poor judge when guessing people's age?
No - people lie!!
Sex God
Yeah in the picture Dammy sent us he looked no more than 27 , although it was a bit blurred
Quote by PoloLady
Have you been contacted by someone who says something along the lines of....
Hi I am Blarbert, aged 39 from Whereveritis....
You then look at their photo and think...
FFS, life has been fucking rough on you! :shock:
I am constantly amazed by the number of people who claim to be 40ish (or whatever age) and yet appear as if they would not struggle to convince their local bus driver into giving them OAP concession.
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Is it just that I am a poor judge when guessing people's age?
Well, as your profile says you’re 2006 :shock: I’m guessing you have yours already :giggle:
Stormwalker
Quote by Silk and Big G
Yeah in the picture Dammy sent us he looked no more than 27 , although it was a bit blurred
Anyway.... my flat screen is now spattered with white wine......
I don't see any reason at all as to why people would lie about their ages. To me it's like me saying "yeah I'm a size 8" when I'm really a size 14! I would be totally mortified when they saw me (a little barrel
). If anything I would much rather say I'm a size 16 just so to ensure that 'they' weren't disappointed. To me honesty is always the best policy.Ho hum....
Sex God
I'm only 21 honest
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I don't hide my age, I am who I am take me or leave meI don't think I look too bad for 46. Some people have met me, whether they like me or not I don't know.
I never see the point of telling porkie's about your age
You look fine hun
Especially with that boot av back :twisted:
Sex God
I can;t see the point in claiming you are (one is) younger/smaller/more experienced than you really are. When people meet up they soon spot the difference. Surely it's much better to either be honest or add a couple of years/pounds etc. Then people get a pleasant surprise (assuming they like thinner/younger) - not have to cover a shocked expression in the middle of a pub.
On that note I should probably change my photos since they were taken 2 years ago when I was a stone lighter.
On that note I should probably change my photos since they were taken 2 years ago when I was a stone lighter.
ive never lied about my age other on here.
The only time i have was to make myself as older when i was younger to get into clubs.
however i did meet one guy, wont give out any names but while viewing cam he did say i looked good for my age, thanks.... any how we went on to meet up and again he mentioned how i didnt look quite my age. turns out he had read my height 5'4 as my age 54. im actually 36. so the compliments that i didnt quite look my age arnt quite so flattering now lol.
i actually think more guys lie on here about their age than women. this theory is based on the forum post/ ads/ profiles often saying completely different ages.
xxx lou xxx
The only time i have was to make myself as older when i was younger to get into clubs.
however i did meet one guy, wont give out any names but while viewing cam he did say i looked good for my age, thanks.... any how we went on to meet up and again he mentioned how i didnt look quite my age. turns out he had read my height 5'4 as my age 54. im actually 36. so the compliments that i didnt quite look my age arnt quite so flattering now lol.
i actually think more guys lie on here about their age than women. this theory is based on the forum post/ ads/ profiles often saying completely different ages.
xxx lou xxx
Well I must be the exception, I do everything not to look my age, pluck, preen, wax, exfoliate, moisturise, paint and every other tried and tested method just to look that little bit better and when all that fails. I lie, I tell people Im older just so they say I look good for my age. that sounds so sad Think I will go sit in a corner now :cry:
Sex God
even worse when they send a email saying am 45 ,then you check there profile and they have 4 different adds all saying 4 different ages ,we had a few even admit in the end saying"well god loves a tryer" 
Quote by PoloLady
I am constantly amazed by the number of people who claim to be 40ish (or whatever age) and yet appear as if they would not struggle to convince their local bus driver into giving them OAP concession.
Is it just that I am a poor judge when guessing people's age?
If I was lying I'd be dead!
Quote by PoloLady
Have you been contacted by someone who says something along the lines of....
Hi I am Blarbert, aged 39 from Whereveritis....
You then look at their photo and think...
FFS, life has been fucking rough on you! :shock:
I am constantly amazed by the number of people who claim to be 40ish (or whatever age) and yet appear as if they would not struggle to convince their local bus driver into giving them OAP concession.
Is it just that I am a poor judge when guessing people's age?
guilty as charged
look theres nothing wrong with fibbing about ones age ok
I have, on occasion, looked around some of these dating sites and boy, do most of the guys over 40 look like they've had a hard life :shock: They either look 55 or turn into Grant Mitchell ( the latter being the curse of 90% of the welsh male population it seems, with very few exceptions )
