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....I know I have been away for a while. I have been most diligent about not logging on from work (-ish redface) and my internet connection at home has been broken since some time around late November. Have tried all sorts of things and only made a little progress. Couldn't download updates to Spyware detectors and virus checkers etc. because I couldn't get out to the internet etc., etc.. evil mad
Finally swallowed my pride and took the PC into the office today and handed it over to the techies...... "See what you can do with this, " I said, " There's a serious quantity of alcohol for the first person who can get it to connect to the Net."
Well, that seemed to do the trick (I know how their minds work!!!). Two of our best guys descended on it with an eager glint in their eyes and....... hey presto! Communication to the outside world. They then spent the rest of the day trying to get rid of the more persistent Data miners, viruses and various bits of spyware which were masquerading as something quite different and re-installed themselves every time the bloody thing booted! :x
As you can see we are now back in business!!! :happy:
I now top the chart for the most infected PC they have ever seen (Ad-aware found over 600 "Critical Objects" surprisedopssmile and, at last, can come and talk to the wonderful folks in here.
Soooooooo. What's been happening then?
Will
:welcome: home Will wave its lovely to see you back online :high-smile:
I reckon you'll need at least 3 weeks online between now and 8am in the morning :crazy: - just to catch up reading :small-print: :small-print: all the threads rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
As to whats been happening :doh: .... lots of 69position :boxing: :censored: :rotflmao: kiss :grin: hump :sleeping: :sparring: :cheers: coffee duel :gagged: :kick: :moon: passionkiss smackbottom :upset: :wanker: whip poke bolt :fuckinghell: drinkies
Well .......... you did ask !!!!
Lucy :kiss:
Hi Lucy - and thanks for the warm welcome passionkiss
Yep. I think you're right. It looks as though I have quite a lot of catching up to do!
Will
Best get reading as you won't have a chance once those bundles of fun arrive :twisted:
Hello Will.
Welcome back, time out can leave you slightly disoriented, and it does take some time to catch up. I know, been there, done that, got the video and T shirt.
Harry0
Casanove, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish.
hump drinkies :borg:
PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE can I have thier number?????
Welcome back, btw wink
Nice to see you around Harry and, yes, it IS good to be back.
Will
Hi Will wave :wave: :wave:
Good to have you back amongst us. How are you and the good lady ????
O Will come here !! kiss Lovely to see you back in here !!!
Welcome back!
/wanders off before she inadvertantly lets slip that `protracted` is bothering her, sure it`s something to do with the G-spot, and wondering if it hurt.
Venusxxx
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Hi Will wave :wave: :wave:
Good to have you back amongst us. How are you and the good lady ????
Good lady? I don't know any good lady dunno Sappho's fine though lol
Will
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Good lady? I don't know any good lady dunno Sappho's fine though lol
Will

How times change. rotflmao
Welcome back Will.
Steve
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Hi Will wave :wave: :wave:
Good to have you back amongst us. How are you and the good lady ????
Good lady? I don't know any good lady dunno Sappho's fine though lol
Will
Bloody Hell Will!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Have you been taking Bravery Pills?? :shock: confused :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hello Will smile :)
Good to see you will be back here on a regular basis again!!!!!!!! Now its time you and Sarge and Kit Kat got your heads together and revamped GFZ. Its sort of gone a bit quiet in there lately - think all the men have just left the site :shock: :shock: :shock:
Oh and I bet Sappho is beginning to bloom :)
Love Corriexxxxx
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Hi Will wave :wave: :wave:
Good to have you back amongst us. How are you and the good lady ????
Good lady? I don't know any good lady dunno Sappho's fine though lol
Will
Looks to me like the good lads at the office have installed the practical joke virus called "CheekyBugger" - oh how they will laugh when you next walk into the office, sporting a black eye :lol:
Welcome back Will :bounce: We missed not having you around. I was just talking about you last night - giving BlueEyes the news about the impending birth :happy:
Love Misschief
passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:
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Bloody Hell Will!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Have you been taking Bravery Pills?? :shock: confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol:
You can tell that I am 170 miles away from her at the moment can't you! rotflmao
Oh and Corrie, she's looking wonderful biggrin . Mind you, she always did, but now she's blooming too.
Will
Hello WILL
Nice to see you back kiss
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Hi Will wave :wave: :wave:
Good to have you back amongst us. How are you and the good lady ????
Good lady? I don't know any good lady dunno Sappho's fine though lol
Will
Typical man, you've had your wicked way with her and now the chivalry has vanished.
Welcome back anyway passionkiss
Jas
XXX
Hi Will
Glad you made it back to the land of the swinging. We have kidnapped Jags on her way back home and made her stay the night in order to rest her weary bones. She's pissed already!!!! (in the tub) lol :lol:
She sends her love as do we. Big kisses to Sappho and answer my pm please.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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. (Ad-aware found over 600 "Critical Objects" redface)
Will

600 pah.......took my 2year old pc to pc world they found over1,000 even with bloody spyware and norton.......now have another make wink
Hey Will good to meet ya, welcome back. Honey biggrin
Will !
I'm also a recent returnee so it's nice for me in turn to also have the chance to say welcome back to somebody else !!
Carpy, my dear old chap! :cheers: I am not exaggerating when I say that you were one of the folks on here that I thought of constantly and missed very badly.
Jas - the chivalry's not really dead. Sappho is still the most wonderful damsel that it has ever been the pleasure of an errant knight to come to the rescue of :love: duel and I love her dearly (still haven't a clue what she sees in me, but I won't mention that in case I get a slap!)
Wilma - I will reply to your PM and you make sure that you give Jags a serious dose f fun and relaxation. I think she needs it. Snogs to you from me (passionkiss) and the same to Fred from Sappho I am sure...... Sappho: sillyassionkiss: Will : rolleyes
Debbiewebs - That greeting looked rather interesting!!! :twisted:
Will
:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
Will, I only just found out like Misschief said before!! Wow!! Congrats to you both!!
kiss
Twins! Oh my! Double trouble! LOL!! :shock: Awww, double the fun, though! lol :lol: :lol:
Hi to will and sapho hope your both well and keeping safe congrats to you both again lets us know if you need help with anything or even if its just a chat you can ring me for one if you like anytime.
Been away for a while myself so I just found out the wonderful news tonight - heartiest congratulations to you both!! Fantastic news. Honestly, you take your eye off the ball for a nanosecond (OK, a few months) and suddenly fecundity is everywhere.
And I bet some bugger's cleaned the GFZ fridge out off raspberry beer. Never mind - it's the company that counts. Hello guys, I've missed you.
Good grief!! :shock:
Blissed!!!!!!!! Ello!!!!!!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Ooh Welcome back passionkiss
Welcome back hun kiss
sodding PC's u gotta love em, u gotta hate em rolleyes
Oooh, that felt good! I needed that! :happy: :happy: :happy:
Geez, welcome back Will (from someone who returned from the abyss after you!! lol )
Are we starting a returnees club here? If we are I want to hold the post of proxy server.
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Are we starting a returnees club here? If we are I want to hold the post of proxy server.

What's a proxy server? Sounds like a diseased waiter. I certainly wouldn't want to hold his post. rolleyes