Quote by naughtynymphos1
actually it wasn't that what made me think he'd be a crap shag it was cause he was only 21
I can vouch for a few 21 year olds, not many but a few :twisted:
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so anyway my last meet up
Sex God
Quote by Morbius
haha i love the banter on here!
I asked the question because the last girl i slept with told me it hurt her stomach, im not unexperinced in the slightest, but if you want to think that i am its cool.
Again a word of advice....... I usually find it best to sleep on the bed, A its far more comfortable and B it wont hurt your partner
:shock:
...... and more to the point, I think it is a miracle that "betty" the blow up doll could talk at all....
Orgasminator
Quote by fabio grooverider
haha i love the banter on here!
I asked the question because the last girl i slept with told me it hurt her stomach, im not unexperinced in the slightest, but if you want to think that i am its cool.
Again a word of advice....... I usually find it best to sleep on the bed, A its far more comfortable and B it wont hurt your partner
:shock:
...... and more to the point, I think it is a miracle that "betty" the blow up doll could talk at all....
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Sex God
Just read the whole of this thread, and it reminded me of something. Couldn't think what it was at first, then I realised it was Monty Python's "Nudge nudge" sketch. 
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
Just read the whole of this thread, and it reminded me of something. Couldn't think what it was at first, then I realised it was Monty Python's "Nudge nudge" sketch.
:lol: it does indeedy :lol:
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on a seriously side... have you never heard of discresion mate....
kiss and telling is really going to help you in here... and what if he reads it!!!
LOL the other day i got told i dont say enough, today i say too much. Oh dear
Out to the burt takers
Why bring the splendid Mr Lancaster into this. Star of many a western and one time big-top acrobat, what the fuck has he done to deserve your wrath? Stick to K&T...Oh, and breast-fumbling.
you seem very bitter towards sexymale21 have you been on the end of one of his fumbles and feel let down
. You are coming over like a person who has been left severely frustrated and has an axe to grind 
I am in love with sexymale21 and always in awe of his threads here on SH. I want to be as erudite as MrSM21 and post interesting informative threads. And, yes I did want my breasts fumbled and for MrSM21 to tell the whole world about it. Bitter? You bet!
I know you were the hussy in his car PoloLady, and I challenge you to a duel !!!!!!!!!
Ring-tones at dawn. No Frogs, though. And no other interesting stuff you might have had sent to your phone.
P.S. Why did no-one tell me Bluexxx was a she?
P.P.S. If I should die during the duel PL no going on top for a celebratory shag, c'us it might hurt. OK?
I knew it - I can spot a 'Bunny-Boiler' at 20 paces
Quote by sexymale21
haha i love the banter on here!
I asked the question because the last girl i slept with told me it hurt her stomach, im not unexperinced in the slightest, but if you want to think that i am its cool.
You're suppose to stick in in her fanny!!! Not her belly button.... gee young people nowadays, I suppose it'll be the ear next....
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Quote by Maia
haha i love the banter on here!
I asked the question because the last girl i slept with told me it hurt her stomach, im not unexperinced in the slightest, but if you want to think that i am its cool.
You're suppose to stick in in her fanny!!! Not her belly button.... gee young people nowadays, I suppose it'll be the ear next....
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sex God
Quote by Maia
You're suppose to stick in in her fanny!!! Not her belly button.... gee young people nowadays, I suppose it'll be the ear next....
Where's your sense of adventure?
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
You're suppose to stick in in her fanny!!! Not her belly button.... gee young people nowadays, I suppose it'll be the ear next....
Where's your sense of adventure?
If it's small enough to fit in someone's ear, good luck to you - you need all the adventure you can get :grin:
Quote by Maia
haha i love the banter on here!
I asked the question because the last girl i slept with told me it hurt her stomach, im not unexperinced in the slightest, but if you want to think that i am its cool.
You're suppose to stick in in her fanny!!! Not her belly button.... gee young people nowadays, I suppose it'll be the ear next....
Is that what you might call a " total mind fuck ", then?
Quote by smokerjim
haha i love the banter on here!
I asked the question because the last girl i slept with told me it hurt her stomach, im not unexperinced in the slightest, but if you want to think that i am its cool.
You're suppose to stick in in her fanny!!! Not her belly button.... gee young people nowadays, I suppose it'll be the ear next....
Is that what you might call a " total mind fuck ", then?
No... surely it would be called " aural sex".....
hmmmmmm,,,,is slightly cruel, butwhen someone posts and opens them selves up for a piss taking in such a way, its hard not to oblige!!.......
Mind you, I'm sure he's a lovely, honest, caring and good natured fella, so I'm sure he'll take it in his stride !
dear oh dear, fingers itching now, must resist...................no silly comments
Mind you, I'm sure he's a lovely, honest, caring and good natured fella, so I'm sure he'll take it in his stride !
dear oh dear, fingers itching now, must resist...................no silly comments
