Swinging? On a school night??!

12 Jan 2009

:shock: :shock: :shock:
I was having a chat with my mate Tartypants earlier... conversation went something like this...
<snips general chitchat out>
DG says: Where you going?
Tartypants says: a guy i made tentative arrangements with but I don't feel well... thing is, I actually do want to meet him
DG says: for tonight?
Tartypants says:yeah, stupid me
DG says: who goes swinging on a Monday?
DG says: I have my dressing gown on
Tartypants says: lol single girls do!!
Tartypants says: tut
DG says: shit
Tartypants says: honestly
DG says: that's what I'm doing wrong
Tartypants says: yep
DG says: I have the horn too redface

<snips out stuff you REALLY don't need to read!>
Tartypants says: so what are you doing in your dressing gown?
DG says: cause i just threw all my clothes in the wash
Tartypants says: can't believe you said that before!
DG says: what?
Tartypants says: you... when you said "who goes swinging on a Monday?!!"
Tartypants says: reminds me of my friend's ex husband, a few of us were gabbing in the pub one night and my friend's husband andy said something about oral sex last tuesday blah blah and her hubby said "in the week???!!" :shock:
DG says: I feel a thread coming on!!
Tartypants says: lol
So... I'm now sitting here, in my dressing gown thinking this is where I'm going wrong. Are you all out shagging on school nights?
Even as I type that I'm already horrified at myself at the stupidity of the question! surprised

ops: :oops: :oops:
But don't you prefer to do your shagging at the weekends when you've had time to get ready properly?
I think maybe spending the majority of my swinging time over weekends away or having friends to stay has totally brainwashed me into thinking that week nights are too much like hard work. What happened to my spontaneous streak? I don't finish work till 6pm, by the time I get home it's 7pm and then I really just wanna shut the door and chill. :oops:
And I'm single!! :oops: I can't even begin to imagine what it's like for a couple or singles when you have a family to juggle, babysitters, meal times, bed times, having a life in between...
I fear I can hear you all laughing already (and not in the "with me" way) but it would no more cross my mind to be bothered to arrange a swinging meet for a week night than it would to run round Princes Street naked on a lunchtime.
So how do you do your swinging? Or rather when?!
Maybe I should make some changes in 2009... maybe now's the time to get back that person I was in my 20's (who right about now would be mortified that I'm even considering sharing this) and spice up my swinging life a little! :rascal:
Oh... and just before you start to reply... see all the little bits in italics... they don't need a response. No really... they don't! lol

Disclaimer: Tartypants is a fictional name, changed to protect the reputation of the school night swinger! wink

12 Jan 2009

I shag any day of the week Dg and you have my number just remember and wear flat shoes (very flat)

12 Jan 2009

Was just about to search for said Tartypants and all... rolleyes

She sounds like a game gal! lol

I actually would have been doing a spot of school-night swinging myself were it not for forces of nature beyond my control :roll:
I had a most interesting offer. :rascal:
Seriously DG, who'da thunk it, but Monday may just be the new Saturday!
Perhaps that is where we're going wrong... :shock:

12 Jan 2009

I work shifts so weekends bear no relevance for me, each day is much the same as the next so I can arrange meets any night of the week.
I do tend to make arrangements around who I'm meeting to fit in with their schedule biggrin

12 Jan 2009

We have only swung during the week once :shock:. Its just to much hard work to organise sitters on a week night.

12 Jan 2009

Tartypants indeed rolleyes

12 Jan 2009

school?
lp

12 Jan 2009

Quote by __random_orbit__
school?
lp

Turn of phrase oh random one! Like a work night? :giggle:

12 Jan 2009

we go to the couples/greedygirl night at Townhouse on a wednesday night occasionally....havent been for a while so it might be good fun to do it again :rascal:
something deliciously naughty about doing it on a week night and getting home in the wee small hours then going to work/do the school run a few hours later knowing what you had been up to :rascal:

12 Jan 2009

We dont play on school nights, and only perv on line, but thats cause I have to get up at stupid O'clock and like my sleep redface

But come Friday or Saturday night, I am allowed to stay up late and bring on the party lol

(not that I ever do party, but if I could, I definately would, but, oh never mind, you get the picture) wink

12 Jan 2009

Quote by __random_orbit__
school?
lp

The way you said that makes me want to dress up in the schoolgirl's cossie and bend over the desk ready for your cane :twisted:

12 Jan 2009

I do most of my swinging on a 'school' night.
Worlass and I are together on the weekend so we meet people together then (if we are meeting that is)
I don't know what there is to get ready. I wear clothes.. jeans and t-shirt if that is the mood I am in. My phrase is that 'I fuck naked' so the clothes are irrelevant. I will do hair removal to the absolute minimum as I am an adult female and we have body hair and I prefer to look trimmed rather than pre-pubescent.
Ummm and then I meet someone and fuck for 3-4 hours.. home by midnight at the latest. Wake up with a smile. It is all good.

