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Shopping !!! Surely men aren't designed for it

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I hate being dragged around the shops sad but if I come back with a trophy it helps biggrin
we had this same problem today, i urgently needed to shop in boots and lush.
so off we went shopping. biggrin
in the time it took me to buy 3 bags full of smellies tonguey had had two breakdowns!!!
i dont understand it myself. confused
he even had the cheek to have a conversation with another moaning old git who was waiting in the corner about how i spend a fortune on stuff that the house is already full of! rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Quote by well_busty_babe
i urgently needed to shop in boots and lush.

I understand the urgent need WBB! Lush stuff is essential! :inlove:
Men rolleyes
I mentiond decorating socials to someone in chat i thing they could be a laugh lol
I get trolley rage!!!
evil
Hmmm, I think you guys need therapy :P Shopping is no big deal, decide what you want and go get it - that's the man's approach to shopping, none of this farting around going up and down aisles that you don't need to go down!
I concur, gets a bit more complicated when you have a woman with you ...

Anyway, where does it say you HAVE to do your shopping at the same time as the masses on the weekend? There are enough supermarkets open 24 hrs or late into the evening that this is not necessary ...
cool
that map is inacurate, at no point does it show where she goes in the same 2 shops 3 times as she can't decide if the strappy sandals go with the underwear she's seen (that nobody will get to see anyway) banghead
Quote by meat2pleaseu
that map is inacurate, at no point does it show where she goes in the same 2 shops 3 times as she can't decide if the strappy sandals go with the underwear she's seen (that nobody will get to see anyway) banghead

Yes and the 5 attempts back and forth to park the car lol :lol:
Right i better leave now
bolt
Quote by goose35
that map is inacurate, at no point does it show where she goes in the same 2 shops 3 times as she can't decide if the strappy sandals go with the underwear she's seen (that nobody will get to see anyway) banghead

Yes and the 5 attempts back and forth to park the car lol :lol:
Right i better leave now
bolt
no mate, they just park diagonally across 2 spaces instead
(errr, think i'll leave with you if that ok innocent :boltsmile
Quote by meat2pleaseu
that map is inacurate, at no point does it show where she goes in the same 2 shops 3 times as she can't decide if the strappy sandals go with the underwear she's seen (that nobody will get to see anyway) banghead

Yes and the 5 attempts back and forth to park the car lol :lol:
Right i better leave now
bolt
no mate, they just park diagonally across 2 spaces instead
(errr, think i'll leave with you if that ok innocent :boltsmile
Oh you mean dump it confused:
Right Meaty leggit
:bolt: rotflmao
Quote by Darkfire
i urgently needed to shop in boots and lush.

I understand the urgent need WBB! Lush stuff is essential! :inlove:
Aaaahhhhh Lush :inlove: I went to Ikea yesterday to buy some new pink boxes to store it in biggrin :D
WBB
You can buy Lush stuff online!!!
lol
But Sarah.... Nothing beats going in to a Lush shop and sniffing everything :inlove:
I agree, and poking at stuff and getting sticky redface
But if you are not able to get out or don't have one locally, online is a good option
I've just found one in Mk shopping centre lol
Quote by Shireen_Mids
But Sarah.... Nothing beats going in to a Lush shop and sniffing everything :inlove:

Meaty does that in M&S lingerie section :grin:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
But Sarah.... Nothing beats going in to a Lush shop and sniffing everything :inlove:

Meaty does that in M&S lingerie section :grin:
cheeky cow smackbottom
i sneak into the underwear fitting rooms and swipe the discarded undies while the ladies try on the new ones flipa
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Ikea

mad smackbottom :scared:
great does that make me a man biggrin
i hate shopping when i do drag myself shopping i grab the first thing i see pet hate 90 year old grannies chatting to their friends blocking the aisles of supermarkets talking boutwhat they are having for tea argh aint that what cafes are for refuse to go shopping with dek he shopps around looking for best deal not my idea of fun takes hours and i usually walk out also my best friend will not under any circumstance go shopping with her tries on 20 outfits then goes back to the 1st again huh dont get it waste of time and effort
ok maybe im just having a moan now
big cheers for who ever invented internet shopping like a mooch on ebay( good for fetish shoes and knicker shopping) and the sex toy shops of course
Quote by dekntan
big cheers for who ever invented internet shopping like a mooch on ebay( good for fetish shoes and knicker shopping) and the sex toy shops of course

There are sex toy shops on the Internet ???
Some bloody bloke must have put a filter on my browser cos I have never seen one.... redface ;)
yep loads most of the catalouges have on line shops but magic moments is quite a good one good selection and not bad priced
Quote by BiWelshMinx

big cheers for who ever invented internet shopping like a mooch on ebay( good for fetish shoes and knicker shopping) and the sex toy shops of course

There are sex toy shops on the Internet ???
Some bloody bloke must have put a filter on my browser cos I have never seen one.... redface ;)
I wouldn't buy toys online again. Last lot I bought broke after one session. surprisedops: evil Have just got back from Ann Summers...spent too much, but at least I got to take things out of the boxes there and see how they looked. Think I got some better quality items lol biggrin
Holly
Quote by loveh4s

big cheers for who ever invented internet shopping like a mooch on ebay( good for fetish shoes and knicker shopping) and the sex toy shops of course

There are sex toy shops on the Internet ???
Some bloody bloke must have put a filter on my browser cos I have never seen one.... redface ;)
I wouldn't buy toys online again. Last lot I bought broke after one session. surprisedops: evil Have just got back from Ann Summers...spent too much, but at least I got to take things out of the boxes there and see how they looked. Think I got some better quality items lol biggrin
Holly
Early Learning Centre isnt a place id recommend
Quote by essex34m

big cheers for who ever invented internet shopping like a mooch on ebay( good for fetish shoes and knicker shopping) and the sex toy shops of course

There are sex toy shops on the Internet ???
Some bloody bloke must have put a filter on my browser cos I have never seen one.... redface ;)
I wouldn't buy toys online again. Last lot I bought broke after one session. surprisedops: evil Have just got back from Ann Summers...spent too much, but at least I got to take things out of the boxes there and see how they looked. Think I got some better quality items lol biggrin
Holly
Early Learning Centre isnt a place id recommend
rotflmao
ha ha
Quote by essex34m

big cheers for who ever invented internet shopping like a mooch on ebay( good for fetish shoes and knicker shopping) and the sex toy shops of course

There are sex toy shops on the Internet ???
Some bloody bloke must have put a filter on my browser cos I have never seen one.... redface ;)
I wouldn't buy toys online again. Last lot I bought broke after one session. surprisedops: evil Have just got back from Ann Summers...spent too much, but at least I got to take things out of the boxes there and see how they looked. Think I got some better quality items lol biggrin
Holly
Early Learning Centre isnt a place id recommend
never had any problems myself with quality of the sex toys from cheaper online shops usually quick delivery discreet packaging and good qualityquess its just preference