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Sex God
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The sick bay is open
Any one who is ill please report in
The SH nurses are on hand to help sort you out.
:P
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Nowt wrong with me biggrin
Fit as a fiddle and raring to go wink
So can I be a nursey please.....I have healing hands cool
Fee
XX
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Can I come in? I'm tired and grumpety grumpy and in need of some quiet time :shock:
(plus it means I don't have to do this flippin assignment!)
Aaaaaaaargh no!, is this one of those rooms where you have to know someone to be allowed in???? damn, best go off and lie in the dark somewhere on me ownsome then! :cry:
Sex God
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Nowt wrong with me biggrin
Fit as a fiddle and raring to go wink
So can I be a nursey please.....I have healing hands cool
Fee
XX

:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
*Cough, Cough, splutter etc.......*
:giggle:
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where's sassy? she's not well :therethere:
where were you this morning when I had a raging hangover lol
I'm ok now though nurse Sarah :lol: May feel a bit faint if a nice doc comes in to help wink
Sex God
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Fee
You are on reception and first examination duties.
Make sure you examine every inch of any one reporting.
Any one who proves not to be ill and is pulling a fast one can be sent to clean up the Mods coffee cups etc.
:giggle:
Sex God
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Quote by Sarah
Fee
You are on reception and first examination duties.
Make sure you examine every inch of any one reporting.
Any one who proves not to be ill and is pulling a fast one can be sent to clean up the Mods coffee cups etc.
:giggle:

I've been told I'm sick often enough :shock:
Can I report to the Lady Fee for examination now? Can I? Can I?
:giggle:
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i caught the notts munch flu
im going to have to go the next notts munch to make sure its a one off
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i caught the notts munch flu

Me too. I'm only just starting to recover.
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i caught the notts munch flu

Me too. I'm only just starting to recover.
same here, this is a potent one
Sex God
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Quote by essex34m
im going to have to go the next notts munch to make sure its a one off

I heard of getting your name down early on the munch list butthis early is just plain silly
:giggle:
Sex God
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Well with jaymar, HLB and Fee here in the sick bay, I think I will have to close it for a short while, whilst I help carry out the examinations
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by Sarah
im going to have to go the next notts munch to make sure its a one off

I heard of getting your name down early on the munch list butthis early is just plain silly
:giggle:
the confirmation pm arrives next week
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Quote by essex34m
i caught the notts munch flu

Me too. I'm only just starting to recover.
same here, this is a potent one
Strangely enough I didn't - obviously had the right snog list! cool
Mind you having seen Fee in her uniform I'm definitely going down with something... :twisted:
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i have joint ache, head ache, blocked nose the sniffles and feel like poo and cant breathe
Orgasminator
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Nowt wrong with me biggrin
Fit as a fiddle and raring to go wink
So can I be a nursey please.....I have healing hands cool
Fee
XX

lil n fil, fighting each other,to see who can be first.......
to the back of a very long queue lol
lilnfil xxx
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you volunteering to be the doc fil wink
I'm coming over all faint :wink:
Orgasminator
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Quote by hisandhers
you volunteering to be the doc fil wink
I'm coming over all faint :wink:

come on in....
just lie down on the bed.....
open your mouth wide ...well not too wide redface lol
and i'll just check your temperature in my own little way :lol:
fil xx
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I fell down the stairs this week (cheers fluffy socks!) and have a sore back and legs sad
Any volunteers for a massage ??
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Quote by essex34m
i caught the notts munch flu

Me too. I'm only just starting to recover.
same here, this is a potent one
Have we found out who the culprit was yet? smackbottom
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Quote by BiWelshMinx
I fell down the stairs this week (cheers fluffy socks!) and have a sore back and legs sad
Any volunteers for a massage ??

no, but i would screw you til you screamed, that would take your mind off the pain
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Quote by essex34m
I fell down the stairs this week (cheers fluffy socks!) and have a sore back and legs sad
Any volunteers for a massage ??

no, but i would screw you til you screamed, that would take your mind off the pain
confused Trust you!! ;)
Orgasminator
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does suffering from a sore nose and eye qualify?
got whacked in face by a broken emergency light fitting on thursday in high winds, whilst trying to fix it.
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Any volunteers for a massage ??

I'm surprised you've got the front to ask!! lol wink
This is forum flirting..much easier than real life ;)
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Quote by Scandal
Any volunteers for a massage ??

I'm surprised you've got the front to ask!! lol wink
Oh she's got some front alright
and a very nice front it is too :twisted:
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Quote by essex34m
I fell down the stairs this week (cheers fluffy socks!) and have a sore back and legs sad
Any volunteers for a massage ??

no, but i would screw you til you screamed, that would take your mind off the pain
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
"Scream if you wanna go faster"
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Quote by dambuster
I fell down the stairs this week (cheers fluffy socks!) and have a sore back and legs sad
Any volunteers for a massage ??

no, but i would screw you til you screamed, that would take your mind off the pain
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
"Scream if you wanna go faster"
Must you encourage him ? rolleyes confused
;) kiss
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Quote by dambuster
"Scream if you wanna go faster"

i thought it was "tweak my nipples if you wanna go faster" :twisted:
well it was when i was chauffeuring you about lol
lil kiss
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Quote by lilnfil
you volunteering to be the doc fil wink
I'm coming over all faint :wink:

come on in....
just lie down on the bed.....
open your mouth wide ...well not too wide redface lol
and i'll just check your temperature in my own little way :lol:
fil xx
you got some medicine for my saw throat then
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. . . . and I never did find Radio Tokyo rolleyes