13 Jan 2009

ooohhh splendid i like your new knickers silly

hwoar:

13 Jan 2009

Quote by Bonedigger
ooohhh splendid i like your new knickers hwoar:

just a little something I threw on earlier.
wink

13 Jan 2009

Quote by Angel Chat
Any night is a swinging night if I've no kids or can escape them. Obviously weekends are easier because I don't have to worry about getting to bed at a reasonable hour, but I probably wouldn't let the name of the day put me off arranging a meet.
Tartypants indeed

Duly noted....
Im free this week if you are :twisted: :twisted:

13 Jan 2009

i work most weekend nights so weekdays are my weekends so i sometimes swing during the week ... but my b/f works in the week so now find we just swing when we aint too shattered lol

13 Jan 2009

Sod shagging other people on a school night, Gem's lucky if she get's a lie back and think of england out of me monday to thursday. redface

By the time I've got in from work, cooked her dinner, suffered Eastenders in silence and had me bath, I'm ready for bed, and not in a "Well hellooooo, Grrrrr" kinda way either. I'm bloody knackered lately. sad

Neil x x x ;)

13 Jan 2009

Quote by neilinleeds
Sod shagging other people on a school night, Gem's lucky if she get's a lie back and think of england out of me monday to thursday. By the time I've got in from work, cooked her dinner, suffered Eastenders in silence and had me bath, I'm ready for bed, and not in a "Well hellooooo, Grrrrr" kinda way either. I'm bloody knackered lately.
Neil x x x ;)

:inlove:
I luffs you Nellie! Thank you! kiss

13 Jan 2009

typical, you luv the people who agree with you. You totally ignore the people who think you are a lazy, good for nothing whippersnapper.
rolleyes

13 Jan 2009

Quote by splendid_
typical, you luv the people who agree with you. You totally ignore the people who think you are a lazy, good for nothing whippersnapper.

Actually... I'm still pondering your response but from a completely different angle and wondering whether it's worthy of a whole new thread! :giggle:
*rolls Splendid's eyes back to her* wink

13 Jan 2009

Quote by splendid_
typical, you luv the people who agree with you. You totally ignore the people who think you are a lazy, good for nothing whippersnapper.

Oi you, stop picking on my mates! evil

How's it go? You start with 'er, you start wi' me!
*swaggers about carrying imaginary rolls of carpet under each arm*
I'm just glad I don't have some kinda reputation for being a total stud or summat to protect, cos if I ever did have such a thing, it would just have gone crashing through the floor, eh? :roll: DG, it's a winter thing. Soon as it's spring again, I'm quite sure we'll all be at it 24/7, or something. confused

N x x x ;)

13 Jan 2009

Quote by neilinleeds
typical, you luv the people who agree with you. You totally ignore the people who think you are a lazy, good for nothing whippersnapper.

Oi you, stop picking on my mates! evil

How's it go? You start with 'er, you start wi' me!
*swaggers about carrying imaginary rolls of carpet under each arm*
I'm just glad I don't have some kinda reputation for being a total stud or summat to protect, cos if I ever did have such a thing, it would just have gone crashing through the floor, eh? :roll: DG, it's a winter thing. Soon as it's spring again, I'm quite sure we'll all be at it 24/7, or something. confused

N x x x ;)
:inlove:
My hero!! passionkiss

Oh... and see that last bit, was that an offer?! :rascal:
innocent

13 Jan 2009

Quote by Dirtygirlie
typical, you luv the people who agree with you. You totally ignore the people who think you are a lazy, good for nothing whippersnapper.

Oi you, stop picking on my mates! evil

How's it go? You start with 'er, you start wi' me!
*swaggers about carrying imaginary rolls of carpet under each arm*
I'm just glad I don't have some kinda reputation for being a total stud or summat to protect, cos if I ever did have such a thing, it would just have gone crashing through the floor, eh? :roll: DG, it's a winter thing. Soon as it's spring again, I'm quite sure we'll all be at it 24/7, or something. confused

N x x x ;)
:inlove:
My hero!! passionkiss

Oh... and see that last bit, was that an offer?! :rascal:
innocent

It most clearly was an offer. Be careful that you keep your respective Dressing gown cords untangled in the rush to get your slippers and nightclothes off. :roll:

13 Jan 2009

Quote by splendid_
It most clearly was an offer. Be careful that you keep your respective Dressing gown cords untangled in the rush to get your slippers and nightclothes off.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Is that just so you can rip 'em off later?! :rascal:

13 Jan 2009

Quote by Dirtygirlie

It most clearly was an offer. Be careful that you keep your respective Dressing gown cords untangled in the rush to get your slippers and nightclothes off.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Is that just so you can rip 'em off later?! :rascal:
Later! Later? I never, ever fight for placement with a cup of cocoa. You and Neil will be fighting to stay awake 'later'.

13 Jan 2009

Reminds me of a recent gathering of swingers I was at, innocent

jim jams and cups of tea and gossip and that was at a weekend. lol

We have occasionally done stuff on a school night, but it all seems like way too much of an effort when we've worked all day, have to walk to dogs, make dinner do any extra work I've brought home etc. I'm lucky if I even get to watch a film or read a good book, which if I'm completely honest I would sometimes prefer to sex.
I also don't think I could be bothered with the prettifying process that goes with a meet or club visit (Well for me anyway) and then having a late night. I am obviously getting old, hmmm or lazy! redface

That is obviously where I am going wrong too!:lol: New years resolution.... must make more of an effort! biggrin

14 Jan 2009

Isn't the whole point of forums that you can have a fabulous social life every night of the week without having to shave your legs, remove the fluffy bedsocks or spend dosh on taxis?
Or am I missing something?

14 Jan 2009

Quote by mistress_sassy
Reminds me of a recent gathering of swingers I was at, jim jams and cups of tea and gossip and that was at a weekend.

Oh lordy... that made me laugh.

14 Jan 2009

thanks Dirtygirlie, this thread inspired me to have sex on a school night last night.....my colleagues didnt know what had hit them when they saw the smile on my face this morning.
i think i'll do it more often wink

14 Jan 2009

Quote by sexkittenhfx
thanks Dirtygirlie, this thread inspired me to have sex on a school night last night.....my colleagues didnt know what had hit them when they saw the smile on my face this morning.
i think i'll do it more often

:thumbup: Yay - go you!
Nola x