SwingVillage

15 Jun 2008

Imagine we've all contributed to the cost of buying a village where we can all live without worrying who's watching people arrive at the house, can they see through the curtains etc. We have to be self-sufficient. Anything we can't produce ourselves is delivered beyond the village.
I think it could be something like that tribe they've just discovered, with all the media interest lol

My contribution would be to educate the youngsters to be as liberated in their thinking as we all are.
How do you imagine this would work? And what would be your contribution?

15 Jun 2008

I can organise the energy supplies, with a sideline of an "under the counter" supply of batteries for vibrators.
But don't know if I'd have the energy to supply all your needs FB.
John

15 Jun 2008

Quote by Geordiecpl2001
I can organise the energy supplies, with a sideline of an "under the counter" supply of batteries for vibrators.
But don't know if I'd have the energy to supply all your needs FB.
John

You're most welcome to try though :twisted:

15 Jun 2008

I would use my sexual health training and educate the adults on safer sex and contraception in an endeavour to keep the population of the village down.. well we don't want to have to keep building do we? lol

:jagsatwork: one child per family like our far eastern friends

15 Jun 2008

Okay... I'm totally impractical in all things but cooking - so, as long as I could be excused the actual food production, then I'd be happy to work in the kitchen!

15 Jun 2008

Quote by noladreams30
Okay... I'm totally impractical in all things but cooking - so, as long as I could be excused the actual food production, then I'd be happy to work in the kitchen!

Chief pot and bottle washer then! lol

15 Jun 2008

I could use my organisational skills to sort out the manpower. I'll arrange working groups to do the manual, shirt off type, labouring in the fields.
Under close supervision of course. :rascal:

15 Jun 2008

Quote by winchwench
I could use my organisational skills to sort out the manpower. I'll arrange working groups to do the manual, shirt off type, labouring in the fields.
Under close supervision of course. :rascal:

And I would use my management skills to supervise you in doing it, with a whip of course! whip

:rascal:

15 Jun 2008

Something random.
though could I live on the outskirts?
lp

15 Jun 2008

will you need any milkman in this swingvillage?

15 Jun 2008

Quote by __random_orbit__
Something random.
though could I live on the outskirts?
lp

Maybe we could arrange a wagon train for you to head. Then, if the vanillas attacked you could "orbit" the village, protecting us all. Randomly.

15 Jun 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
Imagine we've all contributed to the cost of buying a village where we can all live without worrying who's watching people arrive at the house, can they see through the curtains etc. We have to be self-sufficient. Anything we can't produce ourselves is delivered beyond the village.
I think it could be something like that tribe they've just discovered, with all the media interest
My contribution would be to educate the youngsters to be as liberated in their thinking as we all are.
How do you imagine this would work? And what would be your contribution?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well considering the bitching, gossiping and back stabbing that people seem to manage online I'm sure it would end up the murder mile.

15 Jun 2008

Quote by the_Laird
Imagine we've all contributed to the cost of buying a village where we can all live without worrying who's watching people arrive at the house, can they see through the curtains etc. We have to be self-sufficient. Anything we can't produce ourselves is delivered beyond the village.
I think it could be something like that tribe they've just discovered, with all the media interest
My contribution would be to educate the youngsters to be as liberated in their thinking as we all are.
How do you imagine this would work? And what would be your contribution?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well considering the bitching, gossiping and back stabbing that people seem to manage online I'm sure it would end up the murder mile.
Then we need someone to maintain order!

15 Jun 2008

Quote by winchwench
Something random.
though could I live on the outskirts?
lp

Maybe we could arrange a wagon train for you to head. Then, if the vanillas attacked you could "orbit" the village, protecting us all. Randomly.
border-patrol
I like it... friskie
do I get a badge?(where to pin it?)
lp

15 Jun 2008

Id contribute being the buxom wench type thing serving in the bar of our swing local

all beers, lagers, wines homemade of course.

15 Jun 2008

Id like to be head of security and body search all who arrive at the village wink

15 Jun 2008

Quote by helnheaven
Id like to be head of security and body search all who arrive at the village

Can I be the practice dummy fer that please?

Quote by __random_orbit__
Something random.
though could I live on the outskirts?
lp

I think that makes you the bypass confused

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I'm a very good interviewer. Can I interview all new entrants?
Oh and if you need a photographer..... rolleyes

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15 Jun 2008

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15 Jun 2008

I'd like to be the vicar biggrin

It would be a unique church

15 Jun 2008

Quote by westerross"[/quote
Can I be the practice dummy fer that please?

Spread em!

15 Jun 2008

Quote by helnheaven

Can I be the practice dummy fer that please?

Spread em!
They were spread already! redface

Next instruction?
.

15 Jun 2008

Quote by westerross

Can I be the practice dummy fer that please?

Spread em!
They were spread already! redface

Next instruction?
.
Wider!

15 Jun 2008

I'd like to be in charge of evening events. biggrin

15 Jun 2008

Internal security please.

15 Jun 2008

Quote by de_sade
Immigration Officer please.
We can't let just anyone in, can we..?
:shock: :shock:

Oi! I applied fer that job first!
We could do a 'good cop/bad cop' double act I guess.
You, of course, would be the good cop. confused

.

15 Jun 2008

i want to be the topless gardener

15 Jun 2008

Quote by de_sade
Immigration Officer please.
We can't let just anyone in, can we..?
:shock: :shock:

Would that involve strip searches? And would that mean that those already in, miss out on the strip search?

15 Jun 2008

I would like a 2nd job, of quality control officer please................ lol

15 Jun 2008

Quote by Sarah
I would like a 2nd job, of quality control officer please................

What are you checking the quality of? :shock:

15 Jun 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
I would like a 2nd job, of quality control officer please................

What are you checking the quality of? :shock:
cucumbers, wink