Thank God For SH!

12 Oct 2005

Ello!
We've been members of Swinging Heaven for some time now, but its only when you try out other swinging sites that you realise how good you have it here!
When you go on other sites without the "community" feel of SH, the amount of fakes are staggering - with just elaborate chat rooms with 100's of girls who are lads etc.
What makes SH special is its hardcore following in The Cafe, and how people get to know one another. People can feel sure that there are a core bunch of genuine cool people who make the site tick. At times that can make the place feel "cliquey" but i think it also indicates that they are really "committed to the cause" and don't bear fools.
To post in The Cafe, it takes effort and shows a willingness to get to know people. It also roots out the bad seeds from the good.
So our small foray away from SH is well and truly over and long live the King! biggrin

T & L xxx

12 Oct 2005

Also, most of the other sites are pay sites
This one is free, what more could one ask for!

12 Oct 2005

its good eer init wink

Dont go away again smackbottom

:wink:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Dino
its good eer init
Dont go away again :wink:

I know we've been vewy vewy bad!
Smack harder!!! lol

:wink:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
its good eer init
Dont go away again :wink:

I know we've been vewy vewy bad!
Smack harder!!! lol

:wink:
Did you say harder :rascal:
Take this then :smackbottom: :smackbottom: whip

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :rascal:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyRed
its good eer init
Dont go away again :wink:

I know we've been vewy vewy bad!
Smack harder!!! lol

:wink:
Did you say harder :rascal:
Take this then :smackbottom: :smackbottom: whip

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :rascal:
Oww!!
Yeah that taught us to behave!!
Seriously though, its really really hard to find remotely sane people away from this site ya know! And people moan about the fakes on here - try absolutely anywhere else!!!!
If we stray again u have permission to beat us with a larger paddle :wink:
XxX

12 Oct 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
Hornyred and dino go looking for a massive paddle

12 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Hornyred and dino go looking for a massive paddle
It best be the size of a Norse longboat and needs 30 people with hearts pure and strength true to swing and spank the arse of the lovely maiden and her tramp-in-waiting! (i.e. us two!)
I've been watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail too much! :shock:
oooooh spank us silly you naughty duo ya!

12 Oct 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
oooooh spank us silly you naughty duo ya!

Its rude to whisper

Now stop hijacking your own thread :smackbottom: lol

:lol: :lol:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Dino
its good eer init
Dont go away again :wink:

It's good anywhere - if you can get it!!! lol

Mal
:wink:

12 Oct 2005

and what about all the wonderful munches

12 Oct 2005

We knew you would come back.........thats why we saved your seats for you lol

Now get sat down with a coffee and tell us all about what you been upto :lol: :lol:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
and what about all the wonderful munches

:bounce: They are excellent fun but bad for the head sad

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
and what about all the wonderful munches

:bounce: They are excellent fun but bad for the head sad

is this implying you drink a tad too much!!!!!! wink

can't beat a good munch!.......... and the socail ones are good too :wink:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Jonathan
is this implying you drink a tad too much!!!!!!

So thats where I am going wrong :doh:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
is this implying you drink a tad too much!!!!!!

So thats where I am going wrong :doh:
your fun when ya drunk!!
not that i'm saying ya arnt when ya not...
so carry on drinking! its fun!!!!!!! (govenment note: drink responcabley)

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Jonathan
your fun when ya drunk!!
not that i'm saying ya arnt when ya not...
so carry on drinking! its fun!!!!!!! (govenment note: drink responcabley)

Well I don't need telling twice, I will continue to drink responsibly at a munch

:drinkies: :drinkies:
(Which means, fLucking hell Dawn's going to get pissed at all other munches now rolleyes

)

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
your fun when ya drunk!!
not that i'm saying ya arnt when ya not...
so carry on drinking! its fun!!!!!!! (govenment note: drink responcabley)

Well I don't need telling twice, I will continue to drink responsibly at a munch

:drinkies: :drinkies:
(Which means, fLucking hell Dawn's going to get pissed at all other munches now rolleyes

)

:lol: :lol: :lol:
good good... why change..... plus you cant spoil ya full house of breast exposure at the munches can ya!

