Jags needs some help....
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Right now I have* to swallow 10mls of the most awful tasting liquid THREE times a day. :cry: It almost makes me gag.... :cry: but I know it's doing me good :P but can't help hating doing it :cry:
Has anyone got anything I can take immediately afterwards which will mask the awful fishy taste and the horrible texture too? :P
* not actually 'have' to but 'need' to for the sake of my continued good health!
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Swallowing foul tasting stuff!
I take it you not allowed to drink alcohol with it?? if you are a glass of champagne ore sparkling wine will do the trick. The high acidity levels and the bubbles clear the palate very well.
in edit: 3 times a day ohh well maybe for the evening then.
any soft drink with high acidity levels, it cuts through the flavour
in edit: 3 times a day ohh well maybe for the evening then.
any soft drink with high acidity levels, it cuts through the flavour
Sex God
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Jags needs some help....
:shock:
Right now I have* to swallow 10mls of the most awful tasting liquid THREE times a day. :cry: It almost makes me gag.... :cry: but I know it's doing me good :P but can't help hating doing it :cry:
Has anyone got anything I can take immediately afterwards which will mask the awful fishy taste and the horrible texture too? :P
* not actually 'have' to but 'need' to for the sake of my continued good health!
Tempted to say 'Tell him to go and have a wank' but I guess that's not the issue.
TCP is very good at dulling all of the taste buds - try it beforehand - but not neat!!!
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I take it you not allowed to drink alcohol with it?? if you are a glass of champagne ore sparkling wine will do the trick. The high acidity levels and the bubbles clear the palate very well.
in edit: 3 times a day ohh well maybe for the evening then.
any soft drink with high acidity levels, it cuts through the flavour
Alcohol is allowed, it's not THAT medicinal!!
:lol: However, what can I drink at breakfast and lunch time??? Can't do booze for breakfast unless I haven't had sleep!*goes off to check booze rack for something fizzzy*
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Tempted to say 'Tell him to go and have a wank' but I guess that's not the issue.
TCP is very good at dulling all of the taste buds - try it beforehand - but not neat!!!
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NOooooooooooooo - can't do TCP... horrible stuff too! One horrible stuff is enough.
Had a couple of grapes tonight but I need something that gives me taste almost instantly, had to bite and chew the grapes. Apart from the time lapse the effect was good.... could be related to the alcohol thing??
Mod
.........marmite?
Sex God
could you mix it in with something else- a drink or maybe some soup to take the taste away
Sex God
I think i should suggest pimms....its always pimms o'clock....try that
Sex God
Jags, i'll send you a jug of Forever Living Aloe Vera Gel. t'is most definitely the vilest, most repellent, most let's-not-even-go-there textured drink ever created, and i'm chugging it 3 times a day meself.
you'll be looking forward to a swig of your fishy stuff before long, just to take the bloody taste away! *bleurgh*
meant to be good for you apparently?
bloody well wants to be tasting like that i can tell you! *barfs*
HTH?
neil x x x ;)
you'll be looking forward to a swig of your fishy stuff before long, just to take the bloody taste away! *bleurgh*
meant to be good for you apparently?
bloody well wants to be tasting like that i can tell you! *barfs*HTH?
neil x x x ;)
Sex God
Listerine, it gets rid of any taste, and as I am hopeless at swilling my mouth out with it, and always end up drinking a capfull morning and night, you soon get used to the taste
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.........marmite?
Ah! Just bought a 600g tub today in Costco... will try that tonight on the last dose of the foul tasting liquid! FISH....yeugh!
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Doesn't the offending fishy thing come in capsule form?
Would be easier on the palate 
Yes, it does but the offending fishy thing in liquid form was 'buy 2 get one 1 free' and promised a vanilla taste and cost a lot of money. They lied! No vanilla taste... just the yeughy after taste of offending fishy stuff! I HATE fish and never ever eat it...
:cry:
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Listerine, it gets rid of any taste, and as I am hopeless at swilling my mouth out with it, and always end up drinking a capfull morning and night, you soon get used to the taste
OH! just bought some of the new 'milder taste' stuff - pale green in colour but it's still JUST as fiery! That might do it... but 3 times a day? However, I'm inclined to try that - thanks NWC.
