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id love to show myself but i,ll loose my super hero disguise :lol2:
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ooh thats witty :grin:

Yeah, it was. Surprised you recognised it as such.
I think it's great that your school let you access sites like this from their servers.
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hero to zero at the speed of light!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You took the words right out of my mouth
Horny I take it from your no. of posts that you have read a lot on here ..........................
and seen very little. sad
just a thought?
there have been several definitions of trolling here lately. seems to involve getting a fish to rise to a baited hook or something. usually with something dead and no doubt a touch offensive! not eating that for me tea!
neil x x x ;)
ive seen quite a bit thankyou and met some interesting geniune people so thanks for your apparant concern :P
Horny, you have been here a while, and maybe you're genuine and maybe you're just a wanker. I don't know. But a lot of your posts are just "You look shit" or "Why should I care about your fucking life?"
Maybe you don't care what people think of you or maybe you actively want people to dislike you. I don't know. But people do dislike you. That's ok - there are far worse things in life than being unpopular.
I just think that it would be good if you contributed creatively to a thread, rather than making one-line snide responses that are littered with spelling errors.
to greg of london i was just trying to fit in everybody else makes snide remarks and i thought it was the donr thing here , if you dont believe check lots and lots of previous threads .
thankyou for your compliment of me being a wanker thats very generous of you i will not stoop to your level and insult you back as it is not worth getting into a cyber arguement so whats the point . lol
P.S greigg i hoppe thier aer not two mani spelin mistakes as this wil probablee upset yu
bye smile
If you re-read my post (you can read?) you will see that I did not call you a wanker. I said I had no idea if you were genuine or a wanker.
There are a few snide comments, but it tends to mostly be playful banter between people who know and like each other. It tends not to be people out-and-out insulting people they don't know, as you did with Vix. If you can't tell the difference between a playful joke and an insult, then you're probably not very socially skilled.
Lifes too short people confused
Gregg ive never been to a swingers club . Is there no hassle from locals or abusive yobs outside if its common knowledge what the club is?
Grabs a coffee and gets comfy.....
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well this is also playfull banter or a joke and plenty of people here in the forum reply with snidey piss taking comments im just trying to blend in . you are all so tetchy and winey its unreal :shock:
oh and im geniune or am i a figment of your vivid imagination (hope that is spelt correctly or you will get upset again )
p.s libra thats good and funny biggrin
The club is very discreet. The locals have no idea what it is. It's hidden away from the main street. It is a member's club so you can only get in by registering beforehand. The club has a doorman to prevent anyone else getting in, and uses friendly cab firms if people need a cab home.
There is never any trouble at all - people come there to have a good time and aren't interested in causing problems. The people who tend to cause problems in normal pubs or clubs are generally repressed people who aren't happy with their lives - people who go swinging tend to be very sorted and friendly.
That's from my own limited experience.
Horny, the "you're all so tetchy and whiny" comment is exactly what pisses people off. It's a sweeping generalisation that manages to add nothing to the thread and simultaneously insult everyone who posts here.
There are a few snide comments, but as I said before, it tends to mainly be people flirting and taking the piss out of their friends. You're the kind of guy who walks into a party, sees that a couple of people are joking around and taking the piss out of each other, and shouts "you're all cunts" despite not knowing anyone. Hmmm...
So, you're genuine, are you? Ok. Fair enough... contribute to the board - tell us something, new, interesting, witty or creative about swinging and your sex life.
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Horny, the "you're all so tetchy and whiny" comment is exactly what pisses people off. It's a sweeping generalisation that manages to add nothing to the thread and simultaneously insult everyone who posts here.
There are a few snide comments, but as I said before, it tends to mainly be people flirting and taking the piss out of their friends. You're the kind of guy who walks into a party, sees that a couple of people are joking around and taking the piss out of each other, and shouts "you're all cunts" despite not knowing anyone. Hmmm...
So, you're genuine, are you? Ok. Fair enough... contribute to the board - tell us something, new, interesting, witty or creative about swinging and your sex life.

right i have to tell you something new now that is probably a bit difficult as alot of people know alot of things
something interesting here goes the only freshwater fish that can swim backwards as well as forwards is the eel
something witty , a man walks into a bar , ouch !!
creative and witty about my sex life , well every time i fuck my mates girlfreind she gives me a biscuit , no wonder why im so fat !!
as far as the party thing goes i will be the one taking the piss out of the idiotslike you. ive noticed youve been using swinging heaven a whole 12 days , how did you get to be a cheif commander so quickly
Wow... it's like the land before grammar and syntax existed. I am sure your post was supposed to make sense, but I'm damned if I can understand it.
No one made me commander. I have a brain. I am using it. I don't represent anyone but myself.
See, I was right. The boy is fighting to be a man!
Clever me biggrin
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See, I was right. The boy is fighting to be a man!
Clever me biggrin

surprised lol :o :lol: :o :lol:
you said that in pm.. not on the thread u nutter! :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
No... I really didn't understand it. There seem to be words that almost form sentences. There are occasional verbs and nouns and if I squint they seem to be connected in some way, but I can't quite figure out how. I suppose you could try typing with more than one hand, but then you'd have to stop wanking.
Oh. And it's pompous.
As this thread has moved on from discussion to just insulting, I'm locking it. Anyone who has a problem with that, please PM me and let me know.
Mal
thankyou libra . I hope my grammar is to everyone's liking in this post, as certain people will get upset and retort with more hot air and bullshit .
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