Single Guy: Wants to get ad/profile noticed... best advice?

Warming the Bed

0 likes 6 Jul 2007

Hello there,
I'm a single guy and trying to have lots of fun (when work actually let me out for ten mins lol).
I'm trying to get my profile and ads noticed by as many single females and couples as possible and trying to avoid doing all the cliche, stereotype things that us single guys do that shoot ourselves in the foot before we even get to the first "hello".
So, from single females and couples perspective... what is it that you look for when you're browsing the ads or profiles of us many billions of single guys out there, and what is likely to make you think.... hmmmm, maybe this one?
All hints and tips taken in good humour and genuinely appreciated.
xxxxxxxxx

Eyorksmg

Warming the Bed

0 likes 6 Jul 2007

Looks like I need to get to work on my stimulating verbs and grammatical sorcery if I'm going to charm my way through the army of GSOH, single guys with jaw-dropping cock shots...
...so far the witty and articulate has the lead!

Unknown User

0 likes 6 Jul 2007

Add a few cock shots with a full, vivid description of what you can do with it - works everytime! lol

Unknown User

0 likes 6 Jul 2007

Quote by seasider
Add a few cock shots with a full, vivid description of what you can do with it - works everytime!

Naughty Seasider! smackbottom

:lol:
Cock shots, taken from quirky angles and looking red raw etc, aren't high on the list for most* ladies on SH, when picking the top 3 things things they wanted see when looking at an advert/profile.
*Disclaimer: Yes of course there be a few women that enjoy salivating of cock shot after cock shot.

Unknown User

0 likes 6 Jul 2007

I just wanted to be smacked - thank you, Kiss. lol

What is surprising is the number of single male profiles who have no photos and no text.

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 6 Jul 2007

Quote by seasider
I just wanted to be smacked - thank you, Kiss.
What is surprising is the number of single male profiles who have no photos and no text.

No, what's surprising is when they have no text etc., then wonder why nobody's interested!

Eyorksmg

Warming the Bed

0 likes 6 Jul 2007

lol... so "no text" and "tortured genitalia" are typically no-no's... *making notes so's not to forget*
biggrin

Keep the advice coming folks, this is all valuable stuff. I would like to know about whether undraped shots should be "natural" or more "posed"... the thing with sex generally is that it's pretty funny, so I figure you can't take undraped shots totally without a sense of humour, unless you're Zoolander :D

banlwales

Master of Sex

0 likes 6 Jul 2007

you could always start a forum thread asking for advice on how to get noticed..?
you know...it just might work lol

Eyorksmg

Warming the Bed

0 likes 6 Jul 2007

Ah, y'know... you sussed me lol

It's interesting to know though, and judging by the number of profiles and ad's that I've looked at when I've received a wink or an email... I'm not the only one that would benefit from a few pointers, and I would imagine that the ladies and couples that *are* looking for genuine single guys would be the best people to advise about what let's them make a decision whether to contact or not.
The "phwoar, love your boobs on the profile" approach is pretty much everyone's tack, and it'd be nice to have an interesting non-slimy way to kick things off, and I bet every couple gets a bazillion "click my profile" demands every time they're in chat.
But essentially... you're right... I just want the exposure and to have a summer of sexy encounters and memory-making fun biggrin

x

gothicpunk

Sexpert

0 likes 6 Jul 2007

I would think that getting a mixture of things ight in the profile is the way to go.
The right age group (think I have screwed this one up on my profile but I'm not actually actively looking so I don't care), the right sexuality, decent photos (again, I took mine away so I'd be out of luck there), being the right distance from someone (just luck, that one), and writing stuff other than, 'Hey bebe - fancy a shag?' on your replies (though I'd find that funny if someone said it to me)
Different people look for different things. You'll get noticed better if you are just yourself on your ads and profile - that way people will know what to expect and there should, in theory at least, be no real compatability issues once you do meet someone - so long as you have been honest and true to yourself.

Unknown User

0 likes 6 Jul 2007

I like to see cock shots if they are big and look good lol

but other than that I prefer to see a nice clear face pic or at least have one hidden on your profile so its ready to send, we have removed ours from view but have them ready to send, we tend not to reply to people without face pics as we prefer all contact through site and dont want the hassle of deleting photos from our hard drive after recieving tem via other methods....also we get confused as to whos who.

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 6 Jul 2007

No prizes for guessing whih option I voted for redface

The text and your details/pictures need to be honest -if you lie or misrepresent yourself, you'll get caught out eventually. At least if you're honest, people are meeting who/what they are expecting to meet.