:P
Sex God
Even if it doesnt get rid of the taste, you will have lovely teeth with no tarter (well 57% less tarter) or so it says on the bottle 
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Jags, i'll send you a jug of Forever Living Aloe Vera Gel. t'is most definitely the vilest, most repellent, most let's-not-even-go-there textured drink ever created, and i'm chugging it 3 times a day meself.
you'll be looking forward to a swig of your fishy stuff before long, just to take the bloody taste away! *bleurgh*
meant to be good for you apparently?
HTH?
neil x x x ;)
You mean I drink liquidised grass to remove the taste of liquidised fish??? NO! please..
think I may have to resort to having crushed Maltesers on standby so I can stuff them into my mouth just after I swallow the foul tasting liquid.
:P
Sex God
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think I may have to resort to having crushed Maltesers on standby so I can stuff them into my mouth just after I swallow the foul tasting liquid.
:P
A certain young man on here tells me that you need to get one of those coffee things that you shake before you open them (cant remember the name, but they come in all sorts of flavours) you make as directed on the box, but only use half the liquid it says ie half a cup, You then fill the cup with maltesers, let them melt and drink away.
I cant mention the name of the Moderator, who's name begins with D and ends with a J because his wife thinks he is eating/drinking healthy at the moment, and would hate to drop him in it. But he swears by the stuff
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think I may have to resort to having crushed Maltesers on standby so I can stuff them into my mouth just after I swallow the foul tasting liquid.
:P
A certain young man on here tells me that you need to get one of those coffee things that you shake before you open them (cant remember the name, but they come in all sorts of flavours) you make as directed on the box, but only use half the liquid it says ie half a cup, You then fill the cup with maltesers, let them melt and drink away.
I cant mention the name of the Moderator, who's name begins with D and ends with a J because his wife thinks he is eating/drinking healthy at the moment, and would hate to drop him in it. But he swears by the stuff
Oooooooooooooh - that sounds hopeful. But I have NO idea what drink this unnamed 'young' Moderator is referring to!
Sex God
Sorry Jags, the 'young' bit was to throw everyone off the scent and make sure no one guessed it was Davej
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Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
A certain young man on here tells me that you need to get one of those coffee things that you shake before you open them (cant remember the name, but they come in all sorts of flavours) you make as directed on the box, but only use half the liquid it says ie half a cup, You then fill the cup with maltesers, let them melt and drink away.
I cant mention the name of the Moderator, who's name begins with D and ends with a J because his wife thinks he is eating/drinking healthy at the moment, and would hate to drop him in it. But he swears by the stuff
Young??????
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Hold your nose while swallowing it then pop in a fisherman's friend
I need those yellow and pink Scottish sweets that were highly perfumed and took ages to bite through... what on earth were they called? Made by Goodfellows... aaaaaaaaaaargh!
:twisted:
Would that be Oddfellows by any chance?
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Hold your nose while swallowing it then pop in a fisherman's friend
I need those yellow and pink Scottish sweets that were highly perfumed and took ages to bite through... what on earth were they called? Made by Goodfellows... aaaaaaaaaaargh!
:twisted:
Would that be Oddfellows by any chance?
THOSE are the very ones! Sort of got the name mixed up there - many thanks. I'm off to my Weegie home at the weekend and will try to get some of those whilst there - guaranteed to kill/mask every other taste known to excite or dull the palate!
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Phew! I thought this was a thread about Marmite! :scared:
I read somewhere that there are some women who hate the taste of semen :shock: and the suggestion there was to hold a mouthful of natural yoghurt to mask the taste. Don't s'pose that would work in this situation?
I'm up for anything to hide the taste of which had better hurry up and have an effect before I get tired of the hassle!
:cry:
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Have you tried having a piece of chocolate after taking it?
It's a speed thing! I need to have the taste of something other ready to go immediately on top of the horrible foul tasting stuff and chocolate has to be chewed and sort of melt! VERY tasty but not immediate enough.
Maybe I could pre-melt the chocolate square in the microwave and just stick my finger in it and lick really really quickly??
So many tests to do tomorrow....
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