Anyone off on hols over the summer? If so, where are you off? Are you going abroad or choosing to holiday in the UK?
I've a week booked in Inverness visiting family.
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Quote by __random_orbit__
I generally don't do holidays... it's a concept Istillhave to get my head around, all that "going away" business.
However, I do have a sort of an invitation to Hong Kong!!!
lp
I'll take you on holiday and won't tell a soul - come with me and Nola to Talacre... Res suggested it
We have no plans this year but are likely gonna do the West Coast of the US next summer - San Francisco to San Diego kinda thing or maybe take an old car across to the Alps - ain't decided yet
Sex God
Yay... me, lp and Bloke on Talacre beach! 
Let's get it sorted... :bounce:
Let's get it sorted... :bounce:
Sex God
In fact, Rolp... just get yerself up to the North Wales Munch next weekend - we could have a practice run!
Quote by __random_orbit__
I thought Talachre might be a person... so it would have been a visit, if you see what I mean
lp
No... it's a holiday resort in North Wales that everyone in Liverpool used to go to when I was little... they may still go there. Me and Nola are going there at the weekend.. with you.. and watching you being taken.. are we not?
Quote by BIoke
I thought Talachre might be a person... so it would have been a visit, if you see what I mean
lp
No... it's a holiday resort in North Wales that everyone in Liverpool used to go to when I was little... they may still go there. Me and Nola are going there at the weekend.. with you.. and watching you being taken.. are we not?
not if it's full of liverpudlians... oh no!lp
Talacre (pronounced talacker, or if you want to sound a bit posher, tala-cray)
Is the nubbly end bit of North Wales that faces out into the Irish sea and over to the Wirral.
A place so devoid of interest, it made Abergele look like Las Vegas and Rhyl almost Shangri-La.
It is twinned with New Orleans, Monaco, Paris and Amsterdam and is a well known playground for the hedonistic wealthy of North Wales. On many a day you will find the latest ox and cart roaring around the cobbled streets while the glamorous inhabitants engorge themselves on an orgy of hopskotch, tizer and vicks vapo-rub. At night the place really livens up with the pub known to stay open at least until 5pm at weekends (Sat & Sun excluded).
Is the nubbly end bit of North Wales that faces out into the Irish sea and over to the Wirral.
A place so devoid of interest, it made Abergele look like Las Vegas and Rhyl almost Shangri-La.
It is twinned with New Orleans, Monaco, Paris and Amsterdam and is a well known playground for the hedonistic wealthy of North Wales. On many a day you will find the latest ox and cart roaring around the cobbled streets while the glamorous inhabitants engorge themselves on an orgy of hopskotch, tizer and vicks vapo-rub. At night the place really livens up with the pub known to stay open at least until 5pm at weekends (Sat & Sun excluded).
Sex God
Quote by Ms_Whips
Yes, he's my new 'love' interest.
oooooo i like the sound of that! makes self extra comfy and asks nola if she'd like ice cream......
whips
Like ice cream?! Am I not gonna be helping Bloke lick it off places? :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by Resonance
Talacre (pronounced talacker, or if you want to sound a bit posher, tala-cray)
Is the nubbly end bit of North Wales that faces out into the Irish sea and over to the Wirral.
A place so devoid of interest, it made Abergele look like Las Vegas and Rhyl almost Shangri-La.
It is twinned with New Orleans, Monaco, Paris and Amsterdam and is a well known playground for the hedonistic wealthy of North Wales. On many a day you will find the latest ox and cart roaring around the cobbled streets while the glamorous inhabitants engorge themselves on an orgy of hopskotch, tizer and vicks vapo-rub. At night the place really livens up with the pub known to stay open at least until 5pm at weekends (Sat & Sun excluded).
You joining us Res?! Quote by Ms_Whips
Yes, he's my new 'love' interest.
oooooo i like the sound of that! makes self extra comfy and asks nola if she'd like ice cream......
whips
Like ice cream?! Am I not gonna be helping Bloke lick it off places? :rascal:
i'm sure something could be arranged.....nuts with that madam?
Ah yes, I've heard that there's nothing Nola likes more than licking the nuts off a large Neapolitan.
Sex God
Quote by Resonance
Yes, he's my new 'love' interest.
oooooo i like the sound of that! makes self extra comfy and asks nola if she'd like ice cream......
whips
Like ice cream?! Am I not gonna be helping Bloke lick it off places? :rascal:
i'm sure something could be arranged.....nuts with that madam?
Ah yes, I've heard that there's nothing Nola likes more than licking the nuts off a large Neapolitan.
Or a Roman... I ain't fussy!
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
So does that mean if Nola is licking the nuts off him his cock is still free to suck?
Is this the Neapolitan or rolp?! :rascal:
Quote by Resonance
So does that mean if Nola is licking the nuts off him his cock is still free to suck?
You can have his cockle, but I think it would only be fair to offer Rolp his winkle.
Just be very careful where you stab the little cocktail stick, and go easy on the vinegar.
Be careful Res, you'll get caught up in the rabble here right now and who knows what might happen. There's cockles and winkles all over us right now...