Eyorksmg

Warming the Bed

0 likes 6 Jul 2007

Quote by tina1
I like to see cock shots if they are big and look good
but other than that I prefer to see a nice clear face pic or at least have one hidden on your profile so its ready to send, we have removed ours from view but have them ready to send, we tend not to reply to people without face pics as we prefer all contact through site and dont want the hassle of deleting photos from our hard drive after recieving tem via other methods....also we get confused as to whos who.

Yes, I'm a bit too shy for popping my face right there on the profile but have a clear, recent one ready to go (along with phone number), for when the occasion calls for such a thing.
The "oh, it's all too confusing, my pics are too big, I cannot post them" normally sets alarm bells ringing... had a couple of guys pretending to be women asking for pics in a variety of poses etc... like if I agree to hook up I'm not going to notice?... :lol:
Really appreciating the tips guys! x

lyns

Sex God

0 likes 6 Jul 2007

Hi, I can only speak for what I like to read/see in a profile. I like to see body shots, cock shots don`t bother me either way but I do like to look at something else to lol

. Im not bothered about not having a face pic on profile (I don`t have one one mine). I also like having something to read whether witty or not.
I did have a little looksy at your profile and can`t really see that you need to change anything.
lyns x

Wilddaisy

Warming the Bed

0 likes 6 Jul 2007

Quote by banlwales
you could always start a forum thread asking for advice on how to get noticed..?
you know...it just might work

I think you're right...
Oh & I voted for witty, articulate with good spelling - boasting of your 'stimulating verbs and grammatical sorcery' will definitely get you the wordy-girl vote. wink

Eyorksmg

Warming the Bed

0 likes 6 Jul 2007

Quote by Wilddaisy
you could always start a forum thread asking for advice on how to get noticed..?
you know...it just might work

I think you're right...
Oh & I voted for witty, articulate with good spelling - boasting of your 'stimulating verbs and grammatical sorcery' will definitely get you the wordy-girl vote. wink

mmmm, bookish girls get me all hot under the collar... intellect is a key ingredient that turns the primitively rude into the devastatingly erotic... *rushes off for cold shower and a sit down*
PS: OK, I admit it... I perved your profile *blush*... I like the style of your pictures, they look grabbed and fleeting, in a "fast breathing" kind of a way... mmm, snaps for the wordy-girl smile

x

Unknown User

0 likes 6 Jul 2007

Yes i agree, I love to see a profile that has correct grammar and spelling, correct use of apostrophes, etc (and correct spelling of the abbreviation 'etc').
I'm not into cock shots, I like to see a whole body or torso, and male face shots are always a pleasant surprise lol

Good luck :thumbup:

Jiggle

Orgasminator

0 likes 7 Jul 2007

The god of Red shorts once wrote the following thread, which i thing is really good advice.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html?highlight=

Marya_Northeast

Sex God

0 likes 7 Jul 2007

Quote by Wilddaisy
you could always start a forum thread asking for advice on how to get noticed..?
you know...it just might work

I think you're right...
Oh & I voted for witty, articulate with good spelling - boasting of your 'stimulating verbs and grammatical sorcery' will definitely get you the wordy-girl vote. wink

That works for me too. A bit of original and intellectual humour goes a very long way.
Basically, I love a clever dick!

Unknown User

0 likes 7 Jul 2007

I find a good cock shot that shows cum is very stimulating. :wanker: However I won't tell you what it stimulates me to do :shock:
Full face shot with tongue out showing the ability to give good oral is a must. :P
I would expect to find bad grammar with a great deal of simple spelling mistakes e.g. there instead of their and here instead of hear and definitely quite instead of quiet dunno

It's what I'm used to seeing so well within my comfort zone. :huh:
My last piece of advice would be chatroom etiquette. It's a must to go into a room, pick a female name and say "Get on cam and get your tits out". This for most women is the ultimate turn on and they will immediately melt with desire and demand a face to face meet with you. Follow these rules and you can't go wrong. You will soon have a bevy of females lusting after you as soon as they see your user id. :thumbup:

Woohoo

Mod

0 likes 8 Jul 2007

I detect a distinct smell of the brown stuff there bfb. :shock:
But most guys do think that works so it must be gospel rolleyes

woo

Eyorksmg

Warming the Bed

0 likes 10 Jul 2007

Well... it looks like the video was a wasted effort :-D
It seems that witty and articulate is the way to go! So if my forum posts become increasingly florid then you know I'm feeling frisky biggrin

Thanks for the advice and top tips, please keep them coming... I love to know what goes on in your naughty minds :D
xxxx

Eyorksmg

Warming the Bed

0 likes 10 Jul 2007

Excellent

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