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Jonathan
good good... why change..... plus you cant spoil ya full house of breast exposure at the munches can ya!

Ha! I have flipa

I never got them out at the last Leicester munch :smug:
I wore a top that made it easy for certain people to find their way into my cleavage but that doesn't count :lol2:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
So our small foray away from SH is well and truly over and long live the King!

and may i say 'nice sig!!!!!!!!!!' 3suminpreston ;)

12 Oct 2005

Quote by lancyuk
So our small foray away from SH is well and truly over and long live the King!

and may i say 'nice sig!!!!!!!!!!' 3suminpreston ;)
You... You don't think we over did it do u!? :shock: lol

12 Oct 2005

size wise.....its a bit big.
content wise......spot on !! ;)
now where is my a-z of preston.

12 Oct 2005

Quote by lancyuk
size wise.....its a bit big.
content wise......spot on !! ;)
now where is my a-z of preston.

lol!
ah well! if any1 complains i'll remove it smile

- it was the only way we could think of advertising our, erm, advertisement (!) in a colourful way!
xXx

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
Now get sat down with a coffee and tell us all about what you been upto :lol:

They cant sit down, with the spanked arses they recieved of me :twisted:

Quote by 3someinpreston
ah well! if any1 complains i'll remove it

if anyone complains hun, you just send them to me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyRed

Now get sat down with a coffee and tell us all about what you been upto :lol:

They cant sit down, with the spanked arses they recieved of me :twisted:

Quote by 3someinpreston
ah well! if any1 complains i'll remove it

if anyone complains hun, you just send them to me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
We're still deciding whether Savlon or E45 is more soothing Horny... :twisted: wink

13 Oct 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
We're still deciding whether Savlon or E45 is more soothing Horny... :twisted:

Well im afraid your cream dilema is not my problem

you encouraged and asked for arse slapping punishment :smackbottom: I gave my all, not my concern after that rolleyes

You asked for me to be assertive whip

so i obliged :rascal:
If you want hornyred to flirt, you have to ask, nicely tho :rascal:
Im sure its mine and dinos turn for requests :undecided: We would like you both to flirt with us. :rascal: Better be good (and rude) 69position

H, red x

13 Oct 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston

Now get sat down with a coffee and tell us all about what you been upto :lol:

They cant sit down, with the spanked arses they recieved of me :twisted:

Quote by 3someinpreston
ah well! if any1 complains i'll remove it

if anyone complains hun, you just send them to me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
We're still deciding whether Savlon or E45 is more soothing Horny... :twisted: wink

I've got some nice,soft fluffy cushions if that helps.
You really should be more careful of what you ask from Horny :wink: :lol: :lol:
ps. Signature pics look mighty fine from here. Don't ever change them :P

13 Oct 2005

Ello!
We've been members of Swinging Heaven for some time now, but its only when you try out other swinging sites that you realise how good you have it here!
So our small foray away from SH is well and truly over and long live the King! biggrin

T & L xxx

13 Oct 2005

Quote by nesxycple
Ello!
We've been members of Swinging Heaven for some time now, but its only when you try out other swinging sites that you realise how good you have it here!
So our small foray away from SH is well and truly over and long live the King!
T & L xxx

Yep, but technically we didn't leave - we just collapsed in the back room and had a strange dream that we had visited other strange and wondrously poor sites! lol

13 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyRed

We're still deciding whether Savlon or E45 is more soothing Horny... :twisted:

Well im afraid your cream dilema is not my problem

you encouraged and asked for arse slapping punishment :smackbottom: I gave my all, not my concern after that rolleyes

You asked for me to be assertive whip

so i obliged :rascal:
If you want hornyred to flirt, you have to ask, nicely tho :rascal:
Im sure its mine and dinos turn for requests :undecided: We would like you both to flirt with us. :rascal: Better be good (and rude) 69position

H, red x
:shock: :shock: :shock:
I thought you would have found a distinctly aroused and red-assed Mrs. 3someinpreston quite a bit of your concern! :wink:
We shall gladly flirt back, but we don't know whether to do so with the aid of an even bigger whip or a few chains, blindfolds and paddles present! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Either way, we'll see you two in the dungeon later... :wink: :smackbottom: :swingingchair: